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(Some Guy)   Ugly ass baby lorises born at Moody Gardens in Galveston, and by ugly, I mean UGLY   (zooborns.com) divider line 54
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2010-04-16 06:01:10 PM
Awww, they aren't ugly at all.
 
2010-04-16 06:08:59 PM
woaaaaah, woah. woah woah woah.

They're not ugly! They're just really cute, sinister, bug eyed sinister night killers. They look slow, but they pounce!
 
2010-04-16 06:33:10 PM
They've got big black-rimmed eyes, like less anorexic versions of the Olsen twins.
 
2010-04-16 06:56:21 PM
Loris? Is that some kind of lion-tortoise hybrid?

Cause that would be sweet.
 
2010-04-16 09:09:04 PM
Doric: bug eyed sinister night killers.

They sucked out my pancreas and I got the Beetus.
 
2010-04-16 09:10:49 PM
Tickle tickle tickle.
 
2010-04-16 09:17:08 PM
Quasar: Tickle tickle tickle.

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
 
2010-04-16 09:17:53 PM
all the good names are gone: Loris? Is that some kind of lion-tortoise hybrid?

Cause that would be sweet.


Yes. They're bred for their skills in magic.
 
2010-04-16 09:19:53 PM
Mayor Bee: all the good names are gone: Loris? Is that some kind of lion-tortoise hybrid?

Cause that would be sweet.

Yes. They're bred for their skills in magic.


They're pretty much my favorite animal.
 
2010-04-16 09:22:26 PM
Thank you subby, for not saying "kill it with fire". Hugs, maybe, but not fire.
 
2010-04-16 09:27:24 PM
They're cute & fuzzy. Do want.

...but why is the attendant wearing a rain poncho? They don't LOOK like they have that much urine inside.
 
2010-04-16 09:29:52 PM
they nibble off bits of your soul as you sleep. they're monsters I tells ya
 
2010-04-16 09:30:24 PM
Its nice they've assigned them proper human gender roles of "curious male" and "bashful female".
 
2010-04-16 09:31:40 PM
Are there other kinds of Lorises besides the slow ones? Like... the Moderately Quick Loris?
 
2010-04-16 09:33:47 PM
chokingplanet.files.wordpress.com
Who you callin' UGLY, asshat?
 
2010-04-16 09:37:11 PM
The Good Logins are Gone: ke... the Moderately Quick Loris?

That would be a Lexus.
 
2010-04-16 09:39:29 PM
ultraholland: they nibble off bits of your soul as you sleep. they're monsters I tells ya

Those are aye-ayes:

news.nationalgeographic.com
 
2010-04-16 09:39:53 PM
Gyrfalcon: They're cute & fuzzy. Do want.

...but why is the attendant wearing a rain poncho? They don't LOOK like they have that much urine inside.


They're primates so its possible for them to get human diseases. And since babies of all kinds get sick more easily it's wise to take precautions.
 
2010-04-16 09:42:39 PM
platedlizard: Gyrfalcon: They're cute & fuzzy. Do want.

...but why is the attendant wearing a rain poncho? They don't LOOK like they have that much urine inside.

They're primates so its possible for them to get human diseases. And since babies of all kinds get sick more easily it's wise to take precautions.


That I understand.

Why rain ponchos, rather than sterile gowns?
 
2010-04-16 09:46:34 PM
You'll think they're cute as they burrow into your ear and eat your brain.
/bash it with a rock and save us all
 
2010-04-16 09:57:22 PM
They're cuter than, say, Benicio Del Toro.
 
2010-04-16 10:02:43 PM
platedlizard: Gyrfalcon: They're cute & fuzzy. Do want.

...but why is the attendant wearing a rain poncho? They don't LOOK like they have that much urine inside.

They're primates so its possible for them to get human diseases. And since babies of all kinds get sick more easily it's wise to take precautions.

That I understand.

Why rain ponchos, rather than sterile gowns?


