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(Boston Globe)   Whale sex baffles children who can't wrap their heads around concept of "12-foot-long and highly mobile penis"   (boston.com) divider line 87
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2003-05-06 09:49:46 AM
Heck, their heads? You think they can wrap their arms and legs around that monstrosity? Me feels inadequate.
 
2003-05-06 09:54:06 AM
"Attenborough and his production team seem to have amazing timing - locating an elusive Siberian tiger, or the rare, blind, Ganges river dolphin, or somehow convincing sea otters to stick around as Sir David floats with them in the water."

yeah - it's their great timing - not the work of the advance team equipped with tranquilizers and choke collars.
 
2003-05-06 10:13:54 AM
I did enjoy this series. It's nice to see the BBC is still willing to plug in the (licensepayers') money to do something like this, and hasn't just been lazy and dropped quality to match cable channels like Discovery and National Geographic.
 
2003-05-06 11:31:37 AM
I always liked Attenborough's work because he always got right into the thick of things.

(In Attenborough's thick british accent)

"I am lying here in the midst of this anthill, with the intention of showing how efficient the ants are at defending their nest. As you can see by the increasing number of leisions on my skin, the bites are quite painful. As their poison level increases in my bloodstream I can probably only expect another 5 minutes of conscienceness, so I had better wrap this up pretty quickly."

He was always about to get stung, slimed, or have some large reptile about to rip his face off. Makes nature programs interesting.
 
2003-05-06 12:49:37 PM
According to my research, the average male Right Whale is 49 feet long, which means his penis is approximately 1/4 the length of his body. If the average sized man had the same proportion of penis length to body length, his penis would be about 17 inches long.
The female Right Whales have been known to beach themselves, apparently in an effort to reach the land and enroll in Yoga classes.
 
2003-05-06 04:42:09 PM
Kids are funny that way.
 
2003-05-06 04:59:20 PM
According to my research....

Hrm, that is enough right there.
 
2003-05-06 05:01:02 PM
Whale sex baffles children who can't wrap their heads around concept of "12-foot-long and highly mobile penis"


bet madonna could.
 
2003-05-06 05:01:36 PM
Anna Nicole Smith, the nation's leading expert in whale sex, was unavailable for comment.
 
2003-05-06 05:01:49 PM
I have this image of women standing back in horror staring at this amazon-sized penis. Hell, if I saw something that big coming at me, I would run for the hills!
 
2003-05-06 05:02:06 PM
"Highly mobile?" hmm.
 
2003-05-06 05:03:44 PM
Ah, to be a young, upwardly mobile, professional whale dong
 
2003-05-06 05:04:00 PM
Y'know, there are entire magazines devoted to this topic. Unfortunately for me, I do all my magazine shopping at Wal-mart, so I never get to read about the highly mobile whale schlong.
 
2003-05-06 05:04:05 PM
Just as long as they keep the dino DNA away from modern day frogs, everything will be OK.
 
2003-05-06 05:04:21 PM
This is the most graphic and yet funny title EVAR.
 
2003-05-06 05:04:46 PM
Clever headline... VERY clever...
 
2003-05-06 05:05:03 PM
"The Loris, a nocturnal Asian tree dweller with huge eyes and specially designed hands, can maintain a firm grip on a branch for 24 hours."
I think I am in love. (although that being said, I am unable to explain away whether or not I have a branch growing in my pants)
 
2003-05-06 05:06:17 PM
 
2003-05-06 05:07:29 PM
Thumb-dick whales.
 
2003-05-06 05:07:32 PM
God: "Well . . let's see . . the humans are going to hunt them into extinction . . what can I do to make it up to them . . ?"
 
2003-05-06 05:07:41 PM
Mobile Dick? I liked the book.
 
2003-05-06 05:08:33 PM
Wright wale show, soon to replace donkey shows in Tijuana.
 
2003-05-06 05:08:55 PM
Jonr: I've head about that place...

A friend of mine actually has some whale bone that supposedly is part of the penis. He collects some pretty weird shiat. Guess you could say the whale bone(r) is probably among the weirdest of his possessions.
 
