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2003-05-05 01:21:23 PM
Ermmm....a "torch" is BritSpeak for a flashlight. Amusing title though, and neat nerd article.

3Horn
 
2003-05-05 01:56:31 PM
Yeah, I know, but I could not think of anything flashlight related that would be funny enough to have it actually make it to fark proper...

Maybe... IBM Builds world's smallest flashlight, still can't find keys........
 
2003-05-05 06:17:00 PM
Fark working on worst day of headlines EVAR.
 
2003-05-05 06:17:22 PM
What? No pictures?
 
2003-05-05 06:17:52 PM
Send some crack to your friends:

http://www.virtualcrack.com/



Pardon me while I go take a shiat.
 
2003-05-05 06:18:03 PM
Kpar90, definitely.
 
2003-05-05 06:21:24 PM
If this improved my ability to access porn, I'm all for it.
 
2003-05-05 06:21:48 PM
And in other news, the Foreign division of IBM located in Poland is reported to be working on a solar powered carbon nano tube torch.

/offending the Poles. (Sorry, tis but a joke)
 
2003-05-05 06:22:43 PM
Also in development, the world's largest boot, the world's heaviest lift.
 
2003-05-05 06:22:56 PM
Exactly what form of matter is light?
 
2003-05-05 06:24:04 PM
I thought Nanotubes were made out of buckminsterfullerene, not simple graphite. They're both carbon allotropes, but I thought BMFene was carbon-60, and graphite carbon-4?
 
2003-05-05 06:25:57 PM
IBM? Those farkers still in business?
 
2003-05-05 06:30:26 PM
well Shadeyboi, if they are using Graphite for their carbon, they are getting a much much much smaller little nanotube ;)... so if they got it down that small, probs to ibm.
 
2003-05-05 06:30:27 PM
Shadeyboi: Please administer yourself a healthy dose of the rocks in my earlier post.

Thank you,

MB
 
2003-05-05 06:30:56 PM
The first customer in line to buy...
 
2003-05-05 06:31:03 PM
Killerbird: You too :>)
 
2003-05-05 06:31:23 PM
Shadeyboi: don't question IBM! They and their science writers can do no wrong!

</Iraqi Information Minister>
 
2003-05-05 06:32:17 PM
Will this increase the possibility of everyone getting a flying monkey?
 
2003-05-05 06:32:37 PM
M.C.PeePants
Light isn't matter its energy. Though it characteristics of a particle.
 
2003-05-05 06:36:55 PM
Flashlight?

 
2003-05-05 06:38:23 PM
I'm with you 3horn

Not real torch = sad
article = cool
headline = exelent
 
2003-05-05 06:39:11 PM
am i on msnbc.com or fark.com, hard to tell with all the boring ass articles today
 
2003-05-05 06:39:38 PM
*sigh*

/Still no cure for cancer
 
2003-05-05 06:41:48 PM
KillerBird
Ah, ok. Hey, as long as it boosts my IBM stock.
 
2003-05-05 06:42:18 PM
Thanks, CatchrNdRy. I was just about to answer that for him. I just can't find enough time to Fark and work, lately.
 
2003-05-05 06:42:31 PM
Does heat affect the "density" of light?
 
2003-05-05 06:44:41 PM
All over the world, scientists are looking to replace silicon as the foundation for microchips, since most agree that in ten to 15 years, it will be extremely difficult to improve silicon chip performance. So-called "nanotubes," such as the new IBM torch, are thought to be a possible solution to the problem because they will effectively allow for microscopic chips to be built.

I wonder if the new chips will be built by picoDoozers?


/...down at Fraggle Rock.
 
2003-05-05 06:49:44 PM
CaptainGood
What? No pictures?

Actually, yes, they had an actual size picture in the article, which I reproduce here for your edification.
There, what do you think?
 
2003-05-05 06:51:40 PM
Apocalypso No prob, was slightly afraid of a flame war about the wave/particle nature. Thats Fark for ya.

M.C.PeePants Heat doesn't really affect light. Light at certain wavelengths can excite electrons releasing energy thereby causing heat.

For the most part there is no direct correlation.
 
2003-05-05 06:52:19 PM
WHY DOES THE OLDER SISTER FROM FAMILY TIES CONTINUE TO HAUNT ME FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF THE PAGE!!??!?

/nuthin
 
2003-05-05 06:52:57 PM
Contrary to half of Fark population I don't think she is that good looking. Though the Family Ties girl is.
 
2003-05-05 06:53:57 PM
Boy, nothing like letting someone with a high-school level understanding of science write a tech article.
 
2003-05-05 06:57:02 PM
Here are my 10 tips for designing a great website:

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5. Javascript mouse cursor that leaves trails: A Javascript mouse cursor shows that you control technology with a heavy hand. It also shows the reader that your parents probably take rat poison to make you go away. The more letters on the cursor, the better. That way you could move the cursor across the screen and the letters that follow the cursor around would take so long to catch-up to the cursor, the visitor would be so distracted he would be totally oblivious to your shiatty excuse for content!

