Approves
/hot like the cinnamon game

dilemma: Approves
/hot like the cinnamon game

wanna see my purple heart?

/hot like asphyxiation

I_Am_Weasel: queezyweezel: good. If there's anythng worse than being molested, it's being molested by a 100 year old dick. Eeeewwww.


He only looks that old.

For the win

queezyweezel: good. If there's anythng worse than being molested, it's being molested by a 100 year old dick. Eeeewwww.

I dunno.. I'd think the 100 yr old limp dick would be preferable to the 20-30 something hard variety.

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Uh... HuffPo, you may want to include a few more possibilities. Just sayin'.

DrowningLessons: /hot like asphyxiation

I hate to be "that guy" but I can't decipher the meaning of this picture.

They should let him out, so that he might accidentally fall on a bullet to the back of his head. Accidentally, of course.

I'm still confused as to why even a pedophile would molest a year-old, much less a hundred of them.

Theaetetus: I'm still confused as to why even a pedophile would molest a year-old, much less a hundred of them.

Because there was a 100 of them, duh!

mtylerjr: DrowningLessons: /hot like asphyxiation

I hate to be "that guy" but I can't decipher the meaning of this picture.

Is from a movie. Shawshank Redemption (new window). So this guy shouldn't be able to hack it on the outside. He should give up, and kill himself.

WaltzingMathilda: mtylerjr: DrowningLessons: /hot like asphyxiation

I hate to be "that guy" but I can't decipher the meaning of this picture.

it's a reference to shawshank, though i can't see what relevance it has in this debate. brooks was old, that's about it.

Brooks molsested young pigeons so that's how it's related. The sick bastard. He's sicker the the Sisters.

That'll teach em

The cool thing is, when this guy pretty much immediately dies some politician will be able to say that under his opponent's watch a recalcitrant child molester received just two weeks in prison.

On another subject, what do you think this guy says when someone asks him what his secret to long life is? Think about that, then take a long, long shower.

2wolves: No, I am an advocate for excising the death penalty for child molesters, rapists

Hold up, hoss. Why give molesters and rapists an incentive to kill the only witness? Do you have something against rape victims?

Free health care! Three hots and a cot!


/he doesn't care about kids, he can't afford to live on the outside

His 58-year-old daughter says Sypnier molested her and other neighborhood girls when she was young, and pedophiles never change no matter how old they get.

Is it just me, or does this sound like a plot to get out of paying for his care in an old-age home? "Let the State pick up the tab!" seems to be her plan.

So did he get a form letter from the president for reaching level 100?

Really? It took this many posts before the "assault with a dead weapon" joke?

2wolves: Ed Grubermann:
So, you advocate the death penalty for parole violations? I mean, if he had been molesting more kids I could see your point, but for failure to finish a court-mandated program.

No, I am an advocate for excising the death penalty for child molesters, rapists, and having 16 items in the express check out lane.

Ok, not so much the last one.

Huh?

BubbaLee:
I'd love to know what strange thread that originated from. WTF.

At one hundred years of age, I'm pretty sure the only thing they can get him on now is thought crime.

Maybe he just realized prison was better than Buffalo?

What a waste of tax money.

I failed my Parole once and then the DM said there were Ogres.

2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: No, I am an advocate for excising the death penalty for child molesters, rapists

Hold up, hoss. Why give molesters and rapists an incentive to kill the only witness? Do you have something against rape victims?

Is that any greater incentive than to live a life not occupied with rape or molestation?

And? The death penalty for murder doesn't provide an incentive for people not to murder. Most people don't think about the likelihood of being caught and punished until afterwards. Same for rapists and molesters. It's only afterwards that they say, "oh, shiat, I might go to jail for this." Except under your proposal, it's "oh, shiat, I might get executed for this... might as well kill this witness, since they can't give me the chair twice."

Triaxis: queezyweezel: good. If there's anythng worse than being molested, it's being molested by a 100 year old dick. Eeeewwww.

I dunno.. I'd think the 100 yr old limp dick would be preferable to the 20-30 something hard variety.

If the dude's 100 I'd be thinkin' he's full-time catcher now.

/hot dog in a dusty subway tunnel

2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: No, I am an advocate for excising the death penalty for child molesters, rapists

Hold up, hoss. Why give molesters and rapists an incentive to kill the only witness? Do you have something against rape victims?

Is that any greater incentive than to live a life not occupied with rape or molestation?

And? The death penalty for murder doesn't provide an incentive for people not to murder. Most people don't think about the likelihood of being caught and punished until afterwards. Same for rapists and molesters. It's only afterwards that they say, "oh, shiat, I might go to jail for this." Except under your proposal, it's "oh, shiat, I might get executed for this... might as well kill this witness, since they can't give me the chair twice."

You really believe there is that level of logic involved?

Absolutely. Bear in mind that this all occurs after commission of the crime. This is why the death penalty is not a good deterrent in general. Before the crime, you aren't thinking. After the crime, you are. And if, after the crime, you see a way to reduce the likelihood of being caught - say, by killing the witness - with absolutely no possible harm to yourself, since it's death penalty either way, then you'll take it.

What other theory are you going on? That child molesters and rapists are insane morons who never, ever act logically? 'Cause it seems a lot more likely, in light of the fact that many of them fit perfectly well into society such that we never know until it's too late, that they can act quite logically and rationally and are just sick.

2wolves: That serial rapists and child molesters are obsessive and have little control over their obsessions. The OCD person who washes their hands a couple of hundred times a day is not using logic.

Yeah, but serial rapists and child molesters don't fit into that stereotype. Most of them look just like anyone else. Your local Catholic priest, creepy Uncle Ted, the three fraternity bros who make a few too many jokes about bros before hos, Ben Rothlisberger, etc.
These are people who all act logically and rationally most of the time. They're not all the Son of Sam.

2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: That serial rapists and child molesters are obsessive and have little control over their obsessions. The OCD person who washes their hands a couple of hundred times a day is not using logic.

Yeah, but serial rapists and child molesters don't fit into that stereotype. Most of them look just like anyone else. Your local Catholic priest, creepy Uncle Ted, the three fraternity bros who make a few too many jokes about bros before hos, Ben Rothlisberger, etc.
These are people who all act logically and rationally most of the time. They're not all the Son of Sam.

"Lets see... I going use this child. If I get caught I may end up in the general population. If it comes out what I did they'll bust my teeth out and use me like a blow up doll for 10 to 15 years. I going use this child."

"I'm going to kill this cop. If I get caught, I'll get severely beaten before trial, and if convicted, I'll get the death penalty. I'm still going to kill this cop."

"I'm going to rape this girl. If I get caught, I'll have to register as a sex offender and probably get beat by everyone in the area. I'm still going to rape this girl."

"I'm going to take this DVD. If I get caught, I'll be banned from the store and probably have my name and photo put up on a big sign for all my friends and neighbors to laugh at. I'm still going to take this DVD."

No. People almost never think about consequences prior to committing the crime, regardless of the crime.