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(petesnog)   Hackers find bin Laden's accounts, hilarity ensues   ( divider line
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2001-10-01 09:09:35 AM  
my posts were better than this. But where they accepted? WHERE THEY fark!!!
2001-10-01 09:11:33 AM  
i love hackers, yes i do
2001-10-01 09:12:54 AM  
Freakingleashes: Apparently not.
2001-10-01 09:13:31 AM  
Seize all his assets and the camel he rode in on.
2001-10-01 09:16:42 AM  
Hackers seize Taliban accounts.. dooh dah, dooh dah
2001-10-01 09:20:31 AM  
Dragon can't count to seven, doo dah, doo dah...
2001-10-01 09:23:37 AM  
They forgot the second part of the title:

Hackers find bin Laden's accounts...

... use some of the money to buy a l33t new 1.x GHz Linux b0xx0r, f33r!
2001-10-01 09:24:07 AM  
WhiteDragon - Surely, you need 7 syllables for that to work not 8 ?
ie. I've got coke and crack for lunch, doo-dah, doo-dah
2001-10-01 09:25:35 AM  
Shogi counts to six, looks daft, doo-dah, doo-dah
2001-10-01 09:25:37 AM  
I thought that it still worked with 8 in this case. Come on be creative people.
2001-10-01 09:27:18 AM  
Divert the funds into the accounts of all the families of
his victims at the WTC.

Anything left over, use it to buy more weapons with which
to "get mediaeval on his ass" (different ass to that in
other topic)
2001-10-01 09:30:25 AM  
Dra (1)
gon (2)
can't (3)
count (4)
to (5)
se (6)
ven (7)

So, go sit in the corner wearing the Dunce's cap!
2001-10-01 09:31:28 AM  
Main Entry: hi·lar·i·ty
Pronunciation: -&-tE
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
: high spirits that may be carried to the point of boisterous conviviality or merriment

So, ummm, where was this "hilarity" in the story agian?
2001-10-01 09:32:52 AM  
I second SatchmoR's idea. Also, there should be enough to also put a few billion towards the reconstruction of the WTC.

There's gotta be a TV series, or at least a movie, in this hacker concept....
2001-10-01 09:37:48 AM  
Satchmo corrects, I feel daft, doo-dah, doo-dah.

Though it depends somewhat on the emphasis given. Like the one I just used hardly rolls off the tongue does it.

The was an old man from Japan,
Whose limericks no-one could scan
When asked why it was,
He said it's because,
I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.
2001-10-01 09:39:17 AM  
It was only a matter of time
2001-10-01 09:41:15 AM  
"WHERE THEY Fark!!!"

2001-10-01 09:44:57 AM  
Redbull spelled my name wrong too, doo dah, doo dah...
2001-10-01 09:46:17 AM  
As we seem to be in syntax / grammar correction mode. I believe Freakingleashes meant to type "were they FARK ?"
2001-10-01 09:47:08 AM  
Shogo, I apologise, doo-..etc. etc.
2001-10-01 09:47:51 AM  
That reminds me of a limerick I made up

There was a mortician, a bold one
Who, though he liked girls couldn't hold one
So on Friday night
He'd turn out the light
And crack himself open a cold one.
2001-10-01 09:48:39 AM  
that'll be a combination of censoring and bad english... But it doesn't take a genius to work that out DOSman
2001-10-01 09:51:04 AM  
There once was a woman from Spain,
who was terribly sick on a train,
not once but again
and again and again,
and again and again and again.
2001-10-01 09:51:50 AM  
I still don't get it. Also, I don't mean to disparage anyone's grammar or spelling skills. Complaining about grammar and spelling on the internet is like running in the... well you know. Anyway, I just think "WHERE THEY Fark!!!" is a neat phrase that should be shouted very loudly by Farkers whenever possible.
2001-10-01 09:55:36 AM  
Even though it is a cool phrase i was just pointing out that my links that weren't accepted were better than the ones that are being posted!
2001-10-01 09:57:53 AM  
Best quote from the article:

The hackers involved in the attack are members of a group of uber-hackers set up by Schmitz himself. Young Intelligent Hackers Against Terror (Yihat) is a small cyber-army working on the wrong side of the law to fulfil Schmitz's oath to fight terrorism.

