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(Daily Mail)   British company forced to remove seven-year olds' bikinis   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, pedophile, Asda, bikinis, Primark, child protection, Marks & Spencer, social responsibility, Cameron  
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19733 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2010 at 10:33 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-04-14 08:39:03 AM  
So I said, "Pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a 7 year old."
 
2010-04-14 08:44:24 AM  
paedophile

Ie louve thea Britishe theay alwaiys adde extrah lettres tou wourds. Itt gieves themm moure couloure.
 
2010-04-14 08:49:02 AM  
As bad as the company who makes these things is -- any parent who would buy one of these is worse.

There's been more than a few threads in the past shrieking "OMG, bikinis for toddlers" -- my reaction in those has been "Look, if you see a little kid in a bikini and have the same thoughts you'd have if you saw Kim Kardashian or Jessica Biel in a bikini, the problem is YOU, dude."

That situation is like a Rorschach test. Some people see a pretty flower and othe...OH MY GOD IT'S A VAGINA WITH TEETH PLEASE STOP BEATING ME WITH THAT BIBLE MOMMY!

In this case? Yeah, I think the shrieking might have some merit.
 
2010-04-14 09:04:23 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: In this case? Yeah, I think the shrieking might have some merit.

I agree, but it almost doesn't make sense.

Pedophiles want to have sex with little kids. And if you make the little kids look like they're older by giving them a padded bra wouldn't that make pedophiles less interested in them?

\Wouldn't know
\\Not a pedophile
\\\More interested in Katy Perry in that skin-tight black dress in the sidebar
 
2010-04-14 09:10:19 AM  

The Icelander: Mr. Coffee Nerves: In this case? Yeah, I think the shrieking might have some merit.

I agree, but it almost doesn't make sense.

Pedophiles want to have sex with little kids. And if you make the little kids look like they're older by giving them a padded bra wouldn't that make pedophiles less interested in them?

\Wouldn't know
\\Not a pedophile
\\\More interested in Katy Perry in that skin-tight black dress in the sidebar


Damn you and your logic. That does make sense. NOW what am I going to be outraged about?
 
2010-04-14 09:11:57 AM  
Padded bikinis for seven-year olds. Maybe they were going after a new demographic?

Padophiles...
 
2010-04-14 09:23:19 AM  

EvilEgg: paedophile

Ie louve thea Britishe theay alwaiys adde extrah lettres tou wourds. Itt gieves themm moure couloure.


The whole thing smells like daemon faecal matter to me.
 
2010-04-14 09:29:50 AM  
The Icelander: \\\More interested in Katy Perry in that skin-tight black dress in the sidebar

How about the naked Catherine Zeta-jones?
 
2010-04-14 09:33:00 AM  
Flab: How about the naked Catherine Zeta-jones?

That one too.

\subby must be a pedophile if he submitted this link and not those
 
2010-04-14 09:42:26 AM  
This doesn't bode well for the upcoming launch of their "Baby's First Thong" line...
 
2010-04-14 09:46:35 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: This doesn't bode well for the upcoming launch of their "Baby's First Thong" line...



All I could picture was shiat flying in TWO directions...


/gonna need
//an umbrella
 
2010-04-14 10:32:04 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: This doesn't bode well for the upcoming launch of their "Baby's First Thong" line...


How else are they going to show off Baby's First Tramp Stamp?
 
2010-04-14 10:35:00 AM  
Giggity?
 
2010-04-14 10:36:32 AM  
yepyep.gibbs12.com
 
rts
2010-04-14 10:37:32 AM  
Primark is Irish, not British.
/pedantic
 
2010-04-14 10:37:52 AM  
Wll it should be spelled, Peadophile

EvilEgg: paedophile

Ie louve thea Britishe theay alwaiys adde extrah lettres tou wourds. Itt gieves themm moure couloure.


Wll it should be spelled peadophile, a pedophile would be someone who loves feet.
 
2010-04-14 10:38:51 AM  
Seems to me that companies should be able to market whatever they want. If a parent is a big enough dumbass to buy it, it's the parents fault. It's not like most 7 year olds have a bunch of cash lying about.
 
2010-04-14 10:38:54 AM  
is the old coppertone ad now considered kiddie porn?
 
2010-04-14 10:39:29 AM  
IN B4 LICKABLE


fark.


I would have loved to be covertly recording the design team meeting that signed off on this one.

That being said, I know a 5 year old who would walk over broken glass to get ahold of the pink one.

/without padding, I would assume
//probably a one-piece, she's modest
///we live in Alaska, so only need it a few times a year
////slashies for fun and profit
 
2010-04-14 10:40:43 AM  
Doesn't this actually go against pedophiles MO? If they look more developed, they're not into it?
 
2010-04-14 10:40:46 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: OMG what were they thinking?!? That's disturbing.
 
2010-04-14 10:41:17 AM  
I should preview my posts
 
2010-04-14 10:41:17 AM  
The Angry Hand of God

No way....
 
