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2010-04-18 09:53:50 AM  
fearthebunnyman: It's funny they put her on the cover as best looking woman, and used a pic that's been so photoshopped it barely looks like her

That was my thought. Best looking woman, so let's make her look like a drugged out whore here.
 
2010-04-18 09:56:49 AM  
nbrfwhoooo: One of these days I am going to go to Monica Bellucci's IMDB. I have no clue why she is a celebrity. Don't get me wrong, she is smoking hot, I have just never seen her in ANYTHING other than Fark threads and I watch a lot of television.


Your problem highlighted in bold. Check out the foreign film section in your video club. Lots of great movies there and television doesn't show them all. I always am happy when a good foreign actor I've seen in a ton of films from his country, finally makes it big in Hollywood.


I'd say Marlena is one of Bellucci's big roles.

 
2010-04-18 10:08:59 AM  
meh ...
 
2010-04-18 10:17:31 AM  
I was watching "The Getaway" (Steve McQueen) the other day. Sally Struthers was in it...talk about a huge set of cans.
 
2010-04-18 10:19:37 AM  
I covet her hair.
 
2010-04-18 10:25:44 AM  
nbrfwhoooo: One of these days I am going to go to Monica Bellucci's IMDB. I have no clue why she is a celebrity. Don't get me wrong, she is smoking hot, I have just never seen her in ANYTHING other than Fark threads and I watch a lot of television.

My current top 5 (not in order):

1)Alyssa Milano (she has been number 1 for 22 of my 31 years)
2)Kelly Ripa (minus the kids)
3)Jewel
4)Cat Cora (c'mon, Cat. love the penis.)
5)Felicia Day


Belluci's been in a lot of flicks. She was in a small part in the 2nd film in the Matrix trilogy, and she made Keanu look wooden. Well Ok, pretty much everyone makes him look wooden, but she's a decent actress and super sexy.

I think being super hot well into your 40's like Belluci and Isabella Rosselini (some years ago) is a mixed blessing, because it makes the inevitable changes with age harder to cope with.

I mean, she's hotter than most women 20 years younger, but it ain't gonna last. Father Time gets everyone eventually.
 
2010-04-18 10:27:26 AM  
Whats her ass like. Its all boob shots. Gimme a shot of her in jeans.
 
2010-04-18 10:37:10 AM  
Babbs: I covet her hair.


Me too, but I don't think we're talking about the same hair.
 
2010-04-18 10:40:23 AM  
I cannot believe I'm the only person who thinks Christina Hendricks is the one and only actress who should play Diana in the remake of Wonder Woman. It is after all as much about the costume as it is the acting. Oh, yeah right. It's all about filling out the costume.
 
2010-04-18 10:50:00 AM  
cxjohn: I cannot believe I'm the only person who thinks Christina Hendricks is the one and only actress who should play Diana in the remake of Wonder Woman. It is after all as much about the costume as it is the acting. Oh, yeah right. It's all about filling out the costume.


yeah, those are some big boobs -- i mean boots-- to fill.
 
2010-04-18 10:51:15 AM  
Think about it, it would make more sense her playing Wonder Woman than say, Jamie Somers, the Bionic Woman.

Some things just follow a type...
 
2010-04-18 10:53:31 AM  
Wake Up Call


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2010-04-18 10:57:03 AM  
MayoBoy, you must warn users to prepare with eye bleach before posting something like that.
 
2010-04-18 10:57:48 AM  
She has red hair and big boobs. I like that.
 
2010-04-18 11:00:01 AM  
MayoBoy: Wake Up Call

Fap killer!
 
2010-04-18 11:03:31 AM  
She is gorgeous but I agree with the farker who said she looks better when not wearing a push-up bra. When you have natural large ones, you don't need to force the cleavage.
 
2010-04-18 11:07:24 AM  
Animatronik: I mean, she's hotter than most women 20 years younger, but it ain't gonna last. Father Time gets everyone eventually.

Weird that atoms themselves have no age...
 
2010-04-18 11:10:55 AM  
I'm sorry. It has to be said:

THIS
images.askmen.com

Has a really, really ugly nose. I hate her nose. I think she's rather unattractive because she's got such an ugly ape-like nose.

She's also one of those teeth-smilers. Thin little lips that show off her teeth.

