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(Reuters)   Girl-party orders stripper dressed as policeman. Real policeman knocks on door. Hilarity ensues   (reuters.com ) divider line
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2003-05-05 11:24:44 AM  
Hahahahahahaha
 
2003-05-05 11:25:28 AM  
Remind me to go buy a policeman costume...
 
2003-05-05 11:25:41 AM  
Oh, and "hen party"? wtf?
 
2003-05-05 11:26:11 AM  
Taking off his shoelaces???? WTF?
 
2003-05-05 11:26:15 AM  
a jewish stripper?
 
2003-05-05 11:26:49 AM  
cops make those kinds of housecalls too? wow.
 
2003-05-05 11:27:06 AM  
"stroking him" as in rubbing him, or "stroking him" as in stroking him?
 
2003-05-05 11:27:39 AM  
Boo Farkin Hoo
 
2003-05-05 11:27:55 AM  
I would of so taken advantage of that situation.
 
2003-05-05 11:29:34 AM  
Stebain: "Hen parties" are what they call bachelorette parties in England.

This article was hilarious.
 
2003-05-05 11:31:13 AM  
Next time a call a cop, I want them to come dressed like a hooker.
 
2003-05-05 11:31:31 AM  
An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy hen party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.

pink
 
2003-05-05 11:31:38 AM  
WTF? They're allowed to touch the stripper?
 
2003-05-05 11:32:21 AM  
I've never wanted to be a cop so bad before, until now.
 
2003-05-05 11:34:49 AM  
my headline - Israeli cop mistaken for stripper, starts shooting load at Palestiniansat party.


/am I a bad man?
 
2003-05-05 11:36:07 AM  
I swear i've heard this story before, years ago.
 
2003-05-05 11:36:20 AM  
05-05-03 11:31:13 AM I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma
Next time a call a cop, I want them to come dressed like a hooker.


[image from mediasetonline.com too old to be available]


/subtle
 
2003-05-05 11:36:32 AM  
05-05-03 11:31:38 AM Freak

WTF? They're allowed to touch the stripper?


The male strippers much less touchy about that. :-)
 
2003-05-05 11:36:34 AM  
first-- he was freed when his partner showed up...translation--he wasn't gonna stop the women, but then another cop came in and he figured he'd stop then.
2nd--05-05-03 11:31:38 AM Freak
WTF? They're allowed to touch the stripper?

i was able to do much touching to strippers in germany and italy, so it's possible the strippers are liberal in israel too
 
2003-05-05 11:37:53 AM  
GIS for "hen party:"

[image from frogrecords.co.uk too old to be available]
 
2003-05-05 11:38:38 AM  
DrunkenLimeyBastard: You officially owe me a new monitor for that reckless stunt you pulled.
 
2003-05-05 11:39:23 AM  
I saw this in a movie once. Or twice. Or..
 
2003-05-05 11:40:40 AM  
"The policeman showed the women his badge"

I'll bet he did, I'll bet he did. Nudge-nudge, know what I mean?
 
2003-05-05 11:41:23 AM  
TJ Hooker... Nice.
 
2003-05-05 11:41:40 AM  
AM Ditto
I would of so taken advantage of that situation.

i'm not trying to be an ass to you ditto, but i just want to take this time to point out something to many people i know. "would of" is NOT proper here. i see it a LOT from friends of mine and it is one of my few remaining grammar pet peeves (i was once a terrible grammar nazi, but i've lightened up greatly over the years). the proper wording would be "would have" or "would've"
 
2003-05-05 11:42:06 AM  
05-05-03 11:38:38 AM As_Much
DrunkenLimeyBastard: You officially owe me a new monitor for that reckless stunt you pulled.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitresses.
 
2003-05-05 11:42:41 AM  
Sounds too much like the story of the father in Israel who discovered that his daughter was a call girl. She came to service him and he had a heart attack.
Hmm...
 
2003-05-05 11:43:49 AM  
He ought to have waited for the handjob....
 
2003-05-05 11:44:56 AM  
Smegma -- I don't know about cops, but I usually come when I'm dressed as a hooker.

/not good... definately not good
 
2003-05-05 11:48:02 AM  
only in Jerusalem....
 
2003-05-05 11:50:39 AM  
If I were a cop-themed stripper, my name would be "Billy Club".
 
2003-05-05 11:58:51 AM  
You know he was pissed when his partner showed up to rescue him. Reminds me of that scene from the holy grail - "How about just a little spanking?"
 
2003-05-05 12:00:59 PM  
"You can't arrest me, you're a hooker!"

"I'm an undercover officer..."

"...Well then you shouldn't be hookin'!"
 
2003-05-05 12:01:15 PM  
No, no...it's just too perilous!
 
2003-05-05 12:02:16 PM  
haha, someone has seen "Days of Thunder".

"Son, rubbin' is racin'..."
 
2003-05-05 12:02:20 PM  
05-05-03 11:41:40 AM Bungle_jr

i'm not trying to be an ass to you ditto, but i just want to take this time to point out something to many people i know. "would of" is NOT proper here. i see it a LOT from friends of mine and it is one of my few remaining grammar pet peeves (i was once a terrible grammar nazi, but i've lightened up greatly over the years). the proper wording would be "would have" or "would've"


fark off.
 
2003-05-05 12:03:56 PM  
LaExpat

who was talking to you, anyway?

geez, some people are so touchy
 
2003-05-05 12:04:55 PM  
I wonder what happened with the real stripper showed?
 
2003-05-05 12:05:26 PM  
Need I say that if the tables had been reversed and guys had called a female cop and stripped her, hillarity would probably not have ensued.
 
2003-05-05 12:08:06 PM  
Jebus, haven't these women ever seen a single sitcom with more than one female character?

This invariably happens whenever there's a bachelorette party, and whoo-hoo, it's usually a laugh riot...
 
2003-05-05 12:08:46 PM  
Apeman12: Ain't that the truth!? I was having lunch with some guys in a booth, and in the middle of the room was some woman's birthday party celebration. They hired a male stripper. His ass was practically sitting in our pizza while he did his thing. If it was a guy's party and they hired a woman stripper to perform in an open party in a public restaurant, the real cops would probably be making a visit.

I don't really care that much about the whole stripper thing, but I hate that double standard.
 
2003-05-05 12:10:01 PM  
Dial 911 and make a cop come.
 
2003-05-05 12:10:15 PM  
Not as funny as the stripper incident in BACHLOR PARTY starring Tom Hanks.
 
2003-05-05 12:10:16 PM  
"We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril."
"I don't think I was."
"Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril."
"Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
"No, it's too perilous."
 
2003-05-05 12:15:40 PM  
Monty Python! Nice, Albinoman
 
2003-05-05 12:20:30 PM  
Bukharin

What was that guy's name, "Nick the Dick"?
 
2003-05-05 12:21:45 PM  
TrappedInBumpkinville

I almost lost my job with that remark. damn you and your twisted humor. DAMN YOU ALL!
 
2003-05-05 12:22:34 PM  

Dear Penthouse,

"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."
 
2003-05-05 12:22:52 PM  
Breaking up a Hen party? I guess Hamas finally has won.


/I've got nothing
 
2003-05-05 12:24:30 PM  
there are men that consistently pray for this sort of thing to happen, why would you want to stop it?

could have been one hell of a party!
 
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