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(Some Scared Guy)   ♫ How much is that Bobcat in the attic ? ♪ ♪ The one with the glooowwwing eyes ♫   (azfamily.com) divider line 42
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2010-04-15 08:02:38 AM
Make mittens out of it
 
2010-04-15 08:08:01 AM
Ceiling Bobcat is watching you soil yourself.
 
2010-04-15 10:16:06 AM
Is it bobcaturday already?
 
2010-04-15 11:09:31 AM
They must have bought an office chair on eBay.
 
2010-04-15 11:13:49 AM
DAMN YOU SUBBY! That song is stuck in my head.
 
2010-04-15 11:17:07 AM
I laugh on 'Wildcat avenue'
 
2010-04-15 11:17:12 AM
"i've got a bobcat in my loft and i didn't invite him, hes been stomping 'round for days and kept me up all night. bobcat in my loft BOBCAT IN MY LOFT"
 
2010-04-15 11:20:16 AM
Now people are wondering why im giggling and humming at the same time.

+1 subby
 
2010-04-15 11:20:42 AM
How in the world did it get in there in the first place?
 
2010-04-15 11:20:42 AM
img704.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-15 11:21:18 AM
hmmmm doesn't have the tufted ears that you expect with a bobcat
 
2010-04-15 11:23:36 AM
A bobcat penis is called a "lark".
 
2010-04-15 11:23:47 AM
Someone found my cat!
 
2010-04-15 11:25:36 AM
8.5 tailed fox: A bobcat penis is called a "lark".

Number 1: The LARK
 
2010-04-15 11:32:56 AM
dark side of the moon: How in the world did it get in there in the first place?

I was trying to work that one out, too. It sounds like it just wandered into the house, went up the ladder in the attic, and made a home out of a few boxes. Which is a very rude thing to do.
 
2010-04-15 11:34:11 AM
www.k-state.com

www.tradenote.net

shakes.ihateclowns.com

I wouldn't want any of these in my attic
 
2010-04-15 11:35:35 AM
The horse you rode in on: I wouldn't want any of these in my attic

LET ME SHOW YOU MY LARK, LITTLE GIRL!!

/Caps lock is cruise control for cool
 
2010-04-15 11:38:23 AM
snltranscripts.jt.org

it's just his wife.
 
2010-04-15 11:39:50 AM
8.5 tailed fox: A bobcat penis is called a "lark".

It's not news, it's...
 
2010-04-15 11:39:57 AM
burndtdan: it's just his wife.

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
/He has a permit.
 
2010-04-15 11:49:05 AM
1)Tuna fish
2)Have a heart cage
3)Non retarded home owner
4)Profit

I used to have a half bobcat mix, best cat evar! It was named "kitty" and scared the crap out of visitors. He was pretty gentle though.
 
2010-04-15 11:54:03 AM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: I used to have a half bobcat mix, best cat evar! It was named "kitty" and scared the crap out of visitors. He was pretty gentle though.

And did your half-bobcat have to be at the kitty gym in 26 minutes?
 
2010-04-15 11:56:36 AM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: 1)Tuna fish
2)Have a heart cage
3)Non retarded home owner
4)Profit

I used to have a half bobcat mix, best cat evar! It was named "kitty" and scared the crap out of visitors. He was pretty gentle though.


I am considering trapping one for pet purposes...
 
2010-04-15 12:09:36 PM
Bamboozler: I am considering trapping one for pet purposes...

From what I hear, a full bobcat wouldn't be a great pet. See if you can get a mix, and make sure it's handled from birth.
 
2010-04-15 12:11:53 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-04-15 12:25:35 PM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: Bamboozler: I am considering trapping one for pet purposes...

From what I hear, a full bobcat wouldn't be a great pet. See if you can get a mix, and make sure it's handled from birth.


Here's what a bobcat pet might look like.

Link (new window)

/ lynx, actually.
// same thing
 
2010-04-15 12:26:31 PM
Just played Bioshock 2, so I'm ashamed I know the whole song. "I dooooo hope that doggy's for sale...."
 
2010-04-15 12:29:51 PM
AeAe: Here's what a bobcat pet might look like.

Wow, if his cat kills him(and it probably could), he had it coming.
 
2010-04-15 02:06:49 PM
By the looks of that guys whiskers, I think I know who fathered those kittens.
 
2010-04-15 02:27:41 PM
Hell, if you don't need to go in the attic, leave her alone. She'll move out when the babies are old enough. Then fix your soffit vents.
 
2010-04-15 02:39:48 PM
And this is how cats domesticated themselves. They thing: ahh, nice warm dry building, supply of mice. If I can convince these two legged apes to let me stay, all is good.

If it were me, I'd probably let the bobcat live there until the kittens were old enough for them to leave.
 
2010-04-15 02:43:14 PM
www.uesp.net

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/dnrta
 
2010-04-15 02:55:36 PM
I read "babies" as "rabies" which would have made a better article.

Babies with Rabies could be a band name.
 
2010-04-15 03:01:39 PM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: 1)Tuna fish
2)Have a heart cage
3)Non retarded home owner
4)Profit

I used to have a half bobcat mix, best cat evar! It was named "kitty" and scared the crap out of visitors. He was pretty gentle though.


They successfully breed with house cats? Wow, I want one too.
 
2010-04-15 03:08:36 PM
FTFA: Greenshaw tells 3TV, "This is the best picture here, where he's peaking."

The cat is on an acid trip?

Oy.
 
2010-04-15 03:20:37 PM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2010-04-15 03:26:55 PM
cloud_van_dame: If it were me, I'd probably let the bobcat live there until the kittens were old enough for them to leave.

Or until the smell got so bad *you* had to leave. :-)
 
2010-04-15 03:48:55 PM
cgremlin: Or until the smell got so bad *you* had to leave. :-)

There is that problem, yes.
 
2010-04-15 05:06:30 PM
BOBCAT WAS PHONE
 
2010-04-15 06:46:34 PM
images.dawgsports.com
Not impressed.
 
2010-04-15 09:00:36 PM
He should be glad he doesn't live on Penis Avenue.
 
2010-04-16 01:34:52 AM
He doesn't seem too unfriendly:
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
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