In fact, she kind of reminds me of a chimpanzee without fur.

www.taylorbirkey.com

I'll give her credit, though: She does have nice cheekbones and pretty eyes for a hairless, French chimpanzee.
 
2010-04-18 11:17:11 AM  
ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry. It has to be said:

THIS


Has a really, really ugly nose. I hate her nose. I think she's rather unattractive because she's got such an ugly ape-like nose.

She's also one of those teeth-smilers. Thin little lips that show off her teeth.

In fact, she kind of reminds me of a chimpanzee without fur.



I'll give her credit, though: She does have nice cheekbones and pretty eyes for a hairless, French chimpanzee.


You know how I know you're gay?
 
2010-04-18 11:17:29 AM  
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Hey, she calls the U.S. her home (now).

Well, I'm off to sleep the sleep of the dead for the next 28 straight hours.

Have fun.
 
2010-04-18 11:20:11 AM  
johnnyboog: Whats her ass like. Its all boob shots. Gimme a shot of her in jeans.

www.hollywoodtuna.com

And here is Christina's butt as the main feature

Link (new window) It's a video

I can't find a pic of her in jeans from the rear. I posted one of her just wearing jeans from the front though earlier- I think she looks better that way.
 
2010-04-18 11:21:06 AM  
ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry. It has to be said:

THIS


Has a really, really ugly nose. I hate her nose. I think she's rather unattractive because she's got such an ugly ape-like nose.

She's also one of those teeth-smilers. Thin little lips that show off her teeth.

In fact, she kind of reminds me of a chimpanzee without fur.



I'll give her credit, though: She does have nice cheekbones and pretty eyes for a hairless, French chimpanzee.


i58.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-18 11:21:56 AM  
wow... this thread got much better than when I first checked in...
 
2010-04-18 11:23:55 AM  
skinink: nbrfwhoooo: One of these days I am going to go to Monica Bellucci's IMDB. I have no clue why she is a celebrity. Don't get me wrong, she is smoking hot, I have just never seen her in ANYTHING other than Fark threads and I watch a lot of television.
Your problem highlighted in bold. Check out the foreign film section in your video club. Lots of great movies there and television doesn't show them all. I always am happy when a good foreign actor I've seen in a ton of films from his country, finally makes it big in Hollywood.
I'd say Marlena is one of Bellucci's big roles.


Good to know, thanks. I did just check her IMDB and wrote some titles down to watch. I certainly wasn't trying to be one of those people that come in to a thread and go "who?". I know who she is but have never seen her act or on a talk show or any moving picture of her in any form. Granted, I haven't looked too hard but at some point I would think I would have seen her somewhere.
 
2010-04-18 11:24:31 AM  
cxjohn: I cannot believe I'm the only person who thinks Christina Hendricks is the one and only actress who should play Diana in the remake of Wonder Woman. It is after all as much about the costume as it is the acting. Oh, yeah right. It's all about filling out the costume.

She's an OK fit if you're talking about the TV Wonder Woman and it's all about the boobs. But in my world, Diana's supposed to be all about the height (which Hendricks has) and the muscles (which Hendricks does not have).

If she went to the gym and trained her ass (and some of her breasts) off, and gained a lot more muscle tone, then yeah... I'd go with that. Some hair dye, a proper costume made of METAL because it's supposed to be armor (not a little polyester bathing suit like the TV show), and some decent dialogue, and I'd believe her as Diana.

But they will never make a decent Wonder Woman movie. The reason why? Comic fans want the warrior Diana, and producers want the TV show's T&A Wonder Woman. What we'll likely end up with (if they ever actually make one) is a film directed by McG that resembles Charlie's Angels, and features a big-titted chick with no muscle tone beating the crap out of a giant spider robot.

Because Warner Bros. producers are idiots when it comes to DC properties. They lucked out getting Nolan for Batman, but Superman's last incarnation sucked. Green Lantern is yet to be seen, but I'll bet it's basically a CG animated movie with lots of beefcake.
 
2010-04-18 11:30:24 AM  
Well, it's a Christina Hendricks thread, so...

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2010-04-18 11:31:01 AM  
Zero, you're right, but look what they did for Toby McGuire. He sure beefed up from weenie punk to smug, well, you get the rhyme, for Spiderman.

