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(SlashFilm)   Twilight: Eclipse is getting reshoots for some major scenes, adding more lip biting, meadow laying, longing gazes and terrible acting   (slashfilm.com) divider line 63
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2010-04-15 01:00:26 PM
it takes a lot of effort to get that body glitter on there
 
2010-04-15 02:16:11 PM
Mo..re sssttammering and.... *twitch*. paus..es.
*twitch*
 
mhd
2010-04-15 02:17:11 PM
I just watched the Rifftrax of New Moon. It was actually worse than the first part (the movie, the Rifftrax was on the same level). Mainly because they had three really bad actor-kids this time.

I fully expect the third movie to eclipse even that.

/Line?
 
2010-04-15 02:18:36 PM
mhd: I just watched the Rifftrax of New Moon. It was actually worse than the first part (the movie, the Rifftrax was on the same level). Mainly because they had three really bad actor-kids this time.

I fully expect the third movie to eclipse even that.

/Line?


I see what you did there..
 
2010-04-15 02:18:46 PM
And the moping. Don't forget the moping.
 
2010-04-15 02:19:31 PM
How about long walks on the beach?
 
2010-04-15 02:20:27 PM
FTFA: 'key scenes' and 'a few fight sequences' are being shot or re-shot. Because of other commitments for Robert Pattinson, seven days of shooting are supposedly being compressed into three 18-hour days.

Too busy hating vaginas and not showering, huh, buddy?
 
2010-04-15 02:22:56 PM
This strong of hate must be love.

Fark says it hates "Twilight" and it's actors. Fark says it hates Lady Gaga. Fark says it hates Kate Goslin.

Hence, at least a 3rd of all links on "Showbiz" are about these people.

Hence Fark must want to have the loudest, funkiest, angriest and glitteriest orgy ever with these people.

Hypocrites.
 
2010-04-15 02:25:29 PM
i294.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-15 02:25:56 PM
Meadow laying?

What kind of movies are these?!
 
2010-04-15 02:39:15 PM
HawgWild: Meadow laying?

What kind of movies are these?!



teh crappy kind.
 
2010-04-15 02:40:13 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: This strong of hate must be love.

Fark says it hates "Twilight" and it's actors. Fark says it hates Lady Gaga. Fark says it hates Kate Goslin.

Hence, at least a 3rd of all links on "Showbiz" are about these people.

Hence Fark must want to have the loudest, funkiest, angriest and glitteriest orgy ever with these people.

Hypocrites.


If you came in here just to complain about it, then you must be the fluffer.
 
2010-04-15 02:42:04 PM
Call me when the forth book is being filmed because from *ahem* what I've heard about the book, it's going to make Dead Alive look like a Strawberry Shortcake episode.
 
2010-04-15 02:43:00 PM
HawgWild: Meadow laying?

What kind of movies are these?!


"A hobbit lay here, and the other...they crawled...their hands were bound."

Best line of the Rifftrax; I nearly shat myself laughing.
 
2010-04-15 02:47:56 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: This strong of hate must be love.

Fark says it hates "Twilight" and it's actors. Fark says it hates Lady Gaga. Fark says it hates Kate Goslin.

Hence, at least a 3rd of all links on "Showbiz" are about these people.

Hence Fark must want to have the loudest, funkiest, angriest and glitteriest orgy ever with these people.

Hypocrites.


Where the fark have you been? Fark LOVES Lady GaGa. For some reason. It's Olivia Munn that Fark hates at the moment. For some reason.
 
2010-04-15 02:48:13 PM
"We can't be together!"

"We must be together!"

*longing stare*

"No, we must stay apart!"

*longing stare*

"If we're not together we'll literally die!"

*longing stare*
 
2010-04-15 02:49:45 PM
I can't believe they cast the Werewolf leader from Underworld as the Vampire king in the 2nd movie.

While the film had less WTF from the first (people honestly don't care this guy has five adopted children and 4 of them are farking each other? So farking creepy), I thought the werewolf kid was INCREDIBLY blase about his father dying.

/Watched it with Rifftrax.
//Let's be honest here, the female character had more chemistry with the werewolf kid than with the vampire guy. Who was both more attractive and not a walking corpse.
 
2010-04-15 02:55:25 PM
Michael Sheen gotta eat!
 
2010-04-15 02:57:44 PM
deathbunny32: I can't believe they cast the Werewolf leader from Underworld as the Vampire king in the 2nd movie.

While the film had less WTF from the first (people honestly don't care this guy has five adopted children and 4 of them are farking each other? So farking creepy), I thought the werewolf kid was INCREDIBLY blase about his father dying.

