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(Grandforks.com)   Man runs for the border in stolen combine   (grandforks.com) divider line 33
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2003-05-07 11:52:03 AM  
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy lyrics
Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate, Lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea

I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face
She ain't a foolin' me

(Chorus)
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chugging along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tilling up the land
She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmers' tan
She the only one who really understands
What gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth 'til we run outta light
Take it to the barn, put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft
Sit and talk with the radio on

She says she's gotta dream
And I ask what it is
She wants a little farm
And a yard full of kids
And one more teenie weenie ride
Before I take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chugging along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmers' tan
She's the only one who really understands
What gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it runs like a Deere
Man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor...she thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chugging along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tilling up the land
She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmers' tan
She's the only one who really understands
What gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
 
2003-05-07 01:02:03 PM  
Bowling for Combines anyone? Moore, where are you?
 
2003-05-07 03:01:35 PM  
I thought it said "Nun", not "Man". No use reading the article now.
 
2003-05-07 03:14:06 PM  
I smell a Taco Bell contract in his future.

Wait, no, that's just the Taco Bell I had for lunch that I smell. Yikes!
 
2003-05-07 03:14:25 PM  
OH MY GOD! what was he thinking? North Dakota?

ehh...
 
2003-05-07 03:15:08 PM  
Tonight on Fox: World's deadliest combine crashes.
 
2003-05-07 03:15:18 PM  
Thank God he didn't mow anyone down.


/groan
 
2003-05-07 03:16:00 PM  
This is pure SNOW! Do you realize the street value of this mountain?
 
2003-05-07 03:16:08 PM  
The combine, taken from its winter hibernation, was not damaged...

Poor combine. It was just trying to rest up and then this happens.
 
2003-05-07 03:16:09 PM  
The man had "some frustration, from a battle over money," and knew the owner of the first combine he tried to take, Chapa said. After the suspect was reported to be trying to take the first combine from a farm building a few miles southwest of Fertile, he left the scene before deputies arrived. An hour later, police heard that a combine had been taken from a farm building a few miles southeast of Fertile, Chapa said.

Nice grammer in dat dare artcile!
 
2003-05-07 03:16:53 PM  
Don't combines only go like 30 mph or less?
 
2003-05-07 03:17:14 PM  

"And I say, hey hey hey hey,
I said hey, what's going on?"


[image from pechsiam.com too old to be available]

 
2003-05-07 03:23:45 PM  
Like a lot things, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
2003-05-07 03:32:13 PM  
Maybe he was chasing Steve McQueen ?
 
2003-05-07 03:33:17 PM  
or vice versa even..

/duh
 
2003-05-07 03:41:30 PM  
Cruisin down the screet in my 6-4 combine, jockin da biatches slappin da ho's........a tractor pulls up who can it be, a fresh harvester rollin key-lo-g, rolls down his window and he started to say...its all about making that corn and potato

cause the farmers in North Dakota are always hard come talkin your trash they'll pull your tractor....dont qoute me ya'll cause i aint said sheeet!!
 
2003-05-07 03:43:10 PM  
i admit i laughed, ElVee.
i got to hand it to this guy though, i never would have thought to use a combine as a get away vehicle.
 
2003-05-07 04:05:16 PM  
This sounds like a lot like The Straight Story.
 
2003-05-07 04:30:01 PM  
And now he'll reap what he's sown.

(can't believe I did this.)
 
2003-05-07 04:33:01 PM  
Another sign the Apocalypse is near... 3 postings from the Grand Forks North Dakota Herald in a week.
 
2003-05-07 04:33:59 PM  
I thought it said CONCUBINE, not combine.....makes the article a lot less interesting to me...
 
2003-05-07 04:40:39 PM  
"The suspect had, in one case, used an extra set of keys for the combine he "retrieved," somehow, Chapa said."

once when i was 8 i "retrieved" a pack of Fruit Stripes gum from the grocery store.
 
2003-05-07 04:59:40 PM  
Jesus...What was he thinking? Sure it's a high dollar piece of equipment , but it only goes about 5 , maybe 10 MPH.

Not all that hard to track down...*L*
 
2003-05-07 05:02:00 PM  
first article posted by me!

On a side note, this is going to be on the North Dakota edition of Worlds Wildest Combine Chases!
 
2003-05-07 05:07:06 PM  
I bet the bastard harvested grain the whole way to the border, too.
 
2003-05-07 05:22:48 PM  
#Ive got a brand new combine harvester ive got a brand new key.....


/ wurzels
 
2003-05-07 05:26:09 PM  
I guess its a brit thing...... the wurzels song "I got a brand new combine harvester" was a hit many years ago.

They also did "i am a cider drinker" i think
 
2003-05-07 05:41:01 PM  
Did the cops chase him down with a tractor? Was he "Plowed" too?

/Cringing in shame at such a lackluster remark
 
2003-05-07 06:19:56 PM  
Ha ha! That's funny! The idiot could have at least waited until it was dark out and tried to be sneaky. During the day you can see for miles and miles because there aren't any trees! Well...except for shelter belts. But I know this because I grew up close to there.

/embarrassed
 
2003-05-07 08:28:07 PM  
Jimmy Carter runs for President in hard-earned combine...
 
2003-05-07 08:53:33 PM  
...i want to see the pic...

/waiting
 
2003-05-08 02:05:48 AM  
[image from lucjam.com too old to be available]

Sometimes you just gotta make a run for the border
 
2003-05-08 10:06:52 AM  
I make a motion to rename to Grand FARKS, ND - seconded, anyone?
 
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