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2010-04-16 12:15:35 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker

Well it sounds like they were farking the animals to near death. As some of them had to be put down. That is a level of wrong beyond just farking a goat.

And then, the homonecrobeastialitists arrive!
 
2010-04-16 12:16:32 PM
DedParrot: Looks like you've blown a seal.
Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?
 
2010-04-16 12:17:33 PM
IXI Jim IXI: justanotherfarkinfarker

Well it sounds like they were farking the animals to near death. As some of them had to be put down. That is a level of wrong beyond just farking a goat.


And then, the homonecrobeastialitists arrive!



Only if it's in front of a schoolyard...
 
2010-04-16 12:18:15 PM
Has anyone mentioned the Aristocrats?
 
2010-04-16 12:18:34 PM
DedParrot: Looks like you've blown a seal.

No, it's just ice cream.
 
2010-04-16 12:18:52 PM
davidphogan: Are these guys related to the guy in WA who got farked to death by a horse? You know, the one who caused the state to make bestiality a crime?

What is it about the Pacific NW and bestiality?
 
2010-04-16 12:19:08 PM
Donald_McRonald: Magorn: The short answer is sex always finds a way. In the pre-internet days maybe these people would have been the lonely social outcasts sneaking onto farms inthe dead of night, but now, no matter how small and selctive your kink is, you WILL find a newsgroup or forum or Second Life habitat or Warcraft guild somewhere devoted to it, which will invariably be filled with about half a dozen people who swear tehy are totally normal except for this one little thing, a skeevy guy who even icks out the rest of the forum but is allowed to stay because "the community" needs to be tolerant, a loud -mouthed 'activist" who tries to get everyone to use a clinical or technical-sounding word he made up to describe the kink, and is fond of posting long manifestos that compare the plight of him and his fellow kinksters to blacks before the civil rights movement, and one or two "out and Proud" folks who think nothing of discussing the initmate details of their activities with total strangers and family memebers and whom everyone else is praying they never gave any perosnally identifiable information to.

And you know this...how?


Dude. The interwebs was originally propelled by these freaks.
 
2010-04-16 12:19:21 PM
IXI Jim IXI: justanotherfarkinfarker

Well it sounds like they were farking the animals to near death. As some of them had to be put down. That is a level of wrong beyond just farking a goat.

And then, the homonecrobeastialitists arrive!


They're not dead, they're just resting!
 
2010-04-16 12:19:25 PM
Farking wonderful....people were starting to forget about the guy from Enumclaw who died because a horse gave him teh buttsecks, and now this. WTF, Washington?
 
2010-04-16 12:19:42 PM
Rambino: I can agree with that - I am (for now, at least) talking of "regular" bestiality.

What I am hearing here is that you are defending your sexual preference for animals. What are you into? Dogs? Horses? Is his a homo erotic bestial issue where you assbang males or are you "straight"? Not that it matters, I don't care if you're bestiality is gay or straight, the issue I have is with bestiality in general. Please, teach me about your lifestyle so I may learn. I don't want to be ignorant.
 
2010-04-16 12:20:22 PM
The_Sponge: Farking wonderful....people were starting to forget about the guy from Enumclaw who died because a horse gave him teh buttsecks, and now this. WTF, Washington?

In all honesty... NO ONE will ever forget that guy.
 
2010-04-16 12:22:52 PM
I am glad it's a felony, too many animal cruelty laws are misdemeanors. Poor animals.
 
2010-04-16 12:23:04 PM
El Pelon: I just threw up in my mouth....

there's an app fetish forum for that
 
2010-04-16 12:23:16 PM
davidphogan 2010-04-16 11:35:51 AM

Are these guys related to the guy in WA who got farked to death by a horse? You know, the one who caused the state to make bestiality a crime?


"The guy was an aerospace engineer. He should have known that you don't ram a 747 into a garage." - Jim Norton
 
2010-04-16 12:24:15 PM
KatjaMouse: The_Sponge: Farking wonderful....people were starting to forget about the guy from Enumclaw who died because a horse gave him teh buttsecks, and now this. WTF, Washington?

In all honesty... NO ONE will ever forget that guy.



That's does it! I'm moving to a different state.
 
2010-04-16 12:24:28 PM
NOT
 
2010-04-16 12:26:24 PM
Oh, yuck.
 
2010-04-16 12:26:35 PM
BESTIALITY'S BEST

Melody - Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys

CHORUS:
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best - fark A WALLABY!
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.

Tie me wallaby down, boys,
Tie me wallaby down,
You can't fark him when he's jumping around, boys,
So tie me wallaby down.

Change your luck with a duck, Chuck,
Change your luck with a duck,
A duck's a marvelous fark, Chuck,
So change your luck with a duck.

