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(The Citizen)   Cat survives being shot nine times, launches rap career   (thelocal.se) divider line 103
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2010-04-15 08:18:02 AM  
FTA: "three air gun pellets were found on her"

Mystery solved. If a .45 was used, there'd be nothing left except a tail and stained carpet.
 
2010-04-15 08:26:08 AM  
I wouldn't mind if someone popped a cap in the ass of the person who did that...
 
2010-04-15 08:33:38 AM  
word
 
2010-04-15 08:38:13 AM  
The chick in the back is cute
 
2010-04-15 08:39:14 AM  
Whoever did that needs to die. Horribly.
 
2010-04-15 08:39:42 AM  
It's completely understandable to shoot a cat... especially if they're peering at you through the ceiling watching you...
 
2010-04-15 08:40:44 AM  
Did they do this before or after they had teh thex with said cat - cause I can see a theme developing here...
 
2010-04-15 08:41:39 AM  
Lets see if the people responsible can survuive being shot nine times.
 
2010-04-15 08:42:04 AM  
cache.gawker.com
 
2010-04-15 08:44:52 AM  
WTF is wrong with some people? Makes me want to bust a cap in the shooter's face and see how much he/she likes it.
 
Xai
2010-04-15 08:47:10 AM  
I guess the equivelant gun to be used on a person would be a derringer but heck i woulden't think i'd like being shot 9 times with anything.
 
2010-04-15 08:48:23 AM  
The cruelty of nature has nothing on the cruelty of man.

I know that some people sometimes feel the need to be mean to someone or something for the sake of being mean. I just wish we could put them in a room with other people feeling the same way, drop some weapons in the middle and watch what happens.
 
2010-04-15 08:48:32 AM  
2nces Shakur?
 
2010-04-15 08:50:46 AM  
It was probably some kid who will just grow up to become a serial killer so it's best that he be found and euthanized before he does anything else.
 
2010-04-15 08:53:03 AM  
WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol
 
2010-04-15 08:55:41 AM  
Xai: I guess the equivelant gun to be used on a person would be a derringer but heck i woulden't think i'd like being shot 9 times with anything.

Morphine?
 
2010-04-15 08:56:00 AM  
Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol

A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.
 
2010-04-15 08:56:07 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: 2nces Shakur?

I like it.

Kitty Smalls?
 
2010-04-15 08:56:25 AM  
Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol


You have a nice dog. Let me shoot it in the face 9 times.
 
2010-04-15 08:58:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-04-15 09:03:32 AM  
tototototo: Lets see if the people responsible can survuive being shot nine times.

With a pellet gun? I'd guess that more than likely they could.
 
2010-04-15 09:05:32 AM  
tototototo: Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.


Yeah I want to see your data on that factoid.


PsyLord:You have a nice dog. Let me shoot it in the face 9 times.

You WHAARGARBL the anti-WHAARGARBL post?
 
2010-04-15 09:06:36 AM  
tototototo:
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.


i42.tinypic.com
 
2010-04-15 09:06:37 AM  
Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol


People who do things like this often have a disposition towards causing suffering. They may grow up to get off on pain inflicted, or expand their sociopathy in more chilling ways. The lack of consideration for defenseless animals is almost always indicative of coming horrors and torture they will be willing to inflict on you.

Sometimes they become vice presidents.
 
2010-04-15 09:07:04 AM  
Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat which wouldn't leave its home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take it up the river in a boat;
They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound
Now they drag the river for a little boy that's drowned.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going up in a balloon,
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away,
Where he is now, well I dare not say.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going way out West,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard;
It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,
When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last,
Vessel only out a day and making water fast;
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The cat was feeling hungry, thought she'd like 'em for a lunch;
Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top,
Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat was a possessor of a family of its own,
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The atom bomb fell just the other day,
The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;
Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.
The human race was finished without a chance to pray.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
 
2010-04-15 09:07:29 AM  
/Also with the shoot-the-bastard-that-did-this brigade
 
2010-04-15 09:07:48 AM  
The persoon who did this is a scumbag.