2003-05-06 05:09:24 PM
12 foot wangs? They must get herpes sores the size of a hubcap
 
2003-05-06 05:09:26 PM
Every time I have whale sex I just promise not to drink tequilla anymore.
 
2003-05-06 05:10:03 PM
yeah - it's their great timing - not the work of the advance team equipped with tranquilizers and choke collars.

This is a BBC documentary with David Attenborough, one of the most highly respected television broadcasters ever. I think you're confusing him with Steve Irwin.
 
2003-05-06 05:11:40 PM
Hmmmmm. One lesson might be, do NOT tease a randy right whale.
 
2003-05-06 05:12:39 PM
Whoa, they taped me too?
 
2003-05-06 05:13:35 PM
I once caught a fish with a d*ck this
/* holds hands way out from body */
big
 
2003-05-06 05:14:19 PM
Flavorflanks
yeah - it's their great timing - not the work of the advance team equipped with tranquilizers and choke collars.


Indeed. I distinctly remember one episode where he walked across a plain of wind driven snow - with no other visible footprints mind you - while talking about some bug that lives under rocks. He stops momentarily, kneels beside a rock, and flips it over. Sure enough, there's the bug he was just talking about.

Once again, there were no footprints in the snow. I've always wondered how they do things like that.
 
2003-05-06 05:14:44 PM
Now if you gave a whale viagra would it's penis stab it's heart resulting in death?
 
2003-05-06 05:15:29 PM
Found doing GIS for....well nevermind:

 
2003-05-06 05:16:51 PM
We need a GIS of whale-cock, or at the very least a photoshop!
 
2003-05-06 05:18:46 PM
1. Install 12-foot-long and highly mobile penis
2.
3. Profit
 
2003-05-06 05:19:44 PM
Thursday and Friday nights! I am SO there!

Woohoo! I get to explain to my kids about the 12' whale dong!


"daddy, what's that thing sticking out from the whale?"

"Uhm, he's just a HAPPY whale!"
 
2003-05-06 05:24:21 PM
their heads around a moster penis?
most.disturbin.headline.ever
 
2003-05-06 05:25:57 PM
*crikey!* sumone is actually hung betta than I!
 
2003-05-06 05:27:39 PM
I am so watching this. I wish I had children to watch this with me.

"DADDY HE'S STABBING HER!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
 
2003-05-06 05:27:49 PM
Somehow, the "Supersize Your Life" ad in the top corner of the page fits...with disturbing consequences.
 
2003-05-06 05:29:25 PM
jonr:

i just love the picture on the site...
 
2003-05-06 05:30:39 PM
whale sex makes baby Jesus cry.


/got nothing like a whaledick.
 
2003-05-06 05:32:11 PM
Highly mobile, meaning it gets around a lot?
 
2003-05-06 05:33:13 PM
i just can't stop laughing...
http://www.ismennt.is/not/phallus/honorlist.htm.
i want to become a 'pseudomember', too...
hehe...
'Expelledmembers'...hehehe...
 
2003-05-06 05:34:06 PM
Compared to Moby...

/I got nothin'
 
2003-05-06 05:40:59 PM
Does whale-dick masterbation make god kill an Elusive Siberian Tiger?
 
2003-05-06 05:41:36 PM
In addition: "Bone-gnawing scenes"?

With its beautiful, close-up footage, not only might the graphic bone-gnawing scenes need a bit of explanation, but a few of the mating and birth scenes will as well.
 
2003-05-06 05:44:28 PM
Its all about this image on the Icelandic site:
 
2003-05-06 05:44:41 PM
12 feet and mobile???? hmmmmm.
 
2003-05-06 05:46:02 PM
From the Cellar.org IotD...



This one's making the rounds, so for those of you who haven't seen it... an actual whale penis.

What isn't making the rounds is the rest of the story. Turns out this specimen -- or whatever you want to call it -- was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland.

Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort.
 
2003-05-06 05:49:17 PM
While we're on the bestiality topic, let's not forget this old classic:

 
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