A drake's the best all around, mate,
A drake's the best all around,
Its entry's surrounded by down, mate,
A drake's the best all around.

A camel's a hell of a lay, Kay,
A camel's a hell of a lay,
Humping the hump, as they say, Kay,
A camel's a hell of a lay.

A moose is no bloody use, Bruce,
A moose is no bloody use,
She's big, she's mean, and she's loose, Bruce,
A moose is no bloody use.

/Could go on for about a hundred verses
//ON-ON
 
2010-04-16 12:27:08 PM
Link

With your finger.
 
2010-04-16 12:27:45 PM
Spink, a once millionaire businessman, was on parole for felony drug charges from 2005. He was convicted of transporting hundreds of pounds of cocaine through Snohomish County and served three years.


"Hundreds of pounds" and "3 years?" Now, I'm not one of them fancy law-talking guys but that seem like an awfully low prison sentence for transporting a quarter ton of coke.
 
2010-04-16 12:27:56 PM
austerity101: I'm not picking a side in this. I'm just saying that having sex with animals doesn't really seem any worse than any of the other horrible things we do to them. Things like like cramming them in tiny cages and preventing them from moving, force-feeding them, slaughtering them, skinning them alive, forcing them to breed/insenimating them, or boiling them to death.

Hmmm. I'm a meatatarian, and always rationalized killing and eating farm animals because they are born and raised for that purpose.

But does my reasoning imply that bestiality, and/or garden-variety non-sexual animal cruelty, is also morally OK? What if the animals were born and raised for those purposes?

I'm generally against gratuitous animal cruelty on pragmatic grounds; cows that are raised and killed humanely taste better. Ayn Rand would be proud of me.
 
2010-04-16 12:29:26 PM
Wait until someone gets they idea to paint the animals blue...
 
2010-04-16 12:29:58 PM
Pocket Ninja: I don't understand how places like this develop an international clientele. Where the hell do these people come from and how do the learn that this is to be their destination?


It's almost as though they find each other over a vast, global information network of some kind. Something they can communicate over... maybe with computers...
 
2010-04-16 12:32:37 PM
sweetmelissa31: Kelli and Ron McDonald had no idea such activity was happening on their rural road, but they say there always seemed to be traffic.

That guy's name is Ronald McDonald.


He's not lovin' it.
 
2010-04-16 12:32:58 PM
NutWrench: Spink, a once millionaire businessman, was on parole for felony drug charges from 2005. He was convicted of transporting hundreds of pounds of cocaine through Snohomish County and served three years.

"Hundreds of pounds" and "3 years?" Now, I'm not one of them fancy law-talking guys but that seem like an awfully low prison sentence for transporting a quarter ton of coke.



Good [read expensive] lawyers. Hence the statement, "a once millionaire businessman".
 
2010-04-16 12:35:37 PM
WWWWIIILLLBBBBEEERRRRR.....
 
2010-04-16 12:35:42 PM
Vash's Apprentice: sweetmelissa31: Kelli and Ron McDonald had no idea such activity was happening on their rural road, but they say there always seemed to be traffic.

That guy's name is Ronald McDonald.

He's not lovin' it.



No, but he hit it.
 
2010-04-16 12:37:53 PM
several animals had to be euthanized? jesus, these guys must have fetishes beyond "sex with animals" if horses are dying in the line of duty.
 
2010-04-16 12:39:48 PM
More like "dying in the line of doody"
 
2010-04-16 12:43:28 PM
 
2010-04-16 12:44:27 PM
Fark Ewe!
 
2010-04-16 12:44:54 PM
Surprised this story didn't come out of Scotland.

/fark ewe
 
2010-04-16 12:45:30 PM
Dwight_Yeast: davidphogan: Are these guys related to the guy in WA who got farked to death by a horse? You know, the one who caused the state to make bestiality a crime?

What is it about the Pacific NW and bestiality?


The Pacific NW puts the best in bestiality.
 
2010-04-16 12:48:52 PM
I'm a little surprised that this took place in Whatcom County and not Ellensburg.
 
2010-04-16 12:49:48 PM
Recent visitors to brothel
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2010-04-16 12:51:05 PM
The first auto-fill result from google, when starting with 'Can I get' is "Can I get pregnant from a dog".

Form your own conclusions.
 
2010-04-16 12:52:35 PM
Unreal.

Anyone heard if Sarah is ok?

scrapetv.com
 
2010-04-16 12:53:08 PM
"I say, hey - whatever a man, and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey, that's their garsh-darn business."
 
2010-04-16 12:55:48 PM
Kona_Bean: The first auto-fill result from google, when starting with 'Can I get' is "Can I get pregnant from a dog".