/Watched it with Rifftrax.
//Let's be honest here, the female character had more chemistry with the werewolf kid than with the vampire guy. Who was both more attractive and not a walking corpse.


Ah, god I hate doing this, but ... I don't think it was Jake's father that died, I think it was a tribe elder or something. And also, technically vampires ARE walking corpses so that description is really kind of a compliment. And yes, the werewolf is a LOT more attractive. Not that I really noticed. 'Cause that would be wrong.
 
2010-04-15 02:58:19 PM
Is this the one with the vampire babby cesearian?
 
2010-04-15 03:02:32 PM
Fano: Is this the one with the vampire babby cesearian?

No, that's breaking dawn. My interest in this series is pretty much nil, except for waiting to find out how the hell they get that onto the screen.
 
2010-04-15 03:03:17 PM
Tenth_Muse: deathbunny32: I can't believe they cast the Werewolf leader from Underworld as the Vampire king in the 2nd movie.

While the film had less WTF from the first (people honestly don't care this guy has five adopted children and 4 of them are farking each other? So farking creepy), I thought the werewolf kid was INCREDIBLY blase about his father dying.

/Watched it with Rifftrax.
//Let's be honest here, the female character had more chemistry with the werewolf kid than with the vampire guy. Who was both more attractive and not a walking corpse.

Ah, god I hate doing this, but ... I don't think it was Jake's father that died, I think it was a tribe elder or something. And also, technically vampires ARE walking corpses so that description is really kind of a compliment. And yes, the werewolf is a LOT more attractive. Not that I really noticed. 'Cause that would be wrong.


I dunno, I'm just going by what the movie showed, which was the werewolf kid living with the old man who died. And as a straight male, I'm not sure if my metric for male attractiveness is competent, but the werewolf dude beats the other guy by a mile.
 
2010-04-15 03:03:59 PM
mhd: I just watched the Rifftrax of New Moon. It was actually worse than the first part (the movie, the Rifftrax was on the same level). Mainly because they had three really bad actor-kids this time.

I fully expect the third movie to eclipse even that.

/Line?


I just watched it with Rifftrax as well. I honestly almost didn't make it through. The Rifftrx guys can work some magic, but their jokes felt so forced this because because they normally rely heavily on dialogue to bounce off of. The problem is New Moon has no dialogue. Every stands around and stares at each other for 2 hours. And without really good jokes, you're actually forced to watch New Moon. And it's easily the worst movie I have ever seen.

I wish I was using hyperbole, but easily the worst. There is nothing redeeming about it. At least crap like Anaconda vs. Boa Constrictor can have some cheese factor associated with them. But the fact that people (a lot of them) take the Twilight series seriously kind of kills any cheese the movie has.

It's been over a week and I'm still angry I saw it.

/I'm Harpo!
 
2010-04-15 03:06:09 PM
Christ, that New Moon movie was terrible. Even Rifftrax couldn't make it watchable. Ug.
 
2010-04-15 03:07:54 PM
felixecho: Christ, that New Moon movie was terrible. Even Rifftrax couldn't make it watchable. Ug.

Remember the fat, 40 year old homeboy with the motorcycle? Ah, good times.
 
2010-04-15 03:09:56 PM
Fano: Is this the one with the vampire babby cesearian?

You have to wait for the next one for that.

/Line?
 
2010-04-15 03:12:40 PM
LINE!
 
2010-04-15 03:16:28 PM
i13.photobucket.com



i13.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-15 03:16:45 PM
I have never seen Twilight but I watched The Messengers the other night with my fiancee, man that Kristin Stewart is a horrible freaking actress. Show some god damn emotion when a mother Farking spirit is attacking.
 
2010-04-15 03:22:25 PM
threeskin: Jim from Saint Paul: This strong of hate must be love.

Fark says it hates "Twilight" and it's actors. Fark says it hates Lady Gaga. Fark says it hates Kate Goslin.

Hence, at least a 3rd of all links on "Showbiz" are about these people.

Hence Fark must want to have the loudest, funkiest, angriest and glitteriest orgy ever with these people.

Hypocrites.

If you came in here just to complain about it, then you must be the fluffer.


That's all you got?

-1.
 
mhd
2010-04-15 03:28:31 PM
Does Twilight have an equivalent to "My Immortal" yet?

/fangs 2 da goffik
 
2010-04-15 03:33:56 PM
mhd: Does Twilight have an equivalent to "My Immortal" yet?

