Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Hemingway in a Saturn?)   Man who looks like Ernest Hemingway is on the prowl in the green hills of Newton, looking for a moveable feast of children and hopes your son also rises   (newstimes.com) divider line 49
    More: Strange, Ernest Hemingway, Newtown  
•       •       •

4766 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2010 at 12:45 AM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



49 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2010-04-16 08:28:12 PM  
Sounds like somebody driving through an unfamiliar neighbourhood looking for a specific address, but hey let's just jump to Pedogramps on the prowl.
 
2010-04-16 09:23:36 PM  
THE OLD MAN IN THE SC!
 
2010-04-16 09:34:58 PM  
"That guy drove slowly on my block!!! Arrest him!"
 
2010-04-16 09:40:19 PM  
I know Hemingway is dead, because it inspired my favorite mini-poem:

Two maggots
Were fighting
In dead Earnest
 
2010-04-16 10:10:18 PM  
A MAN IS DRIVING SLOWLY THRU OUR NEIGHBORHOOD! KILL HIM!!!!!
 
2010-04-17 12:26:34 AM  
Goimir: THE OLD MAN IN THE SC!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a metric crapload of win, man.
 
2010-04-17 12:28:51 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Goimir: THE OLD MAN IN THE SC!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a metric crapload of win, man.


TMLO, I will cherish this moment forever. Coming from you, it means the world.
 
2010-04-17 12:51:09 AM  
I guess when your Other News is "A rip-roaring cooking class! And everything was quick and easy", you get your thrills & excitement where you can.

Even if it is Ernest Hemingway's zombie driving around in a low-end sedan.
 
2010-04-17 12:51:28 AM  
Goimir: TMLO, I will cherish this moment forever. Coming from you, it means the world.

Any damn time - cheers!
 
2010-04-17 12:55:33 AM  
Well played, subby.
 
2010-04-17 12:55:36 AM  
I thought in was Newton, New Jersey, but it was Newtown instead. Not even the same spelling.
 
2010-04-17 01:05:25 AM  
He's just letting a little air in.
 
2010-04-17 01:06:30 AM  
Damn, what kind of town is this where they describe somebody as looking an author who has been dead for almost 50 years?
 
2010-04-17 01:09:07 AM  
www.wildsingapore.com.sg

/hot liek jfk
 
2010-04-17 01:10:06 AM  
mmarteen: Damn, what kind of town is this where they describe somebody as looking an author who has been dead for almost 50 years?

The kind where a "weekend happening" is going to be the exciting Annual McKinley School Carnival, with "Rides and games by Stewart Amusement, Barbeque fare by Ash Creek Saloon, Pastries by Luigi's Bakery." 1p.m. to 5 p.m. at Jennings Beach. Come one come all!
 
2010-04-17 01:12:57 AM  
I propose that Hemingway is a man of our times: a warrior, a lover, a loner, a sage, a shaman, a heart broken...

I propose Hemingway is a man among men. A hero, in the Campbell-sense for sure...

Hemingway would have served and died in Afghanistan, self-inflicted wound, indeed...

Word t\o the Old Man.
 
2010-04-17 01:18:52 AM  
I bet it's someone lookin' for Wi-Fi!
 
2010-04-17 01:20:25 AM  
mmarteen: Damn, what kind of town is this where they describe somebody as looking an author who has been dead for almost 50 years?

A town with a higher-than-average literacy rate?

Nice job, subby.
 
2010-04-17 01:21:20 AM  
Pretty easy to find, he's hocking Dos Equis.
 
2010-04-17 01:21:26 AM  
www.wildsingapore.com.sg

/too early?
 
2010-04-17 01:22:27 AM  
Indubitably: I propose that Hemingway is a man of our times: a warrior, a lover, a loner, a sage, a shaman, a heart broken...

I propose Hemingway is a man among men. A hero, in the Campbell-sense for sure...

Hemingway would have served and died in Afghanistan, self-inflicted wound, indeed...

Word t\o the Old Man.


AND, the heart, fish, and nurse would be lost in Iraq too, btw...

IRAQ.

What else do you need, biatches?

;)
 
2010-04-17 01:26:12 AM  
Be scared, be very, very scared, Hemingway's niece is married to a dude who writes a fictional series about a serial killer.
 
2010-04-17 01:28:42 AM  
somedumbredhead: Be scared, be very, very scared, Hemingway's niece is married to a dude who writes a fictional series about a serial killer.

At least she isn't related to Stephanie Meyer. Then Ernest would be pissed.
 
2010-04-17 01:29:37 AM  
somedumbredhead: Be scared, be very, very scared, Hemingway's niece is married to a dude who writes a fictional series about a serial killer.

Boom goes the dynamite...

;)
 
2010-04-17 01:35:03 AM  
Indubitably: I propose that Hemingway is a man of our times: a warrior, a lover, a loner, a sage, a shaman, a heart broken...

I propose Hemingway is a man among men. A hero, in the Campbell-sense for sure...

Hemingway would have served and died in Afghanistan, self-inflicted wound, indeed...

Word t\o the Old Man.


Researchers are pointing an accusative finger at his memory claiming he was compromised by the KGB and worked for the USSR as a spy. Some even say his mortal wound was not self inflicted.
 
2010-04-17 01:38:12 AM  
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes:
Researchers are pointing an accusative finger at his memory claiming he was compromised by the KGB and worked for the USSR as a spy. Some even say his mortal wound was not self inflicted.


Some say he's afraid of ducks.

