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(SWG)   Who will lead the Fark Alliance to glory in the upcoming Star Wars Galaxies game. Links to main page, voting goodness   ( divider line
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6589 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2003 at 8:36 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-07 08:39:40 AM  
This is awesome...
2003-05-07 08:39:56 AM  
Why did this make the main page?
2003-05-07 08:41:43 AM  
The Fark Personals girl is on The Onion's front page, too. What the heck?
2003-05-07 08:42:05 AM  
^ He said Poop.

A vote for me, is a vote for me.
2003-05-07 08:43:27 AM  
And a vote for me is a vote against people who say a vote for them is a vote for them, therefore suggesting that you are an idiot who doesn't know a vote for someone is a vote for someone ! GO ME !
2003-05-07 08:45:31 AM  

What the hell is going on? I don't understand this...

/am i dumb?

2003-05-07 08:45:52 AM  
Fb- will lead us to freedom.
2003-05-07 08:46:05 AM  
you ARE an Ekian grams
2003-05-07 08:46:18 AM  
Don't cross over to the dork side. Don't play this game. Once you choose the dork path, forever will it dominate your destiny. You will live in your mother's basesment. You will never meet a real girl. The only boobies you ever see will be on fark boobies links. Beware the dork side!
2003-05-07 08:46:24 AM  

(End of intelligence for the HTML challenged...)
2003-05-07 08:46:27 AM  
Fb- will lead us to freedom.

Now with voting.
2003-05-07 08:46:47 AM  
Ah yes,

Glory. My eyes have seen this Glory.
2003-05-07 08:47:29 AM  
Gepeto *peer*

<---- Someone get these personals off my computer screen.
2003-05-07 08:47:46 AM  
Hate thou shalt not praise, as the dork side it will guide you to !

2003-05-07 08:47:49 AM  
A vote for me is for more voting, more pooping, less of this crap....

and FOR ME!
2003-05-07 08:47:51 AM  
Don't vote, it's a trap!
2003-05-07 08:48:41 AM  
Personals > they pick beautiful people from wherever and put them wherever so you'll see more of our pictures in all affiliated sites like Onion, hmkay?

It's not how you feel, it's how you *look*.
2003-05-07 08:50:08 AM  
I was gonna vote for Blackvampyr but then Gepeto informed me he thought I was stupid, now I don't know what to think!

*curls into the fetal position and begins whimpering*
2003-05-07 08:50:41 AM  
a vote for me is a vote for sterilization so that weasels like these get off my sidewalk.

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2003-05-07 08:50:51 AM  
Trust in the leadership of General_Failure.
2003-05-07 08:51:00 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for Ackbar, fetal position, and wimps.
2003-05-07 08:51:33 AM  
Hold on while I get into my life-size C3PO costume

/sad sad sad state of affairs if this stuff gets you off
2003-05-07 08:52:07 AM  
AwkwardSilence, it's not necessarily people from fark. I guess the name "fark personals" may be confusing.

I wish I could find a girl who thought that breathing is sexy though. Easy to please.

I've no idea what this thread is about, however.
2003-05-07 08:52:37 AM  
who would have thought that doing a GIS with "starwars nerds" would have produced a hit....
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2003-05-07 08:53:52 AM  
Wow, two thirds of his platform apply directly to me!
It's like he's talking about me as a voter.

So, in effect, a vote for Gepeto is a vote for me, and I like me!
2003-05-07 08:55:13 AM  

Wanna join my party ?
2003-05-07 08:57:54 AM  
A vote for me is a vote against Star Wars Fanboys
2003-05-07 08:59:15 AM  
Im in the beta3.. though I havent had much time to play.
2003-05-07 08:59:38 AM  

Seriously. No kidding. I will kick but and take names. And then I'll say I did it for FARK.
2003-05-07 08:59:54 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for Mac users who just don't care.
2003-05-07 09:02:21 AM  
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2003-05-07 09:03:07 AM  
Vote for me! Admit it... no one else can surrender like France!
2003-05-07 09:03:20 AM  
I shalst lead us into the SWG realm! For I loser Star Wars fanboy with no life! No follow me into the promise land, where I assure you, you will recieve 72 virgins, with NSFW boobies and the such!
The Promise Land(Link is actually SFW)
2003-05-07 09:03:43 AM  
Enter the geekdom.

Hey, here's an idea. How about today--starting right now--you go out as a character named (Your Name Here) and move your character to a special site called a University or Academy, or, alternatively, to a site called a Job, and use your skills to gain experience in (Your Chosen Role). Then, you can visit a site called a Social Event and wear 18+ clothing (no computer-sloganed t-shirts) and engage in actual Chat with anoher character. If you reallywant, you can dress like a wookie. But don't do this Star Wars Galaxy stuff. It's crack for your brain.
2003-05-07 09:04:12 AM  
I feel funny. Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class. More boobies please. Less farked up geeks.

/am I the only one who wants all boobies all the time?
2003-05-07 09:04:56 AM  
I'm a big Star Wars fan, I'm a big fan of sci-fi, and I love the boobies links.

I also love to go out, I love good beer (Guinness, Spitfire, Isenbeck... Hmmm), I've had girlfriends and liked them all, I've seen (and touched, and made other things that would put my mom into shame) my share of real boobies and enjoyed them all.

But you know what I don't like?

Stupid farkers that scream "NERD! DORK! Burn the Dork!" at the first sight of words like "Star Wars". What is the matter with you? You lack so much self-confidence that you MUST offend other people so you can feel better?
2003-05-07 09:05:29 AM  
Will there be beer and boobies at your party?

Any way, I'm off to work, which is the GODDAMN MAY!

Getting tired of us smarmy Canadians telling you how much better it is in Canada? Just point out the fact it's May and that's it's snowing heavily, DAMMIT!
2003-05-07 09:05:33 AM  
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A vote for me is a vote for not really knowing what we're voting on!
2003-05-07 09:06:13 AM  
2003-05-07 09:08:53 AM  

No one is saying that we should burn the dorks. Then they'd be far too tough and chewy. I say we fry them to a nice golden-brown and slather them in some nerdberry sauce with a side of buttery geeks.

2003-05-07 09:09:53 AM  
Vote for Jive_Turkey. He will bullshiat you through everything and come out clean on the other side

I don't know what we are voting on either
2003-05-07 09:10:50 AM  
How bout YOU lead the Fark Alliance to glory in the upcoming Star Wars Galaxies game .... NERD.
2003-05-07 09:11:50 AM  
I've been a Beta tester now for SWG for the last 3 weeks. It's pretty cool :-)
2003-05-07 09:12:39 AM  
hey Bass:

Nice Bling
2003-05-07 09:15:08 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for the biggest piece of VaporWare this side of Tatooine...

Waiting for SW: Galaxies is like waiting for Godot...

2003-05-07 09:15:57 AM  
Hey Jeff I've been meaning to contact you about this. I'm willing to put in some time helping to get this organized. Drop me a line. I'm not hard to find.
2003-05-07 09:16:32 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for planetside
2003-05-07 09:17:14 AM  
2003-05-07 09:17:27 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for a new link and the death of this thread.
2003-05-07 09:18:36 AM  
Pulsrcat Where the hell in Canada are you ?

And yes there will be all kinds of stuff at my party.

So anyways, I am in Montreal and it is definitely not snowing...
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