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(TC Palm)   An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it won't keep the cops away if you're using one to smoke pot. "The report did not specify the type of apple, which apparently still could be eaten if someone had the munchies."   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 98
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2010-04-16 03:07:06 PM
Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.
 
2010-04-16 03:17:57 PM
Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds.

*Resists urge to throw up*

/The Subway I just ate isn't helping.
 
2010-04-16 03:18:08 PM
Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

You drink bong water. Nothing you say can be believed.
 
2010-04-16 03:18:09 PM
This shouldn't be news or a police matter.
 
2010-04-16 03:19:34 PM
Pocket Ninja: In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples.

Then you went and took a bite out of one of those apples, didn't you? Or was it her?
 
2010-04-16 03:19:51 PM
www.delawareonline.com
/fap
 
2010-04-16 03:20:21 PM
Pocket Ninja... um dude. You may be doing it wrong ;)
 
2010-04-16 03:20:53 PM
Pocket Ninja: Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

THAT'S NOT HOW GENETICS -- oh wait. It's Pocket Ninja.
 
2010-04-16 03:21:50 PM
Why did the cop come up on some kids just walking around in the first place?
 
2010-04-16 03:21:57 PM
police found a small amount of spliff

A part of a joint?
 
2010-04-16 03:22:25 PM
That guy's head would make a great bong, man...

/better not be obscure
 
2010-04-16 03:23:00 PM
FTFA: "In the boy's pocket, police found a small amount of spliff and two prescription pills."

What exactly is a small amount of spliff? Isn't that some sort of category mistake?
 
2010-04-16 03:24:47 PM
Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

i171.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-16 03:26:42 PM
Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

You forgot to mention that you have to water the tree with bong water and fertilize it with black hash.
 
2010-04-16 03:27:46 PM
Headso: Why did the cop come up on some kids just walking around in the first place?

Yea if I read it correctly they were just walking along minding their own business. Probable cause sounds iffy.
/not a fark lawyer
 
2010-04-16 03:27:53 PM
Pocket Ninja

Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC.



Just in case you are serious.....

THAT'S NOT HOW THC WORKS!


/lipid soluble
//Tub O' butter in my fridge
///Baking tonight
 
2010-04-16 03:28:31 PM
Was it an Acapulco Golden Delicious?
 
2010-04-16 03:28:50 PM
Still no spliffy tag. :(
 
2010-04-16 03:29:12 PM
Rapmaster2000: police found a small amount of spliff

A part of a joint?


Picked up on that too, that's like saying "I went out and bought a little bit of chair."
 
2010-04-16 03:29:24 PM
Pocket Ninja: ...then drink the bong water...


There's no way you typed that without your face scrunching up. It's involuntary...
 
2010-04-16 03:30:14 PM
People taking PocketNinja seriously never gets old.
 
2010-04-16 03:31:44 PM
Ahhh did anyone see this: http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/04/naked-mom-pooped -all-over-herself-naked-son-arrested.html

Naked mom "pooped all over herself," naked son arrested
 
2010-04-16 03:32:17 PM
Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

You must be fun at parties.
 
2010-04-16 03:34:19 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it an Acapulco Golden Delicious?

Nah, just a couple of Mac users.
 
2010-04-16 03:35:09 PM
Headso: Why did the cop come up on some kids just walking around in the first place?

Since the report specifies that they "appeared to be juveniles" I'm going to guess either daytime or night time curfew gave the cops probable cause.

Either way, good job. Two more dangerous criminals apprehended.

I feel safer already.
 
2010-04-16 03:35:12 PM
GoldSpider: That guy's head would make a great bong, man...

Came to post that.
 
2010-04-16 03:36:24 PM
Thank you, Pocket Ninja. I needed a real good laugh today and you delivered.

Drinking the bong water? That is hardcore. lol
 
2010-04-16 03:37:40 PM
snake_beater: Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

You must be fun at parties.


Actually, statements like this is inspiring. I now want to splice an MJ plant into an apple tree.
 
2010-04-16 03:39:59 PM
A Shambling Mound: Since the report specifies that they "appeared to be juveniles" I'm going to guess either daytime or night time curfew gave the cops probable cause.

That's pushing it considering the kids were like 17, it's not like they were 12 or something which would be obvious.
 
2010-04-16 03:40:01 PM
I get delerious...

/BEST Cheech and Chong scene ever
 
2010-04-16 03:41:03 PM
we_hates: GoldSpider: That guy's head would make a great bong, man...

Came to post that.


The line that I thought of was:

"Pot doesn't lead to other drugs.... it leads to carpentry!"
 
2010-04-16 03:45:55 PM
I am going to assume that the "small amount of spliff" was a botched attempt to sound "cool" by the writer and that it referred to weed, rather than part of a doobie.....but it said that he also had a glass bowl with him.

I understand why someone might use an apple, if they had no other usable paraphernalia handy, but I really don't get why you would do it if you already had a functional glass pipe on hand.

/Also, RE-legalize it.
 
2010-04-16 03:46:45 PM
 
2010-04-16 03:47:14 PM
VerbalKentt: Ahhh did anyone see this: http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/04/naked-mom-pooped -all-over-herself-naked-son-arrested.html

Naked mom "pooped all over herself," naked son arrested


Yes, but I didn't click on it....
 