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9. Pictures with Lens Flares: If you have photoshop, you should add 7,034 lens flares to all of your pictures of you or your friends "hanging out" or your mom putting on your bicycle helmet in preparation of you getting ready to eat your soup. Lens flares add a touch of class and screams to the user "I only know how to use one clichd filter!". It also gives the visitor the visual sensation of a litter of hungry kittens clawing their eyes out. Dont forget; the more lens flares, the longer your penis size.

10. Flow: Who needs petty things like "flow"? If you've followed all of my directions above, you probably have no flow and this will be the last page your visitors will ever visit because in the futility of exiting your site they ended-up stabbed themselves in the kidney with a pair of crayola-brand safety scissors.
 
2003-05-05 06:58:16 PM
Is it safe to assume that the "basic unit of light" smaller than the smallest discovered subatomic particle? (a quark, or whatever than implies...)

or do we even dare to assume something like that?
 
2003-05-05 06:59:39 PM
Sorry, CatchNdRy and Apocalypso, matter is energy. E=mc^2 isn't just a popular t-shirt decal. See my above comment.
 
2003-05-05 07:00:47 PM
well, I guess if light is a form of energy there IS no smallest particle...


sorry for the idiotic question.
 
2003-05-05 07:02:03 PM
M.C.PeePants, that question makes no sense.
 
2003-05-05 07:04:31 PM
Shadeyboi:
"I thought Nanotubes were made out of buckminsterfullerene, not simple graphite. They're both carbon allotropes, but I thought BMFene was carbon-60, and graphite carbon-4?"

I'm not sure if you mean isotopes, or what. Nanotubes, graphite, diamond, and fullerenes are (typically) all the same isotope of carbon, 12C. (The 12 should be superscript)

Graphite consists of continuous sheets of carbon in hexagons, so the number of atoms per sheet varies (but is typically huge)

Buckminster fullerene is called C60 by some because it has 60 carbon atoms, arranged in hexagons and pentagons, in exactly the same pattern as a soccer ball. There's also an egg-shaped ball-thing with 70 carbon atoms, called C70

The graphite sheets are typically flat, but can bend into tubes. (Technically, they don't "bend" into tubes, they have to form that way, but the tubes are long cylinders of six-membered carbon rings, with a half a fullerene at each end.

Both the tubes and the fullerenes are formed from graphite using voodoo, a strange catalyst, and high temperatures.

Oh, and diamond is a big network of tetrahedral carbon atoms forming a 3-d network.
 
2003-05-05 07:04:34 PM
I'm ashamed to say that interested me.
 
2003-05-05 07:06:53 PM
stupid brits, why can't they speak english like we do?
 
2003-05-05 07:07:41 PM
Thanks for the smug intellectual superiority Drredhook. I was waiting for someone to maek one.

Reading that very equation you quoted matter is only energy when at the speed of light.

Right now, I am describing things in more of a Newtonian than quantum level. (ie the heat vs luminescense)

M.C.PeePants Phrase your answer in the form of a question.

Are you asking whether or not photons are smaller than quarks?
 
2003-05-05 07:07:52 PM
Finally, a man of intelligence!
 
2003-05-05 07:08:14 PM
M.C. Peepants: There IS a smallest unit of light, known as a quanta. It's the basis for quantum physics and heisenberg and all that. Try google.
 
2003-05-05 07:12:07 PM
Matter and energy are convertable, and on a small scale, happen frequently.

High energy light (gamma rays) can turn into an electron and a positron (the electron's antiparticle).

Similarly, if an electron and positron combine, they turn back into energy.

And let's not forget nuclear fission and fusion, the energy there comes from a small amount of matter that is converted.
 
2003-05-05 07:15:19 PM
NightGyr are those new Battletech books that take place 400 years in the future any good?
 
2003-05-05 07:26:12 PM
I hate my job. .. just thought I would share that with you all.
 
2003-05-05 07:26:51 PM
Is it safe to assume that the "basic unit of light" is smaller than the smallest discovered subatomic particle?

-or-

Can light squeeze through the spaces between the smallest subatomic particle?
 
2003-05-05 07:27:20 PM
since I seem to have stumbled on a light-physics thread,
here's a question for you scientific farks- nobody's been able to answer it for me yet, especially the guys who sell these things....
Background: I'm building a small camera sled to take pictures from a lake bottom down to 85 feet. the current
cam I have has twenty IR LED's around the outside of it,
and it works spiffy in pitch dark on the surface.

Question: How much IR energy does water absorb? I'm
debating standard dive lighting on the sled, but
why bother if the IR lighting will suffice within about
five to ten feet of the camera...

/threadjack
 
2003-05-05 07:30:34 PM
In other words, Skiinstructor is looking for nessie.
 
2003-05-05 07:32:05 PM
Skiinstructor Perhaps I'm not answering it directly.

IR is just a wavelength of energy in the large spectrum of energy. For example like the color red is 400 nm, and say a microwave is like 2m. (dont quote me on the values)

So the question you want to ask, is what wavelength does water absorb at? You want to due a search on the absorption coefficient of water at certain lights or something.

I'm an engineer not a scientist. And I had bad grades in college so be forewarned.
 
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