I'd think the rain ponchos would stand up to claws better, and can be hosed off if they get peed on. Also probably cheaper.
 
2010-04-16 10:06:12 PM
NotARocketScientist: Also probably cheaper.

Like your whore mother, Trebeck


happyhourvalley.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-16 10:09:53 PM
http://xkcd.com/37/

Ugly ass-baby lori
 
2010-04-16 10:10:35 PM
Eddie Hazel: Its nice they've assigned them proper human gender roles of "curious male" and "bashful female".

Yes, because gender roles are non-existent in animals. In humans too, of course, except where implanted by the patriarchy.
 
2010-04-16 10:16:56 PM
oh my god it's a whole website dedicated to cute baby zoo animals. I love the internet!
 
2010-04-16 10:17:27 PM
Went to Moody Gardens back in '98,awesome place,didn't see it all,need to go back sometime.
 
2010-04-16 10:18:24 PM
Frantic Freddie: Went to Moody Gardens back in '98,awesome place,didn't see it all,need to go back sometime.

Cool story , bro!
 
2010-04-16 10:20:31 PM
I think they're adorable!!
 
2010-04-16 10:25:30 PM
Son?
 
2010-04-16 10:29:00 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Who you callin' UGLY, asshat?

"I speak for the FOOBIES!!!!!"
 
2010-04-16 10:29:04 PM
yakmans_dad: Son?

I am disapoint
 
2010-04-16 10:29:53 PM
WTF is a lorises?
 
2010-04-16 10:31:27 PM
img180.imageshack.us


"That don't sound like no Golden Marmacet I ever heard"


Also Moody Gardens is a cool place. They also had the first 3D IMAX back in the 90s if memory serves.
 
2010-04-16 10:33:11 PM
Marmocet sorry.
 
2010-04-16 10:48:53 PM
Frantic Freddie: Went to Moody Gardens back in '98,awesome place,didn't see it all,need to go back sometime.

It will take some more time before Moody Gardens gets back to normal. They got wiped out in Hurricane Ike, many millions in damages and dead animals everywhere. I've been to the aquarium there since, but the rain forest pyramid was still down.
 
2010-04-16 10:52:54 PM
Blech


Link (new window)
 
2010-04-16 10:53:41 PM
Jakevol2 ... you're all over this thread. Slow night?
 
2010-04-16 10:55:59 PM
devilskware: Jakevol2 ... you're all over this thread. Slow night?

Hey I like ugly ass baby animals as much as the next guy.
 
Oak
2010-04-16 11:14:58 PM
Why is the mascot of Loras College not the Loris? That's what I want to know.
 
2010-04-16 11:37:33 PM
With faces like that I would never had guessed they were primates. They look a lot more like rodents.
 
2010-04-16 11:43:09 PM
Sooooo cute! I love Lorises.

Sonia is a Slow Loris rather than pygmy, but she's cute as hell too.
 
2010-04-16 11:52:16 PM
ban_sidhe: Sooooo cute! I love Lorises.

Sonia is a Slow Loris rather than pygmy, but she's cute as hell too.


I agree that the babies and Sonia are cute.... but I'm thinking they have to make you love them when their young. That would be a survival mechanism as the older they get, the more they look like Yoda... sort of like wives :-0
 
2010-04-16 11:56:00 PM
/has a buzz from all the cute
 
2010-04-17 12:05:31 AM
i190.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-17 12:11:46 AM
From another page on the same site, slightly edited:

img.photobucket.com

/And no one will see it because I always make it to the threads too late...
 
2010-04-17 12:20:23 AM
ban_sidhe: From another page on the same site, slightly edited:



/And no one will see it because I always make it to the threads too late...


I saw it. I squeeeee'd too loud.
 
2010-04-17 12:29:38 AM
Seriously. Fark needs to stop making up animals.
 
2010-04-17 02:02:16 AM
trekkiecougar: I think they're adorable!!

I think YOU'RE adorable!
 
2010-04-17 04:52:45 AM
Awwww, what little cutie-pies!
 
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