Form your own conclusions.


Some people just don't know how babby formed.
 
2010-04-16 12:56:30 PM
R.A.Danny: austerity101: I'm not picking a side in this. I'm just saying that having sex with animals doesn't really seem any worse than any of the other horrible things we do to them. Things like like cramming them in tiny cages and preventing them from moving, force-feeding them, slaughtering them, skinning them alive, forcing them to breed/insenimating them, or boiling them to death.

I shoot them for dinner. This isn't about the animals to me, it's about being a human and getting off sexually with animals like Rambino does.

That
 
2010-04-16 12:56:30 PM
Kona_Bean: The first auto-fill result from google, when starting with 'Can I get' is "Can I get pregnant from a dog".

Form your own conclusions.


Better than "Can I get pregnant from a corndog?"
 
2010-04-16 12:58:28 PM
What is it about the far Northwest that brings out the perverts?
 
2010-04-16 01:02:25 PM
Kelli and Ron McDonald had no idea such activity was happening on their rural road, but they say there always seemed to be traffic.

"There is a lot of trucks up and down, but we didn't know anything about that," said Ron.

"I'm shocked," said Kelli. "Whoever the guy is, lock him up and get him out of here."


i111.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
2010-04-16 01:02:27 PM
Another Government Employee: What is it about the far Northwest that brings out the perverts?

Isn't because the NW is sparsely populated and they need to use animals instead?
 
2010-04-16 01:03:07 PM
R.A.Danny: Rambino: I can agree with that - I am (for now, at least) talking of "regular" bestiality.

What I am hearing here is that you are defending your sexual preference for animals. What are you into? Dogs? Horses? Is his a homo erotic bestial issue where you assbang males or are you "straight"? Not that it matters, I don't care if you're bestiality is gay or straight, the issue I have is with bestiality in general. Please, teach me about your lifestyle so I may learn. I don't want to be ignorant.


So much hostility on this topic...

Here's the deal: Animals, in general, are only limited moral objects on our society. We kill them with few restrictions, we buy and sell them like property, we coop them up (literally), we force-feed them, we breed them, we perform medical experiments on them.

Some of these things might make us squeamish, but we generally accept it, and this treatment of animals is generally not illegal or immoral. This is so because we to not attribute significant "person-hood" to animals. For most legal purposes, animals are things, not people. Heck, you can lease a cow just like you lease a car.

It therefore strikes me that legally speaking, farking a cow should be just as illegal as farking a car - that is to say, not at all. You can't "rape" a cow any more than you can rape a car. Farking a cow should be the legal equivalent of masturbation with a fleshlight.

And morally too. How can we claim cow-farking as animal abuse on our way to the steakhouse?

As far as I can tell, the arguments against bestiality usually come down to either "yuck" or something grounded in religion. I find neither persuasive.
 
2010-04-16 01:06:07 PM
mofomisfit: TheRaven7: I would guess the overall morality of this type of establishment in a sexually liberated society would depend on the treatment of the animals.

Only when animals develop language and can give consent.


High five. I knew I liked you.

/control != (sex(ual(ity| attraction))|lust).
 
2010-04-16 01:06:37 PM
Erom: several animals had to be euthanized? jesus, these guys must have fetishes beyond "sex with animals" if horses are dying in the line of duty.

Now the animal's in paaaain!
It's in pain, it's in pain
It's in pain, terrible pain!
But then it starts to raaaaain.... which could explain the tarps.
 
2010-04-16 01:06:58 PM
8.5 tailed fox: mofomisfit: Only when animals develop language and can give consent.

We eat animals. We lock them up and restrict their movement. We kill them for food. We harvest semen from them for artificial insemination. We force them to become pregnant. None of this is with their consent.


When I take the stud out of his stall to breed a mare, he isn't resisting in any way; matter of fact, he's pulling me along. The mare stands still also. Unless she's backing into him. Not sure there is any forcing going on, just facilitating.
 
2010-04-16 01:08:21 PM
Rambino: As far as I can tell, the arguments against bestiality usually come down to either "yuck" or something grounded in religion. I find neither persuasive.

I never thought I would stop you from having sex with animals by saying yuck, but your thinking that your special love for critters is considered "yuck" by the vast majority of sane human beings across cultural, religious, and social lines. While I admire your freedom from societal mores somewhat refreshing, I still fail to understand how you can come into a thread and defend (or even admit, which you have) your proclivities.
 
2010-04-16 01:09:47 PM
StarshipPooper: Kona_Bean: The first auto-fill result from google, when starting with 'Can I get' is "Can I get pregnant from a dog".

Form your own conclusions.

Better than "Can I get pregnant from a corndog?"


That depends on the the potency of the batter.
 
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