It could happen. And as a fan, I'd much rather see her in the proper costume and kick ass muscles. This ain't the 80s. I don't want a rerun of Red Sonja. At least remaking Wonder Woman will be somewhat unique. We've been burned out on Batman, Superman, etc. Halle Berry looked great as Catwoman, but wow, what a dumb movie. Fans deserve better.
 
2010-04-18 11:31:19 AM  
ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry. It has to be said:

THIS


Has a really, really ugly nose. I hate her nose. I think she's rather unattractive because she's got such an ugly ape-like nose.

She's also one of those teeth-smilers. Thin little lips that show off her teeth.

In fact, she kind of reminds me of a chimpanzee without fur.



I'll give her credit, though: She does have nice cheekbones and pretty eyes for a hairless, French chimpanzee.


How dare you sully the honor of that magnificent specimen?

I challenge you to a duel.
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2010-04-18 11:33:48 AM  
ZeroCorpse: Green Lantern is yet to be seen, but I'll bet it's basically a CG animated movie with lots of beefcake.

commie.droryikra.com

Is eagerly awaiting a call from his agent.
 
2010-04-18 11:44:43 AM  
Okay; she's good looking, but honestly -- how many of you have had sex with women with large breasts? In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation, and in others, it's a little off-putting to see their breasts hanging into their armpits.

America is large and diverse, and there are millions of women with different mixtures of attributes to fap to.
 
2010-04-18 11:51:51 AM  
mofa: Okay; she's good looking, but honestly -- how many of you have had sex with women with large breasts? In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation, and in others, it's a little off-putting to see their breasts hanging into their armpits.

America is large and diverse, and there are millions of women with different mixtures of attributes to fap to.


I don't think that a response to this is required.
 
2010-04-18 11:54:31 AM  
mofa: ...In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation....

Dude, that's SO HOT.
 
2010-04-18 11:55:22 AM  
John Buck 41: mofa: Okay; she's good looking, but honestly -- how many of you have had sex with women with large breasts? In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation, and in others, it's a little off-putting to see their breasts hanging into their armpits.

America is large and diverse, and there are millions of women with different mixtures of attributes to fap to.

I don't think that a response to this is required.


I don't think that a response to your response is required.
 
2010-04-18 11:55:41 AM  
WRX_Smokescreen: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry. It has to be said:

THIS


Has a really, really ugly nose. I hate her nose. I think she's rather unattractive because she's got such an ugly ape-like nose.
She's also one of those teeth-smilers. Thin little lips that show off her teeth.
In fact, she kind of reminds me of a chimpanzee without fur.
I'll give her credit, though: She does have nice cheekbones and pretty eyes for a hairless, French chimpanzee.

You know how I know you're gay?


His boyfriend's dick tastes like shiat?

ZeroCorpse: If she went to the gym and trained her ass (and some of her breasts) off

Nah dude, she has NO ASS AT ALL. It's flat like the NYC phone book opened in half. That's why you NEVER see any pictures of her from the side. There's this one scene in Mad Men where it's obvious, but that's it. Her publicist must control the pictures with an iron fist.

If she worked out, she'd GET an ass, and then I'd be interested.

mofa: Okay; she's good looking, but honestly -- how many of you have had sex with women with large breasts? In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation, and in others, it's a little off-putting to see their breasts hanging into their armpits.

Yup. A 5'6" 140lbs ex-gymnast who suddenly got very busty. Those saggy things didn't fit at all with the rest of her muscular and firm body. Made no sense to me.

MUCH prefer the 5'8" 125lbs runner with firm all over.
 
2010-04-18 12:04:09 PM  
Psumek: She married this guy.



/your argument is invalid


I didn't realize that it actually was possible to sell your soul to Satan. I suspected it when Salman Rushdie married Padma Lakshmi, but now I'm pretty certain.

I wonder if Satan has an add on Craigslist.
 
2010-04-18 12:05:25 PM  
mofa: Okay; she's good looking, but honestly -- how many of you have had sex with women with large breasts? In some positions it can get a little scary, with the very real danger of suffocation, and in others, it's a little off-putting to see their breasts hanging into their armpits.

America is large and diverse, and there are millions of women with different mixtures of attributes to fap to.


