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(More Magazine)   Dana Delany wants to be the female Clooney; you will, however, need to clear a considerable amount of your calendar for the epic sex marathons. (With smoking 53-year-old hotness)   (more.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, George Clooney, West Los Angeles, Dana Delany, sensitivity, newsstands, role models  
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2010-04-10 11:16:00 AM  
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2010-04-10 11:16:01 AM  
More power to her: she knows what she wants. That's farking sexy all by itself.

And hell yes, given the opportunity I would give her hours of pleasure in 30 second increments spaced out by 30 minute breaks.
 
2010-04-10 11:21:44 AM  
I love her attitude. :)
 
2010-04-10 12:10:13 PM  
Women the age and caliber of Dana are impressive. Too bad we don't seem to have any like her in Huntsville, Alabama. *sigh*
 
2010-04-10 01:47:42 PM  
I can fap to that.
 
2010-04-10 01:58:57 PM  
img139.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-10 02:00:23 PM  
I would disappoint that woman ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
 
2010-04-10 02:09:45 PM  

lobootomy: More power to her: she knows what she wants. That's farking sexy all by itself.


By the time most women figure out what they want, what most men want isn't them.

Unless, of course, they are Dana Delaney.
 
2010-04-10 02:10:03 PM  

AirForceVet: Women the age and caliber of Dana are impressive. Too bad we don't seem to have any like her in Huntsville, Alabama. *sigh*


Or anywhere, really. After about 30, you might as well fold up your penis and put it in storage.
 
2010-04-10 02:12:42 PM  
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.
 
2010-04-10 02:13:45 PM  
img641.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-10 02:19:05 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


Not so much as you think.

www.goldenstateautographs.com

thebsreport.files.wordpress.com

www.topnews.in

All images as hot as she is.

And here, so you don't have to: Dana Delaney GIS (new window)(Some NSFW...you know the ones i mean.)
 
2010-04-10 02:21:28 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


Not in the least.

Wrong again.

And thanks for the lulz...calling people intolerant and twits in the same sentence...simply tardtastic!
 
2010-04-10 02:30:51 PM  
I think I've found my new deal girl.

Normally I'd go for someone about 10 years younger, but I would reverse that policy for her.
 
2010-04-10 02:30:55 PM  
I would give her a sexing she would never forget...and probably be really disappointed in.
 
2010-04-10 02:34:47 PM  
glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.

Pfft. Like I listen to what a woman says anyway.
 
2010-04-10 02:35:26 PM  
http://stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/house_do_want.jpg
 
2010-04-10 02:36:35 PM  
stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com now with image goodness, sorry.
 
2010-04-10 02:37:10 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


Not that it has any bearing on my desire to nail her, but I decided to check into your claims...just to see if you're wrong, as usual.

She participated as a celebrity guest in fundraising events which support the rights of same-sex couples to marry.[86] In addition, she has supported Planned Parenthood. She attended the organization's 90th birthday celebration in New York City in 2006. Delany said: "It's hard to imagine where we'd be in this country had Margaret Sanger not founded that first clinic here in New York, 90 years ago."[87][88] She attended events sponsored by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.[89][90][91] link (new window)

Yup, nothing liberal about that stuff! She's practically Chuck Farking Norris!
 
2010-04-10 02:37:24 PM  

PizzaJedi81:
And here, so you don't have to: Dana Delaney GIS (new window)(Some NSFW...you know the ones i mean.)


The ones where she's sporting a thunderbush? I'd still hit it, not nearly enough of a Studman69.
 
2010-04-10 02:37:51 PM  
I can't say that I'd fulfill her sexual appetites, but I would sacrifice everything and everyone I hold dear for the opportunity to fail Dana Delany in bed.
 
2010-04-10 02:38:11 PM  
I would chick that wreck.

/did I do it right?
 
2010-04-10 02:41:07 PM  
Uh, YES PLZ.
 
2010-04-10 02:44:09 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


Ha! Look at her campaign contribution history and tell me how conservative she is.

Link (new window)
 
2010-04-10 02:45:36 PM  
She looks good in that pose. But if she were standing on her head, her boobs would be by her ears.
 
2010-04-10 02:53:07 PM  

thenateman: She looks good in that pose. But if she were standing on her head, her boobs would be by her ears.


I saw her on Castle the other day and she can flop her boobs all over me anytime she wants. She looks damn good for her age.
 
2010-04-10 02:54:16 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.



It looks like you are wrong about that, but even if you were right ...

