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(NCBuy)   Electric shocks via two electrodes to the ankles get women sexually charged   (ncbuy.com ) divider line
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16526 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2003 at 12:19 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2003-05-06 09:47:55 AM  
It's 2003, and snake oil merchants still abound!
 
2003-05-06 10:14:10 AM  
Sweet electricity. Reviving the dead, bringing monsters to life, defending Soviet bases and now turning women on. Is there anything it can't do?
 
2003-05-06 10:51:21 AM  
I don't know whybut it seems that duct tape should somehow be involved as well. I don't know where though
 
2003-05-06 10:56:43 AM  
I've also found that reviving them from their GHB induced slumber gets their motors running. OC, as soon as they see their new home, that usually kills the mood.


/60 yo "handyman"
 
2003-05-06 11:13:05 AM  
I swear, what so guys will do to get some action. I could never get a girl to sit still long enough.
 
2003-05-06 11:24:09 AM  
Minoridiot:

Have you tried rope yet? I've found rope, a blindfold, and an evil lair work best.
 
2003-05-06 12:11:16 PM  
What ever happen to good old fashion alcohol?

Always works best when applied orally to the woman.
 
2003-05-06 12:21:48 PM  
Turns bow into wow!
 
2003-05-06 12:21:55 PM  
I know my wife sure gets excited when I say it's "Taser Time!"
 
2003-05-06 12:22:01 PM  
Men who make Lionel Hutz references have the same effect.
 
2003-05-06 12:22:52 PM  
That makes me feel funny between my toes.

Really, which ones?

My big toes.
 
2003-05-06 12:23:14 PM  
is this for the lazy man or what?
 
2003-05-06 12:23:25 PM  
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2003-05-06 12:23:26 PM  
Jeez, *I* could have told ya'll this.
 
2003-05-06 12:23:57 PM  
Thats the coolest thing I've ever heard.
 
2003-05-06 12:24:15 PM  
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Yeah, I can see it now...

- Honey, why are you running a wire from the outlet to my foot?
 
2003-05-06 12:24:34 PM  
Ummmm.... I don't want anyone to try this one me. Thank you.

I agree with LawTalkingGuy, Simpsons references are always a hit with me. Although my bf is more partial to the comic book guy for some reason.
 
2003-05-06 12:24:51 PM  
Okay, I have the $200. Who do I send it to?
 
2003-05-06 12:24:53 PM  
What ever happened to eating pussy.
 
2003-05-06 12:25:18 PM  
I thought battery-powered devices worked even better.

From what I hear. I wouldn't know.
 
2003-05-06 12:25:30 PM  
Mmmmm... placebo....
 
2003-05-06 12:26:07 PM  

For some reason, I would feel really uncomfortable introducing my girlfriend to the "shock and awe" method during sex. Yes, I want to invade her, not occupy her !


Or maybe I do. Jeebus, I'm so confused now...


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2003-05-06 12:26:12 PM  
What ever happened to good old fashioned 4play? It really doesn't take that much effort to turn a woman on. Give it a try, guys, you might even like it.
 
2003-05-06 12:26:33 PM  
Proper administration of Rohypnol saves on your 'lectricity bill, though.
 
2003-05-06 12:27:05 PM  
man people are just lazy these days. Whatever happened to enjoying spending some time arousing a woman. Now they just want to hook you up to some gadget and wait for that to do the work.
 
2003-05-06 12:27:23 PM  
the ankles are an erogenous zone..
 
2003-05-06 12:27:58 PM  
An electronic device that is supposed to cut in half the time it takes for a woman to have an orgasm.

Now, where is the fun in that??
 
2003-05-06 12:28:05 PM  
Does is work if the chick has cankles?
 
2003-05-06 12:28:09 PM  
If this little device can half the time to orgasm, just imagine what a beowulf cluster of car batteries could do
 
2003-05-06 12:28:12 PM  
And how is this better than a $10 vibrator?

I'll bet tying her ankles to the headboard would have the same effect on 90% of women.
 
2003-05-06 12:28:47 PM  
hell i would give it a go...once anyway...:D
 
2003-05-06 12:29:22 PM  
NEAT. Sometimes I'm glad I live in Dallas....too bad there's no spare $200, though.
 
2003-05-06 12:29:26 PM  
Forsythe P. Jones
I know my wife sure gets excited when I say it's "Taser Time!"

Nice!
 
2003-05-06 12:29:44 PM  
"What ever happened to good old fashioned 4play? It really doesn't take that much effort to turn a woman on."

Bull. You women have to be "in the right mood" before us guys can even *try* foreplay. We've gotta either get you gals drunk, or ya'll have to want to have a baby.
 
2003-05-06 12:29:57 PM  
I'd shock that
 
2003-05-06 12:30:50 PM  
Great, now I won't miss the beginning of SportsCenter.
 
2003-05-06 12:31:24 PM  
Anyone tried this yet? Sounds like fun...

Wonder what it'll do to guys? Hmmm...
 
2003-05-06 12:31:28 PM  
Feh, who needs it?

Like on my wedding night, when Alexander the Magic Cyclops finally got to come out from his secret denim lair, my new wife cackled: "Who are you going to please with THAT?"

"Me, now get over here."
 
2003-05-06 12:31:40 PM  
ahh, just yank the cord out of a lamp and touch the exposed wires to your sleeping girls anckles and she will love you forever.
 
2003-05-06 12:32:04 PM  
I don't need this, I'm full of static. YEAH BABY YEAH
 
2003-05-06 12:32:19 PM  
Just do what I do, stuff your shorts.. with a rolled up wad of $100s..
 
2003-05-06 12:32:43 PM  
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This bad-cat must have known all along!!!
 
2003-05-06 12:33:38 PM  
it's really great for the girl if you put one of her hands in warm water and the other in cold...

oh wait, no, that does something else.
 
2003-05-06 12:35:11 PM  
You don't need a plug or batteries. In Mexican border towns they have little boxes with a crank and two wires attached. Drunks like to have fun holding the wires to see how much juice they can take. Just hook the wires up to your gals' toes, crank and presto!
 
2003-05-06 12:35:56 PM  
do I use 110V or 220V if she's a European?

/too much 'tricity will singe d' minge.
 
2003-05-06 12:35:57 PM  
heh. i guess they haven't heard of shock sex play. some adult toy stores have these devices that apply a static electricity like feeling to the genitals. i've never understood the attraction to this.

yeah about all that would do for me is fire my temper into plotting some nasty revenge.
 
2003-05-06 12:36:19 PM  
My god, I can't believe so many people aren't excited by this! I just thought of a hellish new game I'm gonna try out. It's called Do You Orgasm if I Touch You...

There...?
There...?
How about there...?
Here...WHOA! Gonna have to mark that spot, where's my sharpie?
 
2003-05-06 12:36:56 PM  
With a name like Alexander the Magic Cyclops you're going to need all the electricity you can get.
 
2003-05-06 12:37:41 PM  
I prefer the Tequila method:

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR. 5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, WHORE!.
 
2003-05-06 12:38:24 PM  
Blackom -- According to the article, nothing. I bet they just didn't hook it up to the right spot.

/whoo-whooOOOO!
 
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