2010-04-16 03:52:38 PM
dj_spanmaster: snake_beater: Pocket Ninja: Actually, what we used to do was smoke out of the apple, then put the remains of the apple into the bong water. The bong water soaks into the apple, saturating it with ultra-potent THC. Then you fish the apple out of the bong water and eat it, saving the seeds. You put the seeds back in the bong water, then drink the bong water except for a tiny skim left at the bottom. You let the seeds soak in this overnight (meanwhile you're super stoned on account of the pot you smoked out of the apple and the THC apple and the bongwater itself). Then, in the morning, sometime before noon, you take what's left of the seeds in the bongwater skim and you pour it onto a dirt patch. In a few months you'll have a baby apple tree starting to grow and it will produce THC apples. I swear we used to do this all the time. It's farking astounding.

You must be fun at parties.

Actually, statements like this is inspiring. I now want to splice an MJ plant into an apple tree.


Granny Smith Lemon Haze?
 
2010-04-16 03:53:30 PM
www.delawareonline.com

i'd share my apple with her!
 
2010-04-16 03:53:31 PM
Wow, so some kid makes the news getting busted smoking from an apple, and me getting caught back in high school smoking from the hollowed-out skulls of raccoons we trapped doesn't get a mention in the local paper?

How open this society has gotten in the last two decades...
 
2010-04-16 03:53:55 PM
uncletogie: "Pot doesn't lead to other drugs.... it leads to carpentry!"

I knew it was a gateway drug!

That's it, I'm buying stock in toilet paper rolls, corkscrews, and tin foil.
 
2010-04-16 03:55:24 PM
Actually, statements like this is inspiring. I now want to splice an MJ plant into an apple tree.

*tries to picture end result*

The whole War on Drugs® would be thrown for a loop if that works.

/remind me why marijuana is lumped in with PCP and meth as an illegal substance
 
2010-04-16 03:56:36 PM
3 G's: I understand why someone might use an apple, if they had no other usable paraphernalia handy, but I really don't get why you would do it if you already had a functional glass pipe on hand.

I'm going to go with:

Dude... put that suspicious pipe away, we can TOTALLY walk right down the street smoking and nobody will be able to tell!

B-b-but it's easy to cup this pipe right in my ha-

DUDE, watch this... *furiously whittles apple*
 
2010-04-16 04:01:45 PM
snake_beater: /remind me why marijuana is lumped in with PCP and meth as an illegal substance

40 year old laws made during a time when we had little if any understanding of said drugs?
 
2010-04-16 04:02:30 PM
snake_beater: Actually, statements like this is inspiring. I now want to splice an MJ plant into an apple tree.

*tries to picture end result*

The whole War on Drugs® would be thrown for a loop if that works.

/remind me why marijuana is lumped in with PCP and meth as an illegal substance


Actually, I forgot where I saw it, but I remember an article about splicing a hops plant on a sativa root. No idea if it's actually feasible.
 
2010-04-16 04:03:23 PM
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.
 
2010-04-16 04:04:41 PM
Limp_Bisquick: Headso: Why did the cop come up on some kids just walking around in the first place?

Yea if I read it correctly they were just walking along minding their own business. Probable cause sounds iffy.
/not a fark lawyer


If I read correctly it was like 3 in the morning. Maybe a curfew?
 
2010-04-16 04:05:31 PM
The arrest report says that the backpacks were searched with consent.

Just kids who don't know they can Just Say No to a search.

My cousin and I while walking through her relatively rural town at 3:00 am last summer when the cop pulled up:

Cop: How you doin'?
Us: Ok, yourself?

Him: Whatcha up to?
Us: Just out for a walk

Him: Got anything you shouldn't?
Us: No

Him: Can I look in your bag?
Me: No

Him: Can I see some ID?
Us: Here you go.

(several minute delay for a check for warrants or something, I guess)

Him: So you're just out for a stroll?
Me: Yes, are we free to go?

Him: Hmmmm, OK
Us: Goodnight

That's how it should be going down.
 
2010-04-16 04:05:57 PM
snake_beater: Actually, statements like this is inspiring. I now want to splice an MJ plant into an apple tree.

*tries to picture end result*

The whole War on Drugs® would be thrown for a loop if that works.

/remind me why marijuana is lumped in with PCP and meth as an illegal substance


Makes no sense to me.

The Schedule I list is supposed to be drugs with "no medical purpose". That idea is kind of shaky.

Heroin and morphine? Painkillers.
Marijuana and raw THC? Orexigenic for cancer patients.
LSD? Showed promise for years as a therapeutic for psych patients.

Cocaine is a schedule II, despite common use as a local anesthetic.
 
2010-04-16 04:10:44 PM
snake_beater: remind me why marijuana is lumped in with PCP and meth as an illegal substance

Derp, v.1970
 
2010-04-16 04:13:41 PM
sandmanahoy: Rapmaster2000: police found a small amount of spliff

A part of a joint?

Picked up on that too, that's like saying "I went out and bought a little bit of chair."


That's what I was wondering too.

Isn't a spliff rolled with moist tobacco and hash?

Someone's thesaurus plugin isn't working...
 
2010-04-16 04:14:31 PM
AbbeySomeone: This shouldn't be news or a police matter.

But they just LOVE busting kids for pot. For the average small-dicked cop, it's a tremendous rush. Better than sex.

You want to deny them that simple pleasure? Really, they are out there "serving and protecting" us, they don't ask much; just to ruin kid's lives with an arrest record for possession of a harmless weed.

I mean, if they weren't busy busting kids, they'll be out there making nuisances of themselves setting up even more speed traps.
 
2010-04-16 04:16:41 PM
When is the US going to stop farkin with pot smokers. Big friggin deal, some kid has a pinch of weed in an apple. When I was young the cop would have just snatched it and thrown it away or pocketed it. Now they arrest the little dummy and put on trial, maybe even a few weeks in juvie. Is this really worth the cost?
 
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