They guy that named this business never listened to the Dr Demento show.

Walmart Clown Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvAj6qfmFQ (pops)

E-Trade Superbowl Ad w/ baby and clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJqnitjqpuM (pops)

"evil clown"? You said clown twice.

/You must love rape

Day_Old_Dutchie: They guy that named this business never listened to the Dr Demento show.

I always think of that when I see the name. "If the kids just love me back ♪ I'll never wear a frown!"

Clowns are scary in general, at least this makes it official. I think that this is actually a rather cool idea, as long as you're careful to only sic the evil clown on kids with strong personalities. The sorts of kids who hide in the corner at parties would probably be scarred for life.

ArkAngel: Do the children float?

Down here, we all float.

/just got done reading that book.

Not a clown, but still reminded me of this....

RatMaster999: Not sure if I'm terrified or turned on...

Female clowns = Freaky awesomeness. Fap.
Male clowns = AAA!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

/O, the duality.

All these evil (or stupid) clowns and no

Is the link farked or does the IT guy hate me?
Maybe I'm better off... The only thing scarier than clown is zombies.
Or zombie clowns.

Article rewritten below for accuracy.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be raped.
But Deville is not just an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.
He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the 'attack' involves being raped in the face.
'The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,' said Deville.
'The clown's one and only aim is to rape the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.'
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the 'hit', they are given a gun as a birthday present. Well, that's alright then.
The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don't fancy the cost of child therapy and rape counseling.
Deville said: 'The clown will break into a residence or show up at work. 'It's all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we step it up.
'But most kids absolutely love being raped senseless.'
Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films - possibly including Stephen King's It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space and Dateline's To Catch a Predator.
The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia - the irrational (irrational?) fear of clown rape.
But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. 'I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,' he added.
'Bringing a little bit of rape and laughter into kids' lives is what we are all about.'

Is there an American Branch I can call?

MarvelMe: Is the link farked or does the IT guy hate me?
Maybe I'm better off... The only thing scarier than clown is zombies.
Or zombie clowns.


/Approves

Wanna see something really scary?

THIS:




/An Idiot JUGGALO!

Fano: Jesus farking Christ who would hire a clown to joke about rape and murder with their children? I mean shiat we all joke about that stuff around here, and you can joke with your own kids about it I suppose, but hiring some dude to "pretend" that he's gonna rape your kids is 10 kinds of wrong.

Um...I'm guessing you didn't RTFA?

FTA: But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. 'I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,' he added.

'Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids' lives is what we are all about.'

I think it is weird, but kind of fun at the same time. I know a bunch of kidlets that would get a kick out of this.

Clowns and cats. Those two irrational fears are always fascinating to me, because the people who have them try to talk others into sharing the pain. I know clowns and cats creep some people out, but do not try to pass your hang-ups onto me. Otherwise, the phone will ring, and when you answer it, all you will hear is either Entrance of the Gladiators on a calliope, or the Meow Mix jingle.

Of course, that's not to say that there aren't thousands, nay, hundres of thousands of secret clowns out in the world. They may be your friends, family, that hot cheerleader that's been giving you the eye. But, when your back is turned, when you sleep, they look at you with painted smiles, white skin bright in the spotlight, baggy pants flapping in the breeze, giant squirting flowers dripping from lapels, and joins the filthy scarecrow in copying your movements. Can you hear the sloshing of the seltzer? The flopping of the big shoes? The rustling of the giant hairdos? Don't look back, the world will look as it always has, no sawdust, no tufts of cotton candy blowing away like a pink and yellow tumbleweed, no balloons, no pavillion tents. Some day, the pipe organ will play the march, and the tiny car will pull up to your house, and all the hidden clowns will rise up and you too, will become just another Bozo.....

By the way, cats hate clowns as much as you do.

KrispyKritter: frick clowns, frick them and their bastid step-children the mimes. and frick people who collect clownie chotchkes too. creepy as hell.

clowns molest children and livestock. then they get drunk and do weird shiat.

Couldn't afford the therapy, huh?

Hmmm...and they note "'Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids' lives is what we are all about.' " Sure thing!

Gridlock: Walmart Clown Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvAj6qfmFQ (pops)

E-Trade Superbowl Ad w/ baby and clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJqnitjqpuM (pops)

Came here for the Walmart commercial. Funny.

RatMaster999: Not sure if I'm terrified or turned on...

seek help

should have hired child clowns instead.

Yes, I know I'm late to the party....

DrBenway: WTF is that? Shakes wasn't available?

What?

What kind of ahole parents would do this !?!