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(Some Aussie)   Liz Hurley tries bumping uglies on an airplane. Passengers complain   (entertainment.news.com.au) divider line 126
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2003-05-05 11:37:54 AM
Feh! No pics....

Anyhow, that's why you should always fly Virgin...

3Horn
 
2003-05-05 12:49:06 PM
I'd bump uglies with her anywhere.
 
2003-05-05 12:53:05 PM
Liz Hurley can do WHATEVER SHE WANTS, ANYWHERE SHE WANTS....BACK OFF!!!
 
2003-05-05 12:54:44 PM
Ew.

And her boyfriend is orange.
 
2003-05-05 12:55:16 PM
Nothingyet I second that and you can vote for her here

http://www.dc101.com/poll/wwyd2003_16.php


/sorry no HTML skills.
 
2003-05-05 12:55:59 PM
Oh that link is safe for work.
 
2003-05-05 12:56:07 PM
man, I look so much better than her boyfriend. All I need now is 10 million dollars and I might have a shot with her.
 
2003-05-05 12:56:10 PM
People would pay good money for a good Liz Hurley ugly-bumpin' video. Why would they protest the live version?
 
2003-05-05 12:56:14 PM
First you couldn't bring guns on a plane. Then knives. Then nail files. And now the mile high club is off limits too? Fark it. I'm taking the train.
 
2003-05-05 12:56:18 PM
All-lit-up-again:
Dude, I will be voting (and Buckcherry kicks ass)
 
2003-05-05 12:56:46 PM
She's 37? Damn, I'd still hurl it.
 
2003-05-05 12:57:14 PM
They said "aeroplanes". Heh.
 
2003-05-05 12:57:15 PM
Hugh Grant REALLY blew it....
 
2003-05-05 12:57:20 PM

Somebody call Ripley's Believe it or Not ! This must be the first flight in history where Liz and her boyfriend were the only two heterosexuals on the plane ! Jeebus, I would pay good money to see Liz Hurley gettin' it on, and these people complained ? I would complain only if someone was blocking my view.


 
2003-05-05 12:58:18 PM
I'd bump it 'til she was ugly all over... not just, you know, down THERE.

/nothing
 
2003-05-05 12:58:40 PM
SkininkYeah, that would definetly beat the movie
 
2003-05-05 12:58:49 PM
Is that loser half-breed boyfriend of hers wearing a Nehru Jacket?

/have to cap on her boyfriend because I am a jealous asshole
 
2003-05-05 12:59:30 PM
yea, I'd bump her ugly, and bump her pretty too.
 
2003-05-05 12:59:35 PM
Liz Hurley = uber-babe

(but the word is she doesn't do oral)
 
2003-05-05 12:59:40 PM
that dude looks uber-greasy.
man, Lizzie gets passed around a lot.
 
2003-05-05 12:59:54 PM
What's bonking?

Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.


Name that movie!
 
2003-05-05 01:00:45 PM
two "uber" posts in 5 seconds?
uber-creepy.
 
2003-05-05 01:01:59 PM
Nobody could see exactly what Liz and her married millionaire lover were doing...

By married, I take it they mean married to someone other than Hurley?

Ahh the British:
A BA spokeswoman said: "We're delighted to see that British Airways' spacious flat beds in first class are being put to good use. It is a welcome example of how our unique flat beds offer not only great comfort, but room enough for two."
 
2003-05-05 01:02:21 PM
Who in there right mind wouldn't want to see her bumping uglies...she would need to be on top in those "flat-beds." THAT WOULD OF BEEN TERRIFIC!

BTW anyone fly in those? its more like 1/2 twin bed then a bed...
 
2003-05-05 01:02:46 PM
"Technically, they weren't breaking any rules apart from those of discretion. But first class passengers paying that sort of money don't really want to watch couples getting quite so close."

Hey, ya know what? If I were a single guy, and I were paying 'that sort of money', I think a live sex show starring Liz Hurley would be appropriate.