2010-04-14 10:41:22 AM  

Walker: The whole thing smells like daemon faecal matter to me.


You might need an aerosol of deodorant to fix that.
 
2010-04-14 10:41:50 AM  

Type40:
Wll it should be spelled peadophile, a pedophile would be someone who loves feet.


You'd think so ... but enough Americans have spelled it incorrectly now that it's accepted usage.

Real pedophiles are now "foot fetishists".
 
2010-04-14 10:43:32 AM  
...so I was walking this 7-year-old girl into a deep & dark forest, and she said "hold my hand, I'm scared!" and I said "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
 
2010-04-14 10:43:37 AM  
Was it being sold here?

www.southparkstuff.com
 
2010-04-14 10:43:39 AM  
padded bikinis for 7 year olds? wtf?
 
2010-04-14 10:44:02 AM  
Pedobear? Where the hell is Pedobear?
 
2010-04-14 10:44:56 AM  

Flab: How about the naked Catherine Zeta-jones?


I'll be in my bunk
 
2010-04-14 10:45:55 AM  
pedophilia notwithstanding padded bathing suits for a 7/8 year old is just wrong
 
2010-04-14 10:46:26 AM  

idrow: The Angry Hand of God: OMG what were they thinking?!? That's disturbing.


It's also a fake. The intertubes are a dumptruck full of lies.
 
2010-04-14 10:46:34 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More interested in Katy Perry in that skin-tight black dress in the sidebar


came here to say that, or the CZ-J naked pics
/now if we could just get Zooey to wear one
//for impartial comparisons.....
 
2010-04-14 10:47:40 AM  
Well, what the hell is 4chan gonna post pictures of now?
 
Biv
2010-04-14 10:47:43 AM  
Seven year old bikinis? No wonder they pulled them. They obviously were not selling.
 
2010-04-14 10:48:01 AM  
I assume the buyer who ordered these is now seeking other employment? Along with at least two levels of boss?

I do wonder if the intial sales pitch from the manufacturer detailed the padding?
 
2010-04-14 10:48:52 AM  

Type40: Wll it should be spelled peadophile, a pedophile would be someone who loves feet.


isn't a peadophile someone who likes peas?
/"with all their green peaness"
//nothing is obscure on Fark?
 
2010-04-14 10:49:08 AM  

Type40: Wll it should be spelled, PeadophileEvilEgg: paedophile

Ie louve thea Britishe theay alwaiys adde extrah lettres tou wourds. Itt gieves themm moure couloure.

Wll it should be spelled peadophile, a pedophile would be someone who loves feet.


Almost this.

Also, it's pronounced Ehn-sy-clo-pee-dee-ah not Ehn-sy-clo-pedd-ee-ah so spell that one accordingly too :op

/not a pædophile
//cunning linguist
 
2010-04-14 10:49:37 AM  
lifetussle.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-14 10:50:47 AM  
Who the hell comes up with this stuff? Padded bras for seven year olds? What's next, "My First Breast Implants?" This company is disgusting for selling this garbage, and parents are disgusting for buying it.
 
2010-04-14 10:50:49 AM  
7 year olds? Whatever. I keep being distracted by the ads for "large cup size swimwear" in the fark.com margins.
 
2010-04-14 10:51:21 AM  
I DIRECT YOU TO PUT THEM BACK ON THE RACKS!

gossip.whyfame.com
 
2010-04-14 10:51:22 AM  
yarns87.files.wordpress.com

Peter File?
 
2010-04-14 10:52:36 AM  
My favorite: How is sex like spinach? You won't like it when you're an adult if you were forced to have it when you a kid.
 
2010-04-14 10:53:33 AM  

Eric Shaun: Pedobear? Where the hell is Pedobear?


I'll handle this

pedobearpics.com

Hai guys!
 
2010-04-14 10:54:10 AM  

ChrisSuperstar: Who the hell comes up with this stuff? Padded bras for seven year olds? What's next, "My First Breast Implants?" This company is disgusting for selling this garbage, and parents are disgusting for buying it.


It probably started as a simple two piece without padding. The color and fabric are what a small child would wear. Somewhere down the line, someone experimented to see what the inserts would look like and they were adapted as an extension of the line.
 
2010-04-14 10:54:45 AM  
They can wear them while playing with this

www.inhabitots.com

/Chup Chup Chup
//Bluuuurrrp
 
2010-04-14 10:54:51 AM  

Type40: Wll it should be spelled, PeadophileEvilEgg: paedophile

Ie louve thea Britishe theay alwaiys adde extrah lettres tou wourds. Itt gieves themm moure couloure.

Wll it should be spelled peadophile, a pedophile would be someone who loves feet.


I think that would be a podofile.
 
2010-04-14 10:55:49 AM  
ok the creamsicle picture was damn creepy...but subby that was a great title
 
2010-04-14 10:58:44 AM  
British company forced to remove seven-year olds' bikinis

Really? Were the seven year olds wearing them at the time?
 
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