I hate myself for being the one to do it, but someone had to...

toppayingideas.com

Approves.

/window seat please
 
2010-04-18 12:19:22 PM  
I think it's great that she's a curvy sex symbol, but even better that she's a pale sex symbol. Not that there's anything wrong with skinny tan (not orange) chicks, but it's refreshing to see something different.
 
2010-04-18 12:22:48 PM  
ZeroCorpse: cxjohn: I cannot believe I'm the only person who thinks Christina Hendricks is the one and only actress who should play Diana in the remake of Wonder Woman. It is after all as much about the costume as it is the acting. Oh, yeah right. It's all about filling out the costume.

She's an OK fit if you're talking about the TV Wonder Woman and it's all about the boobs. But in my world, Diana's supposed to be all about the height (which Hendricks has) and the muscles (which Hendricks does not have).

If she went to the gym and trained her ass (and some of her breasts) off, and gained a lot more muscle tone, then yeah... I'd go with that. Some hair dye, a proper costume made of METAL because it's supposed to be armor (not a little polyester bathing suit like the TV show), and some decent dialogue, and I'd believe her as Diana.

But they will never make a decent Wonder Woman movie. The reason why? Comic fans want the warrior Diana, and producers want the TV show's T&A Wonder Woman. What we'll likely end up with (if they ever actually make one) is a film directed by McG that resembles Charlie's Angels, and features a big-titted chick with no muscle tone beating the crap out of a giant spider robot.

Because Warner Bros. producers are idiots when it comes to DC properties. They lucked out getting Nolan for Batman, but Superman's last incarnation sucked. Green Lantern is yet to be seen, but I'll bet it's basically a CG animated movie with lots of beefcake.


Did you see Beyonce in Lady Gaga's Telephone (possibly NSFW, pops) video? She looked fabulous in that old-fashioned Wonder Woman get-up (it's later on after they poison everybody in the diner). I'm sure she can muscle up in the arm department. She can kinda sorta act.
 
2010-04-18 12:24:23 PM  
She isn't.

Esquire's (and many Farkers) fascination with massively over-sized boobs shows their rather childish obsession.

'Hats off' to you if like hefty women but don't try and pass your fetish as 'the best looking woman in America'.
 
2010-04-18 12:26:00 PM  
I like this thread.
 
2010-04-18 12:29:50 PM  
Great body, but the crazy eyes, they don't really do it for me.
 
2010-04-18 12:38:44 PM  
Harry_Seldon: No argument that she has a voluptuous body, but this French woman puts her to shame in the looks makeup department.

I dunno, she looks like she's had as much airbrushing as a '70s drug van.
 
2010-04-18 12:58:07 PM  
She was crazy hot on Firefly, but she looks 45 now
 
2010-04-18 01:00:58 PM  
tooeasy: She was crazy hot on Firefly, but she looks 45 now

So's my wife. Hot.
 
2010-04-18 01:05:33 PM  
tooeasy: She was crazy hot on Firefly, but she looks 45 now

Go back to looking at your "teen" models, you're obviously not ready for a woman.
 
2010-04-18 01:28:43 PM  
guys, as someone married to a busty lady, trust me, it gets old.
 
2010-04-18 01:37:21 PM  
Madbassist1: guys, as someone married to a busty lady, trust me, it gets old.

Tube socks?
 
2010-04-18 01:38:07 PM  
Sure is a lot of people who need glasses. I could probably think of a couple of hundred women more attractive than her. I could find at least 20 just in my apartment building. Also, you can tell by her frame that she is going to look like Kirstie Alley when she ages. Really attractive women age with grace. This chick is going to be a fatty and doing Jenny Craig commercials in ten years.

/I can see into the future
//but only if a chick is going to be a fatty
///it is both a gift and a curse
 
2010-04-18 02:02:48 PM  
kyleaugustus: NonSequiturl: homarjr: I'm thinking of marathoning the first season of one of two shows because I've never seen them, but have heard good things. Do I pick between BREAKING BAD or MAD MEN?

Breaking Bad.


Thanks guys. Saw the pilot. Looks like a keeper.
 
2010-04-18 02:03:13 PM  
America's best looking? Uhhhh No.

America's average woman? Yes.

Hittable? Yes, because she's average.
 
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