As long as she wasn't a Michele Malkin-type stupid-con, that could add to the fantasy. We are in bed on a Sunday morning, with the NYT spread out between us. We exchange witty banter as we read out interesting articles to each other, and argue good-naturedly about the state of the union. She slides out of bed naked to pour two more mugs of coffee and laughs at me over her shoulder ...

Ummmm sorry gotta log off for a few. BRB.
 
2010-04-10 02:54:43 PM  

thenateman: She looks good in that pose. But if she were standing on her head, her boobs would be by her ears.


And fine earmuffs they would be!
 
2010-04-10 02:56:17 PM  

Brokenseas: As long as she wasn't a Michele Malkin-type stupid-con, that could add to the fantasy. We are in bed on a Sunday morning, with the NYT spread out between us. We exchange witty banter as we read out interesting articles to each other, and argue good-naturedly about the state of the union. She slides out of bed naked to pour two more mugs of coffee and laughs at me over her shoulder ...


Or she could put on the Sarah Palin glasses and show me what a strong, conservative woman she is.
 
2010-04-10 02:56:28 PM  

thenateman: She looks good in that pose. But if she were standing on her head, her boobs would be by her ears.


I'd be willing to test that theory.
 
2010-04-10 03:00:55 PM  
So, where are all the anti life-extension farkers now? Would it really be so bad if everyone looked (and *was*) much younger, not just those with the best genes?
/Consider Dana a proof of concept that aging is a program with variable results
 
2010-04-10 03:06:31 PM  
There already was a female Clooney, and she's hotter than that.

farm3.static.flickr.com

/pic is hot like Vera-Ellen.
 
2010-04-10 03:09:14 PM  
You just keep pretending you're "fulfilled" and "confident" while crying yourself to sleep at night over your lack of kids.
 
2010-04-10 03:27:11 PM  
I would submissively humble myself to her as she laid waste with tongue and lash to my body. I would worship the very dirt she treated me like. So No I would not hit but instead I would gratefully let her slam into me until I broke.

/off to watch Exit to Eden.
 
2010-04-10 03:28:36 PM  

bill4935: There already was a female Clooney, and she's hotter than that.


www.enquirer.com

/hot like she's not
 
2010-04-10 03:32:02 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


Now here's one thread that no douchebag can come in and politicize...oh. Nevermind.
 
2010-04-10 03:34:09 PM  
Dana Delany wants to be the female Clooney

So she's going to sell overpriced coffee machines?
 
2010-04-10 03:37:03 PM  

bill4935: There already was a female Clooney, and she's hotter than that.

/pic is hot like Vera-Ellen.


She WAS hotter than that. Clooney did not age nearly as well as Delaney.
 
2010-04-10 03:39:39 PM  

thenateman: She looks good in that pose. But if she were standing on her head, her boobs would be by her ears.


Her boobs aren't that big.
 
2010-04-10 03:44:34 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal.


So you're saying someone has already farked her brains out then.

I'd still hit it.

\Rent Exit To Eden. Now.
 
2010-04-10 03:53:41 PM  
www.more.com

That's 53? We live in good times my friends, good times.
 
2010-04-10 04:04:22 PM  
Is not hot. Never was hot. Never will be hot. Looks like a meth head.

DO NOT WANT

/ practicing my trolling
// was this good, or too obvious?
 
2010-04-10 04:06:29 PM  

MBA Whore: Is not hot. Never was hot. Never will be hot. Looks like a meth head.

DO NOT WANT

/ practicing my trolling
// was this good, or too obvious?


just a bit.
 
2010-04-10 04:23:47 PM  

Sabyen91: Ha! Look at her campaign contribution history and tell me how conservative she is.


Interesting link...thanks.

Back to the topic in question...

i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-10 04:25:47 PM  
She had me with the eyes.... siiiiiiiiigh.

Everything else is a bonus.
 
2010-04-10 04:31:40 PM  

VictorOfBorge: She had me with the eyes.... siiiiiiiiigh.

Everything else is a bonus.


fixed it for you.
 
2010-04-10 04:34:04 PM  

glassa: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but she's not liberal. That'll kill the fappishness for a lot of you intolerant twits.


political trolling the farking Showbiz tab?

get farked tool.
 
2010-04-10 04:35:58 PM  

BumpInTheNight: That's 53? We live in good times my friends, good times.


Just imagine the day when we put 0.1% of GDP into life extension and anti aging research.
 
2010-04-10 04:39:48 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: BumpInTheNight: That's 53? We live in good times my friends, good times.

Just imagine the day when we put 0.1% of GDP into life extension and anti aging research.


I expect this to coincide with the election of the US's first female president, just a hunch. ;)
 
2010-04-10 04:56:28 PM  
Yup, still hot.
 
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