"Working on the wrong side of the law... to fight terrorism" I swear to god, if I see a movie about this next year, Kimble's head is mine.
2001-10-01 09:59:51 AM  
...hehe... so if we catch the hackers, do we still convict them for their crime? Or do they go to "sorta-jail"?
2001-10-01 10:07:59 AM  
shogo, Redbull: LOL!!! doo-dah, doo-dah

sorry. heh.
2001-10-01 10:08:12 AM  
I think this deserves an obvious tag. Of course hackers are going to start farking with the bad guys. They only fark with the good guys, because they have nothing better to do. The world's governments really ought to consider asking all the hackers to help out on certain projects.

A public service request if you will. Hey all you hackers, would you please stop hitting up NASA, and help us out we really want to take this one guy down, here's some of what we know...
2001-10-01 10:17:59 AM  
Wouldn't it be ironic if the hackers get more work done on solving this, than the CIA, FBI...
2001-10-01 10:18:34 AM  
It's just a matter of time before one military or another decides that these folks would be a positive asset to have on board (like the Navajo code-speakers), and massive and dirty pressure is brought to bear (unlike the Navajo code-speakers) to bring them on board. Then we'll get to see if the military has any professional cat-herders worth they're salt. (Sad but true.)

Actually, if they were as smart as they think they are (or, at least, properly paranoid) that would have just transfered the funds to their own Swiss accounts, recycled the profits, and built up the kind of war chest it would take to overthrow Microsoft and buy a few congressmen to decriminalize hacking.
2001-10-01 10:27:16 AM  
Shogo: You sick fark! I love it!
2001-10-01 10:53:16 AM  
Referring to the thread about infamous Table #19, and in light of Shogo's and RedBull's tangents, I would like to announce that I am the man from Nantucket. Please, no flash pictures. Thank you.
2001-10-01 11:01:49 AM  
Just wondering if anyone here ever participated in any type of Quake2 competitive matches. This Kimble guy once began a Quake2 DM ladder for individuals and at the time (must have been about '98)offered top of the line computers as prizes. I knew the guy who got to first out of thousands of people who soon as the ladder was finished it just kind of vanished with no rewards....people were pissed.
2001-10-01 11:14:08 AM  
can't remember how this got started (was it me ?) but ...
my favorite limerick is;

There was an old man from St Ives
who was stung on the arm by a wasp
when asked 'does it hurt ?'
he said 'no it doesn't'
'it's a good job it wasn't a hornet'.
2001-10-01 11:19:54 AM  
Continuing the limerick tangent:

First let me explain that I'm cursed,
I'm a poet whose time gets reversed.
Reversed gets time
Whose poet a I'm
Cursed I'm that explain me let first.
2001-10-01 11:20:39 AM  
Billions to rebuild the towers?

Why the hell should we rebuild the towers, someone has already proven how easy it is to hit really Tall buildings eh?

Time to start building downwards methinks.
2001-10-01 11:22:49 AM  
Ooo...not just hackers, but uber-hackers!
2001-10-01 11:27:26 AM  
StarkEffect that's outstanding! Homemade?

I was holding this one trying to think of a better way to write it. I saw it in Playboy decades ago:

There once was a man from Chase
Who called a sitter to come to his place.
She said, "Where's the kid?"
He said, "No, there's an id,
You're a sitter, so sit on my face."
2001-10-01 11:29:49 AM  
2001-10-01 11:32:41 AM  
There once was a girl from Nantucket...
2001-10-01 11:39:03 AM  
Oooh Oooh Oooh Bandwagon.

There once was a man from altras
whos balls were made of fine brass.
But when in cold weather
his balls clung together
and sparks flew out of his ass

I know the filter is gonna screw that up, but you get the idea.
2001-10-01 11:39:38 AM  
hmm no more ass to arse filter.
2001-10-01 12:39:24 PM  
There once was a sailor named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She was missing a t!t
And she smelled like shiat
But think of the money Dave saved!
2001-10-01 12:41:03 PM  
There once was a girl named Jill
who used dynamite for a thrill.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
2001-10-01 12:57:33 PM  
A girl with a butt like Mt. Shasta
At an airport down in Lancaster
Bent to the ground
With a prop turning round
And when she backed up it disassed her.
2001-10-01 01:40:14 PM  
This is that same guy that was offering ten mil for
bin Laden a week ago, right? So what's the angle here?
2001-10-01 01:44:52 PM  
Did anyone see the holidaypics of our Hacker/Mr. Kimble? better check out his Homepage! (

His girlfriend looks good though......
2001-10-01 01:52:13 PM  
Just testing
2001-10-01 01:53:23 PM  
oh a do-dah day.... I had to finish it off.
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