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2010-04-17 12:54:04 PM  
Oh, dear. How unfortunate.
 
2010-04-17 12:56:26 PM  
She went from marginal to complete, farking tranny-hideous.
 
2010-04-17 01:02:15 PM  
God, who farked up her nose, and lips, and cheeks, and froze her face and..............

/I wouldn't want my name on that if I were a cosmetic surgeon.
 
2010-04-17 01:03:54 PM  
i93.photobucket.com

/hot
 
2010-04-17 01:33:04 PM  
Her plastic surgeon moonlights as a caricaturist, I see.
 
2010-04-17 01:40:09 PM  
The word I spoke when that page loaded may not be translatable in letters, but it was something like "Whhgggooagghhth".

I'd definitely have spared that a second look before she ran through the hideousifier, but I can only hope to God that she doesn't consider that "better".
 
2010-04-17 01:41:22 PM  
Why do people do this?
 
2010-04-17 01:43:28 PM  
Who is this?
 
2010-04-17 01:44:30 PM  
There has to be some sort of mental illness involved.
 
2010-04-17 01:46:54 PM  
That's really unfortunate...they aged her at least 15 years.

/she also looks dead in the eyes.
 
2010-04-17 01:49:25 PM  

FloydA: Why do people do this?


It appears to be the fleshly equivalent of bling. All the rich kids are doing it!

Which one of these people is Iggy Pop?

www.virginmedia.com
 
2010-04-17 01:51:02 PM  
Very funny, guys, but putting a funhouse mirror in this poor girl's bathroom is just cruel.

I can only imagine how bad she will feel when she finds out what she really looks like.
 
2010-04-17 01:53:32 PM  
Pukatronic!
 
2010-04-17 01:55:07 PM  

FloydA: Why do people do this?


Self loathing.
 
2010-04-17 02:01:19 PM  

AmazingRuss:

It appears to be the fleshly equivalent of bling. All the rich kids are doing it!

Which one of these people is Iggy Pop?


Heh heh. Good one.

But seriously- those balloon lips make her look like someone punched her in the face.

I can understand bling- tattoos and piercings and such, fine-whatever floats your boat.

But she looks like an Oompa Loompa who lost a fight and was forced to wear an Afghan hound on its head
 
2010-04-17 02:05:14 PM  
scienceblogs.com
 
2010-04-17 02:05:57 PM  
GAH! Why, subby?
 
2010-04-17 02:08:34 PM  
You know, I'm not so attractive that I stop traffic or anything, but I'm not so terrifying that I stop traffic either. And unless I happen to wind up being mutilated by traffic, I doubt I will ever look as terrible, even as the ravages of old age take their toll, as she does at this very moment.

How do you even look in a mirror?
 
2010-04-17 02:20:00 PM  
Look they put makeup on a zombie, how quaint.
 
2010-04-17 02:23:57 PM  

basemetal: God, who farked up her nose, and lips, and cheeks, and froze her face and..............

/I wouldn't want my name on that if I were a cosmetic surgeon.


I sure it wasn't just one, probably a dozen or so...

I remember her Playboy spread back in the '90s and she was about the hottest thing around. Her lips stuck out a bit then, but at least it was the other pair!
 
2010-04-17 02:32:09 PM  
What.
The.fark?
 
2010-04-17 02:33:09 PM  
*no words, just a stare of utter horror*
 
2010-04-17 02:36:07 PM  
The witness protection program is very thorough when changing your identity.
 
2010-04-17 02:39:19 PM  
You know that gesture you make with your hand when someone has a booger showing, or some dirt on their cheek. I'm trying to figure out the gesture you would make to subtly tell someone they have ugly all over their face.
 
2010-04-17 02:41:55 PM  

styckx: You know that gesture you make with your hand when someone has a booger showing, or some dirt on their cheek. I'm trying to figure out the gesture you would make to subtly tell someone they have ugly all over their face.


Covering your face with your hands and quietly weeping?
 
2010-04-17 02:48:58 PM  

styckx: I'm trying to figure out the gesture you would make to subtly tell someone they have ugly all over their face.


This comes to mind:
www.thevancouverite.com
 
2010-04-17 02:59:43 PM  

susansto-helit: You know, I'm not so attractive that I stop traffic or anything, but I'm not so terrifying that I stop traffic either. And unless I happen to wind up being mutilated by traffic, I doubt I will ever look as terrible, even as the ravages of old age take their toll, as she does at this very moment.

How do you even look in a mirror?


She probably has to sneak up on it.
 
2010-04-17 03:05:58 PM  
I've never posted this before, but it sums up my reaction perfectly:
thingsifoundatthethriftstore.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-17 03:14:47 PM  
What a wonderful orange glow.
 
2010-04-17 03:16:02 PM  
Kill it with fire

Too late.
 
2010-04-17 03:16:36 PM  
Gonna need some extra strength eye bleach for that one.
 
2010-04-17 03:32:13 PM  

dj_bigbird: She went from marginal to complete, farking transformer-hideous.


THIS
 
2010-04-17 03:32:37 PM  
Someone gathered up all the ugly sticks, found their ugly hammer and built an ugly house.

And then it fell on HER...


/waste of a match
 
2010-04-17 03:43:55 PM  
Oh I dunno...

25 feet of garden hose
One golf ball


and....GO.
 
2010-04-17 03:45:16 PM  

basemetal: I wouldn't want my name on that if I were a cosmetic surgeon.



Here's who-

i96.photobucket.com

"Hi, evrybody! For only won-twenty nine NINEty five I can make you
too look like a beauty for the ayges!
 
2010-04-17 04:02:14 PM  
i675.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-17 04:32:40 PM  
Attractive Girl + Low Self Esteem + No Common Sense + Disposable Income = Cosmetic Surgeon Business Model.
 
2010-04-17 05:13:54 PM  
I read the comments, thought everyone was exaggerating, then clicked on the link.

Dear God. Her surgeon should have his/her license pulled. No way would anyone do that to themselves if they were mentally competent.
 
2010-04-17 05:44:53 PM  
blog.petegraham.co.uk
 
2010-04-17 05:45:18 PM  

PeppaJack: Attractive Girl + Low Self Esteem + No Common Sense + Disposable Income = Cosmetic Surgeon Business Model.


What income?
 
2010-04-17 05:56:16 PM  
That is absolute nightmare juice jaylectricity.
 
2010-04-17 05:56:57 PM  

bogey: There has to be some sort of mental illness involved.


Some sort of body dysmorphic disorder I'd wager.
 
2010-04-17 06:04:55 PM  
Plastic surgery is for morons.

She has all this done, blows all that money and still has no fame...the attainment of which was clearly the motive.

/Case closed.
 
2010-04-17 06:05:33 PM  

Bucky Katt: Gonna need some extra strength eye bleach for that one.


Here you go, hope it helps:
images.askmen.com
 
2010-04-17 06:10:21 PM  
I have absolutely know idea who that is but boy is she hideous.
 
2010-04-17 06:13:17 PM  
How the fark does she feel this is an improvement?
 
2010-04-17 06:15:16 PM  
That, that, lady looks like a dude. I can't remember which one.
 
2010-04-17 06:16:26 PM  

merrymortician: i93.photobucket.com

/hot


Done in four. Immediately what I thought of this.
 
2010-04-17 06:19:02 PM  

avalanche: GAH! Why, subby?


Cheap greenlight.

/subby
 
j68
2010-04-17 06:20:56 PM  

Bucky Katt: Gonna need some extra strength eye bleach for that one.


This will cure what ails you (new window)
 
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