/all we know, is he's called The Stig
//got nothin
 
2010-04-17 01:39:54 AM  
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: Indubitably: I propose that Hemingway is a man of our times: a warrior, a lover, a loner, a sage, a shaman, a heart broken...

I propose Hemingway is a man among men. A hero, in the Campbell-sense for sure...

Hemingway would have served and died in Afghanistan, self-inflicted wound, indeed...

Word t\o the Old Man.

Researchers are pointing an accusative finger at his memory claiming he was compromised by the KGB and worked for the USSR as a spy. Some even say his mortal wound was not self inflicted.


Frickin' commies...

;)
 
2010-04-17 01:46:18 AM  
dj_bigbird: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes:
Researchers are pointing an accusative finger at his memory claiming he was compromised by the KGB and worked for the USSR as a spy. Some even say his mortal wound was not self inflicted.

Some say he's afraid of ducks.

/all we know, is he's called The Stig
//got nothin


Pardon?

Where is he called this?

Please refresh my memory, yo...

;)

P.S. Try Papa, or as I like to say, Papi-E-of-the-freaky-six-toed-cats, mojitos in the morning, and farked-up relationships. Um, wtf just happened here...
 
2010-04-17 01:56:46 AM  
And, for the record, Papi never blew his head off; he's still around, but he has an adamantium skeleton and refurbished internal organs...

He kicks ass, too. Real ass. Hard ass. Short and declarative sentence-like-ass.

Boom.

Boom goes the dynamite.

And the fish died...
 
2010-04-17 02:01:43 AM  
The rich FARKERS are different than the poor FARKERS.

The rich FARKERS arent Liters.
 
2010-04-17 02:07:12 AM  
TomD9938: The rich FARKERS are different than the poor FARKERS.

The rich FARKERS arent Liters.


What does "rich" mean to you, dude?
 
2010-04-17 02:09:58 AM  
Indubitably: TomD9938: The rich FARKERS are different than the poor FARKERS.

The rich FARKERS arent Liters.

What does "rich" mean to you, dude?


60 dollars a year.
 
2010-04-17 02:14:19 AM  
Ha! Well done, subby. Nice to see a champion come along and get a headline for this.
 
2010-04-17 02:17:11 AM  
TomD9938: Indubitably: TomD9938: The rich FARKERS are different than the poor FARKERS.

The rich FARKERS arent Liters.

What does "rich" mean to you, dude?

60 dollars a year.


Whoa, you've been flirting with third-or-fourth-world, no?

Apologies.

Please forgive our (my) fat, first-world douche-baggery...

We're (I'm) inclined to excess...

;)
 
2010-04-17 02:24:31 AM  
Indubitably: TomD9938: Indubitably: TomD9938: The rich FARKERS are different than the poor FARKERS.

The rich FARKERS arent Liters.

What does "rich" mean to you, dude?

60 dollars a year.

Whoa, you've been flirting with third-or-fourth-world, no?

Apologies.

Please forgive our (my) fat, first-world douche-baggery...

We're (I'm) inclined to excess...

;)


www.guildhallartscentre.com

Not at all.

Apologie accepted.
 
2010-04-17 03:02:48 AM  
Hemingway got suicided by the CIA because of his connections to Cuba.

/I've said too much
 
2010-04-17 03:16:25 AM  
perpenduum.com

Yep, that narrows it down to about 1 million.
 
2010-04-17 03:45:26 AM  
Ernest Hemingway would always be there for me
But now Ernest Hemingway is dead
 
2010-04-17 03:58:09 AM  
My cat has 26 toes. My three dogs don't seem to care.

Cool story. I know.
 
2010-04-17 04:32:03 AM  
They should also be on the lookout for his other vehicle.
img208.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-17 06:18:25 AM  
lenfromak: I thought in was Newton, New Jersey, but it was Newtown instead. Not even the same spelling.

In Franklin myself, the fluorescent mineral capital of the world. Are you in Sussex County? I wish the ignorant from coast to coast could see first-hand how beautiful some of the Garden State really is. Spellmitter had to typo to assure hitting the big time.
 
2010-04-17 06:29:20 AM  
"He looks just like Ernest Hemingway"

i488.photobucket.com

"I drink to make other people more interesting."
- Ernest Hemingway
 
2010-04-17 08:19:39 AM  
No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manner of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.

Now where's them sexy young boys?
 
2010-04-17 09:31:56 AM  
So you live in the same town as me, Gyrfalcon.

Small world.
 
2010-04-17 10:21:38 AM  
"Up" in Michigan
 
2010-04-18 12:57:21 AM  
By what legal method did the neighbor "look up" the license plate?
 
2010-04-18 08:38:42 AM  
subaudio: By what legal method did the neighbor "look up" the license plate?

He posted a thread on TFD. He actually couldn't read it himself in the photo, so he showed it in email to people in the thread who requested it. I'm not sure how it was actually looked up.


/obscure?
 
2010-04-18 05:36:15 PM  
I live in NEWTOWN so I'm really getting a kick out of this. Except subtard, it's NEWTOWN and not Newton. Newton is in Massachusetts, Newtown is in Connecticut.

/Creator of scrabble was from Newtown
 
2010-04-18 05:43:58 PM  
Shwirv: I live in NEWTOWN so I'm really getting a kick out of this. Except subtard, it's NEWTOWN and not Newton. Newton is in Massachusetts, Newtown is in Connecticut.

/Creator of scrabble was from Newtown


Everyone knos that Ws are scarce in scrabble.
 
Displayed 49 of 49 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report