The people in this thread who equate a cat's life with a human life are idiots.

While you are pointing out how the perpetrator should be killed, enlighten us on your position on torturing terrorists.
 
2010-04-15 09:08:06 AM  
tototototo: Lets see if the people responsible can survuive being shot nine times.

dittybopper: With a pellet gun? I'd guess that more than likely they could.

One shot was to the nose, one to the eye. All shots at point-blank range. I have an airsoft gun; from ten feet it can punch through five layers of thick paper or corrugated cardboard.

Changes the odds quite a bit. I'll all for trying, though.
 
2010-04-15 09:09:18 AM  
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PsyLord: Ok, go for it. You seem like a perfectly sane and rational person. Could you go through with it? I still wouldn't want to shoot you. I'd like to see you get some kind of agressive punishment, but greivous bodily harm isn't one of them. I love the heck out of Cosmo, but I still recognize the fact he is just a dog. If it was my son, if I had one, I would probably want you drawn and quartered, but not for a dog.

tototototo: what about all the kids who shoot animals as kids, and kepp with just animals as adults, or the rare cases where they support others with dead animals. If that statement were true, there would be a lot less people in the world. Granted, I will agree there is definitley something wrong with someone who would shoot a cat 9 times, and I think that would be the kind of person who may cause some trouble later on.

For the record, though, I've never killed any animals above the class of arachnid, so maybe I just don't get it.

/Sir MeowMixalot?
 
2010-04-15 09:10:42 AM  
That's assuming they're really air pellets. It's more likely that the cat wandered onto farmland and got shot by a farmer with a shotgun.
 
2010-04-15 09:10:50 AM  
Rap Cat (new window)
 
2010-04-15 09:11:54 AM  
dittybopper: tototototo:
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.


Link (new window)
 
2010-04-15 09:13:54 AM  
dittybopper: tototototo:
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.


Citation (new window)
 
2010-04-15 09:14:12 AM  
There's a special kind of Hell for people like this.
 
2010-04-15 09:14:44 AM  
Teiritzamna: dittybopper: tototototo:
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.

Link (new window)


That's good data. I was wrong.

Off to set something on fire.
 
2010-04-15 09:15:09 AM  
JoeCamelToe: tototototo: Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.

Yeah I want to see your data on that factoid.


PsyLord:You have a nice dog. Let me shoot it in the face 9 times.

You WHAARGARBL the anti-WHAARGARBL post?


Of course, this is Fark after all.
 
2010-04-15 09:16:43 AM  
PsyLord: JoeCamelToe: tototototo: Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol
A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.

Yeah I want to see your data on that factoid.


PsyLord:You have a nice dog. Let me shoot it in the face 9 times.

You WHAARGARBL the anti-WHAARGARBL post?

Of course, this is Fark after all.


Well played. Want to help me set this warehouse on fire now?
 
2010-04-15 09:18:51 AM  
tototototo: Troggie42: WHAARGARBL SOMEONE SHOT A CAT SO THEY SHOULD GET SHOT!!!!!11one

Really guys? It lived, and it was only pellets. At least it isn't dead. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot cats, but you shouldn't shoot people either. That's like Saudi Arabian justice or something. They should get the max possible animal cruelty punishment, whatever that is, I dunno, maybe jailtime for something that rediculous, but likely death? Seems a bit harsh.

/pellets and BBs hurt like a raging motherfarker
//so do bad cat scratches, lol

A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.


Proven fact. Do your Developmental and Abnormal Psychology research before attempting to sound intelligent on Fark. You should know by now that you'll get your ass handed to you.
 
2010-04-15 09:21:33 AM  
Gasoline enema near an open flame for the perp
 
2010-04-15 09:26:40 AM  
Cadderpidder: Proven fact. Do your Developmental and Abnormal Psychology research before attempting to sound intelligent on Fark. You should know by now that you'll get your ass handed to you.

So, we should just go ahead and execute people who are statistically more likely to commit a murder someday?

/Hello Compton?
//Yeah, I got some bad news....
 
