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(AP)   Copper piping stolen from hrch   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 94
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2010-04-14 05:15:26 AM  
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Sulfur Uranium Boron Boron Yttrium
 
2010-04-14 05:37:51 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Sulfur Uranium Boron Boron Yttrium


I see what you did there.
 
2010-04-14 07:38:58 AM  
oh, you clever subby
 
2010-04-14 07:39:17 AM  
I C what u did there.
 
2010-04-14 07:42:55 AM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-14 07:43:18 AM  
You have to have a huge set of brass balls to walk up to a copper and put your hand on his pipe
 
2010-04-14 07:43:45 AM  
I what did there
 
2010-04-14 07:47:27 AM  
+1 S'bmitty
 
2010-04-14 07:49:33 AM  
usera.imagecave.com
 
2010-04-14 07:50:23 AM  
Subby, you clever little nt!
 
2010-04-14 07:51:28 AM  
Golf clap to both Subby and BSS up there.
 
2010-04-14 07:52:30 AM  
I don't get it.
 
2010-04-14 07:53:05 AM  
What copper pipes might look like.

www.cityofboise.org
 
2010-04-14 07:53:28 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Sulfur Uranium Boron Boron Yttrium


+1 to both you and subby!
 
2010-04-14 07:54:43 AM  
Magnificent nerdery. Don't know whether to give you a wedgie or the Nobel Prize.

Subby +29.
 
2010-04-14 07:55:26 AM  
Very good my dear Watson....
 
2010-04-14 07:56:35 AM  
Wow, that took me forever to puzzle out. When I did, it made me hckle.

+1
 
2010-04-14 07:57:17 AM  
Rann Xerox

lol, good pull
 
2010-04-14 08:02:38 AM  
Clever. +1 Subby
 
2010-04-14 08:05:21 AM  
Nice subby!
 
2010-04-14 08:06:23 AM  
Potassium?
 
2010-04-14 08:06:58 AM  
www.wired.com
 
2010-04-14 08:07:34 AM  
Elementary. Period.

Nice one. I giggled too.
 
2010-04-14 08:12:42 AM  
you'll never catch me coppers
 
2010-04-14 08:14:01 AM  
Golfclap for subby.
 
2010-04-14 08:17:05 AM  
img265.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-14 08:17:11 AM  
First good smile I've had this morning, thanks s'bby!

/There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
//And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
 
2010-04-14 08:18:17 AM  
It's a sad day when misspeled headlines get green lighted. Of course that seems to be the way Fark is headed lately. For God's sake, how hard is it to spell church? How bad of a speller do you have to be to miss the CU? Was it stolen or something?

/extra sandy in the nether regions this mourning
 
2010-04-14 08:23:25 AM  
Took me a second, but I caught on, so I think it's a great submission (mostly because it made me feel a little smert).
 
2010-04-14 08:23:48 AM  
www.bugdozer.vispa.com
 
2010-04-14 08:27:49 AM  
BigBooper:

/extra sandy in the nether regions this mourning


Did someone die on the beach?
 
2010-04-14 08:31:23 AM  
took me a second.
 
2010-04-14 08:36:38 AM  
To Frigin Early, Now I get to go through my entire day wondering why I had to read the headline 5 times.

Thanks Subby, you magnificent Bastard.
 
2010-04-14 08:37:29 AM  
BigBooper: It's a sad day when misspeled headlines get green lighted. Of course that seems to be the way Fark is headed lately. For God's sake, how hard is it to spell church? How bad of a speller do you have to be to miss the CU? Was it stolen or something?

/extra sandy in the nether regions this mourning



Don't cry - that was pure smitty Au-someness...
 
2010-04-14 08:38:45 AM  
this happens periodically
 
2010-04-14 08:40:47 AM  
Thanks Bugdozer.

Thugdozer.
 
2010-04-14 08:44:43 AM  
thisDude: you'll never catch me coppers

You sound like a silicon.
 
2010-04-14 08:45:54 AM  
The nerd is strong in this thread
 
2010-04-14 08:45:55 AM  
this thread is such a bohr
 
2010-04-14 08:48:01 AM  
Cesium the day you wonderful submitter!
 
2010-04-14 08:53:35 AM  
Golden Ace: Potassium?

Yeah, that took me a moment, too.

Great headline.
Awesome Boobies
 
2010-04-14 08:56:42 AM  
Webb: Los Angeles, California. Some people rob for pleasure. Some rob because it's there. You never know. My name's Friday, I'm a cop. I was working the day watch out of robbery when I got a call from the Acme School Bell Company. There'd been a robbery.
Carson: There's been a robbery.
Webb: Yes, sir, what was it?
Carson: My clappers.
Webb: Your clappers?
Carson: You know, those things inside the bell that makes them clang.
Webb: the clangers?
Carson: Yeah, that's right, we call them clappers in the business.
Webb: A clapper caper.
Carson: What's that?
Webb: Nothing, sir. Now can I have the facts? What kind of clappers were stolen on this caper?
Carson: They were copper clappers.
Webb: And where were they kept?
Carson: In the closet.
Webb: Uh-huh. You have any ideas who might have taken the copper clappers from the closet?
Carson: Well, just when I fired a man, he'd swore he'd get even.
Webb: What was his name?
Carson: Claude Cooper.
Webb: You think...
Carson: That's right. I think Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers kept in the closet.
Webb: You know where this Claude Cooper is from?
Carson: Yeah, Cleveland.
Webb: That figures.
Carson: What makes it worse: They were clean.
Webb: Clean copper clappers?
Carson: That's right.
Webb: Why would you think Cleveland's Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?
Carson: Only one reason.
Webb: What's that?
Carson: He's a kleptomaniac.
Webb: Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?
Carson: My cleaningwoman, Clara Clifford.
Webb: That figures. Now let's see if I got the facts straight here:
Cleaningwoman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a
closet were copped by Claude Cooper, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?
Carson: One other thing.
Webb: What's that?
Carson: If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped
my clean copper clappers kept in the closet,
Webb: Yes?
Carson: I'll clobber 'im!
 
2010-04-14 09:00:39 AM  
ChuckECheese: I don't get it.

The chemical symbol for copper = Cu

B/c it was stolen in the story, subby removed the "c" and the "u" from the headline...

I know. It is stupid.
 
2010-04-14 09:03:02 AM  
way better than a church down the street from me that puts this on their electronic sign:

"CH _ _ CH: do you know what's missing??"

sigh.
 
2010-04-14 09:05:12 AM  
bump: ...
Carson: One other thing.
Webb: What's that?
Carson: If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped
my clean copper clappers kept in the closet,
Webb: Yes?
Carson: I'll clobber 'im!
Webb unholsters .38, coldcocks Carson, shoots him twice in the head, removes throwdown gun from back pocket, tosses it near the body.
 
2010-04-14 09:08:57 AM  
i123.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-14 09:11:45 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
Au au au au.

/lame joke is lame.
//but at least it's somewhat related!
 
2010-04-14 09:11:57 AM  
Way to make me look at the Periodic Table for the first time since ninth grade, subby.

You are full of win. So very, very full of win.
 
2010-04-14 09:14:36 AM  
Nice pun, subby.

Can I have my wallet back?
 
2010-04-14 09:15:33 AM  
golf clap...
 
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