Had it been one of the.... er... more.... 'robust' ladies which occupy more than one seat.... well, let 'em go fark in business class. :)
 
2003-05-05 01:03:13 PM
A BA spokeswoman said: "We're delighted to see that British Airways' spacious flat beds in first class are being put to good use. It is a welcome example of how our unique flat beds offer not only great comfort, but room enough for two."

BA publicity doesn't miss a beat. Way to go guys.
 
2003-05-05 01:04:00 PM
TheFinger:

What is Four Weddings and a Funeral
 
2003-05-05 01:04:23 PM
Mrs. Hurley, did you bring enough for the rest of the class?
 
2003-05-05 01:05:47 PM
From the article: They were clearly two people in love.

You mean I gotta love a body before I fark it?
 
2003-05-05 01:07:06 PM
 
2003-05-05 01:07:15 PM
Mr Finger -- Is it Fletch?
 
2003-05-05 01:07:57 PM
See I knew they were TRUE!!!!

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me
I was sitting in first class on a transatlantic flight when...........
 
2003-05-05 01:08:41 PM
hey. i've done it.
mile high club rox0rs.

i wonder how they feel about stains in thier first class beds tho.
 
2003-05-05 01:08:43 PM
"Technically, they weren't breaking any rules apart from those of discretion. But first class passengers paying that sort of money don't really want to watch couples getting quite so close."

Wha???? Are you Farkin' kidding me? Hell, I'd pull up a chair and bring out some popcorn for this. What were these people thinking?

You gotta know it was some old blue-hair that didn't want her husband to start spoutin' Austin Powers quotes..."Do I make you feel HORNY?" for the rest of the trip...

"YEAH BABY! YEAH!"
 
2003-05-05 01:10:43 PM


As usual, the commoners. don't. understand. the experience. that is. first. class.
 
2003-05-05 01:11:16 PM
"...first class passengers paying that sort of money don't really want to watch couples getting quite so close."

Ummm, well then don't watch.
 
2003-05-05 01:11:25 PM
Bonk in the bedonkadonk
 
2003-05-05 01:12:01 PM
I would spank it.
 
2003-05-05 01:12:21 PM
Bass555: (but the word is she doesn't do oral)

Uhhhh....Yes she does. She saves that for guys she REALLY likes.
 
2003-05-05 01:12:39 PM
The rest of the plane should have gond all Sam Peckinpah on them and reenacted that scene from Straw Dogs...
 
2003-05-05 01:13:21 PM
uh, I would watch it
 
2003-05-05 01:14:42 PM
(and Buckcherry kicks ass)

Nothingyet

Ha your the first on to pic up on that so far I have been called a dirty hippie and a stoner and am far from it.
They are a great band.
 
2003-05-05 01:15:25 PM
Yes, the guy she was going to bump sure is ugly.

I bet he's good at that Kama Sutra mystical shiznit though.
 
2003-05-05 01:16:12 PM
05-05-03 01:07:57 PM Lucky_Day
See I knew they were TRUE!!!!

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me
I was sitting in first class on a transatlantic flight when..........


.... Liz Hurley started getting busy and some other passenger complained, at which point, Ms. Hurley stopped getting busy. The end.
 
2003-05-05 01:17:41 PM
Uhh huhheh, they said bonking. huhhuuhuh
 
2003-05-05 01:18:37 PM
I can't imagine why no one broke out their video camera
 
2003-05-05 01:18:47 PM
Hey young lady..

Keep it to yourself, unless you wish to share it with the rest of the class!

/raises hand
 
2003-05-05 01:19:08 PM
I'd 'cough' on her.
 
2003-05-05 01:19:11 PM
She gets AROUND. I bet she smells worse than the corpse flower.

/penicillin
 
2003-05-05 01:19:23 PM
She has no uglies. Only very good looking naughty bits.
 
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