2010-04-15 09:27:01 AM  
*pulls out list of things that annoy me*

Adds "people who name their cat 'Kitty'".
 
2010-04-15 09:28:13 AM  
nopokerface: The persoon who did this is a scumbag.

The people in this thread who equate a cat's life with a human life are idiots.

While you are pointing out how the perpetrator should be killed, enlighten us on your position on torturing terrorists.


You just don't get it do you!? But such a statement coming from you is no surprise. Terrorists cannot be cuddled. Cats are furry and cute. And as far as I know, if I put peanut butter on my junk a terrorist isn't going to come lick it off. Cats win.
 
2010-04-15 09:30:48 AM  
"people who name their cat 'Kitty' dog 'Lifesaver'".

/That Patty seems like such a nice girl...
 
2010-04-15 09:31:08 AM  
The cat is presumed to have been caught and detained as an air rifle has to be reloaded after every round.

Apparently they've never heard of automatic air rifles...
 
2010-04-15 09:33:39 AM  
ProggyBS: The cat is presumed to have been caught and detained as an air rifle has to be reloaded after every round.

Apparently they've never heard of automatic air rifles...


That isn't an option on the Red Ryder.
 
2010-04-15 09:35:30 AM  
FarkedOver: You just don't get it do you!? But such a statement coming from you is no surprise. Terrorists cannot be cuddled. Cats are furry and cute. And as far as I know, if I put peanut butter on my junk a terrorist isn't going to come lick it off. Cats win.

BRB, off to update profile....
 
2010-04-15 09:41:38 AM  
Let see, cat years and human years...

9 pellets, so that equal to 52 pellets to whomever did this.

Point blank, and the same locations, and and make sure that the pellet gun/rifle is modified to have the equivalent impact and penetration as for the cat.

He'll probably laugh as much as when he was doing it to the cat, I'm sure.
 
2010-04-15 09:43:56 AM  
tototototo: A child that would shoot an animal often grows up to be a man that would shoot a person.

dittybopper: citation needed

Tough to verify animal cruelty as it's not a headline-getter regarding serial killers, but:

Herb Baumeister played with dead animals
Richard Chase tortured animals
Jeffery Dahmer dissected animals
Keith Hunter Jesperson tortured animals
Henry Lee Lucas raped animals
Dennis Rader tortured animals
Gerard John Schaefer killed animals

Just a sampling, and U.S. only, using what little info I found on Wikipedia. There are probably more. Though in all fairness, childhood abuse, childhood neglect, larceny, arson, alcoholism and military service have stronger correlations. It's not so much one leads to another, than people who lack empathy to begin with aren't likely to show animals any more recourse than humans.
 
2010-04-15 09:43:58 AM  
FarkedOver: nopokerface: The persoon who did this is a scumbag.

The people in this thread who equate a cat's life with a human life are idiots.

While you are pointing out how the perpetrator should be killed, enlighten us on your position on torturing terrorists.

You just don't get it do you!? But such a statement coming from you is no surprise. Terrorists cannot be cuddled. Cats are furry and cute. And as far as I know, if I put peanut butter on my junk a terrorist isn't going to come lick it off. Cats win.


THIS.. (I think)...

sorry but I've known more humans that deserved death, than I've known animals that did.
 
2010-04-15 09:46:58 AM  
imfallen_angel: FarkedOver: nopokerface: The persoon who did this is a scumbag.

The people in this thread who equate a cat's life with a human life are idiots.

While you are pointing out how the perpetrator should be killed, enlighten us on your position on torturing terrorists.

You just don't get it do you!? But such a statement coming from you is no surprise. Terrorists cannot be cuddled. Cats are furry and cute. And as far as I know, if I put peanut butter on my junk a terrorist isn't going to come lick it off. Cats win.

THIS.. (I think)...

sorry but I've known more humans that deserved death, than I've known animals that did.


Exactly. Have you ever tried cuddling with a terrorist!? Its like rubbing a brillo pad on your face, and I'm not talking about their facial hair.
 
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