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(Some Guy) Weeners India to measure population's penis sizes (safe for work)   ( divider line
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4119 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Oct 2001 at 9:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-01 09:19:53 AM  
When are they gonna figure out, it's not the size that counts but how you use it!
2001-10-01 09:20:17 AM  
"Yes can i have the extra small south indian sized condom please"
2001-10-01 09:34:31 AM  
I knew this one was going to show up when I read the newspaper this morning.
2001-10-01 09:39:43 AM  
Wow! That sure is a lot of peniseses to count.
2001-10-01 09:52:47 AM  
Measures have also been taken to end the misuse of condoms

Oh the humanity! Those poor deffensless condoms!
2001-10-01 09:56:51 AM  
Oh man I have a real nurse fetish! I'd love to have some hot nurse mesure me!
2001-10-01 10:05:07 AM  
data would be collected in a scientific method in which the length and width of each penis when fully erect will be recorded by digital camera.

I'm sorry, that's just too funny. All of the pics will probably show up on the Internet someday. I have to go register now.
2001-10-01 10:13:44 AM  
wonder when there gonna measure boobies
2001-10-01 10:20:41 AM  
I think they'll miss a few.
2001-10-01 10:52:51 AM  
Recorded by digital camera?? wtf?
I need a job measuring boobies with my hands for Victoria's Secret
2001-10-01 10:58:38 AM  
What a hilarious use of government money.

I'm more disturbed about the toy makers melting down condoms for the latex. Wouldn't it be screwed up if you were a little kid and you found out your toys used to be condoms?
2001-10-01 11:21:05 AM  
Thank god for weeners!!!!!
2001-10-01 11:26:50 AM  
Looks like China's got some competition in the population race.
2001-10-01 12:45:39 PM  
Hey Ray! If there was such a job, do you think roXet would be working as technical support for a local operated ISP.
2001-10-01 03:58:26 PM  
Link Hylia I think it's a great use of Government money. If African Gov't got thier citizens to use condoms and quit farking thier brother's wife we wouldn't have to send them so much money because they're all dying of aids. It's also a lot better then China's solution, which is killing at birth any children a couple has after the allowed two.
2001-10-01 07:37:20 PM  
Things must be REALLY boring in India right now.
2001-10-01 10:48:03 PM  
"Officials said around 450 million condoms, almost half the total number produced every year and distributed free of cost earlier, were also used to plug radiator leaks in vehicles or died[sic] to be sold as balloons to children"

Think of it: almost half a billion lil' pecker-shaped balloons bouncing around the Asian subcontinent.

Surreal, baby.

(yes, yes, yes, I know a lot are wasted on fixing radiators, but that doesn't quite give the same goofy mental image. It lacks the style of pecker balloons.)
2001-10-01 11:13:57 PM  
Homeless_need_help: Immagin if the radiator blew up? (ie: too much pressure on the condom and boom). Also, that would give a strong message for Indians to "Not Use you penis as a way to fix your radiator... *shudder* Who knows how many have tried with the level of inteligence some of them have...
2001-10-01 11:15:10 PM  
/me shoots himself with an HTML bazooka... (suprisingly this has never happend to me before).
2001-10-01 11:51:15 PM  
JustNoodle:"Not Use you penis as a way to fix your radiator... "


Oh, Geez. Heeheeheeheeheeee.
2001-10-01 11:53:49 PM  
I'm sure Sears sells some sort of Craftsman socket adapter for that.
2001-10-02 07:28:25 AM  
it said that there was a 15-20 percent failure rate. Damn! They must be recycling the ziplock bags or something
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