/fangs 2 da goffik


Yeah, 4 novels and a spin-off from some woman who can't even spell Stephanie correctly.
 
2010-04-15 03:37:55 PM
That coward David Lopan: Too busy hating vaginas and not showering, huh, buddy?

Hey, he earned the name Hobo Deluxe. Or okay, I call him that because I am too uncaring to remember his actual name but still, those are the things I like about him.
 
2010-04-15 03:43:08 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

And

s3.amazonaws.com

the oatmeal has a great write up about the books. Link (new window)
 
2010-04-15 03:45:55 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: it takes a lot of effort to get that body glitter on there

I actually know the guy who is adding the glitter FX to Edward. True story.
 
2010-04-15 03:46:41 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: That's all you got?

I have a compulsion to put a spotlight on general dickiness, what can I say. Even when they are as sloppy and obvious as yours, I really can't help myself.

\Like Ty Webb,
\\not keeping score.
 
2010-04-15 03:52:49 PM
Oh, and don't forget, it's The Twilight Saga, now.

Not knowing anything else, that right there tells me it's crap.
 
2010-04-15 03:57:05 PM
dragon927: Oh, and don't forget, it's The Twilight Saga, now.

Not knowing anything else, that right there tells me it's crap.


Wait it's not a collection of Norse poetry?
 
2010-04-15 03:58:17 PM
threeskin: Jim from Saint Paul: That's all you got?

I have a compulsion to put a spotlight on general dickiness, what can I say. Even when they are as sloppy and obvious as yours, I really can't help myself.

\Like Ty Webb,
\\not keeping score.


That was better. +1. You're now a big fat zero.
 
2010-04-15 04:02:38 PM
This is old news.

In short, the Director turned in a cut of the film that was practically a soft-R horror film, not the mush that the studio wanted. The studio told him to re-shoot, he told them to fly a kite. Slade Directed "Hard Candy", and "30 Days of Night"... Need I say more?

IMHO I'd love to see a documentary about the behind the scenes drama, including the footage deemed to bloody. That's never going to happen though.

/Good luck to the producing company.
 
2010-04-15 04:08:19 PM
Cytokine Storm

I see that on the shelves everyday at the Stop and Shop I work at.

Each time I see it, I think my brain dies a little.
 
2010-04-15 04:53:06 PM
Will the third movie employ "Badger Cam", as was successfully used in the first movie?
 
2010-04-15 05:28:06 PM
Alebak: Cytokine Storm

I see that on the shelves everyday at the Stop and Shop I work at.

Each time I see it, I think my brain dies a little.


And with good reason. I got bored and leafed through the thing; it's a graphic designer's nightmare. D:

The whole damn book font is in Monotype Corsiva. THE fark?!

/yes, I'm actually angry that a graphic novel came out about this jank
//but as a designer, I still have my outrage.
///OUTRAGE SLASHIES!
 
2010-04-15 06:05:56 PM
I will travel any distance, and pay any amount of money in order to watch the Vampire Cesarean in 3D/IMAX.

/New Moon Rifftrax //New Moon was terrible
///Line?
 
2010-04-15 06:45:05 PM
Honest Bender: Mo..re sssttammering and.... *twitch*. paus..es.
*twitch*


Triggered this in my brain:

Link (new window)
 
2010-04-15 07:55:17 PM
i'm so glad i haven't seen any of these movies.

i refuse to watch it.
 
2010-04-15 09:50:18 PM
Puzzled Penguin: I will travel any distance, and pay any amount of money in order to watch the Vampire Cesarean in 3D/IMAX.

/New Moon Rifftrax //New Moon was terrible
///Line?


If Sam Raimi were directing, I'd put you up in my home and we'd hit the IMAX in Atlantic City together.
 
2010-04-15 10:24:34 PM
On one hand, I am a fan of Vampire the Masquerade and tended to play Malkavians so Twilight sends me into a gibbering frenzy rage and I have this urge to commit diablerie on the sparkling idiots.

On the OTHER hand, if Mayer can get published then goddammit so can I.
 
2010-04-15 11:07:56 PM
I want to watch the rifftrax for the first one at least, but i dont want to even pay $1 to get it from a redbox, also be to embarrassed to get it from the library...
 
2010-04-15 11:29:40 PM
Ringshadow: On one hand, I am a fan of Vampire the Masquerade and tended to play Malkavians so Twilight sends me into a gibbering frenzy rage and I have this urge to commit diablerie on the sparkling idiots.

The blood of these Caitiff has become so thin that they can resist the sun and impregnate mortals. This is the final sign of Gehenna.
 
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