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(Entertainment Weekly)   More than you ever wanted to know about twelve commercial stars, and...wait, I'm sorry, Flo the Progressive lady is forty? What the hell? She doesn't look a day over thirty   (ew.com) divider line 135
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2010-04-10 12:01:45 AM  
Flo is my muse, my heart, my wonderment at the beauty of a woman who looks like a geek woman grown up with a makeup job a teenager would consider amateur.

I would do everything to that woman. I would wreck that chick.
 
2010-04-10 12:05:57 AM  
slideshow warning
 
2010-04-10 12:11:30 AM  
She totally looks to be 40 to me. Sure, she's cute, but I know plenty of much hotter (nad younger lookin) 40+ women.
 
2010-04-10 12:17:51 AM  
lobootomy: Flo is my muse, my heart, my wonderment at the beauty of a woman who looks like a geek woman grown up with a makeup job a teenager would consider amateur.

I would do everything to that woman. I would wreck that chick.


Ditto. I could really go for a threesome with her and the AT&T "milky minutes" MILF
 
2010-04-10 12:30:51 AM  
y'know who else is over 40?

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-10 12:35:50 AM  
i50.photobucket.com

Now that's thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!
 
2010-04-10 12:41:17 AM  
BlackCat23: y'know who else is over 40?

img.photobucket.com


and she's a natural blonde.
 
2010-04-10 02:02:12 AM  
SilentStrider: BlackCat23: y'know who else is over 40?

img.photobucket.com

and she's a natural blonde.


Yeah, i know. But last time i posted a picture of her blonde and without the goth-ish makeup, everyone went "Who's that?"

figured it'd work better for clarity
 
2010-04-10 02:27:13 AM  
Ahem (new window)
 
2010-04-10 03:07:45 AM  
I love Abby, would run over Flo with a truck. Go figure.
 
2010-04-10 03:54:50 AM  
Sure they listed the Orbit gum girl but what about the "cootie queen, lint licker" ladies?
 
2010-04-10 04:34:31 AM  
People who pay this much attention to commercials are part of the problem.
 
2010-04-10 04:50:28 AM  
Herb Utsmelz: Ahem (new window)

*breaks bottle*

SHE'S MINE, YOU HEAR?! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!
 
2010-04-10 04:55:14 AM  
BlackCat23: y'know who else is over 40?

Ugh, her hair is pulled so tight it forms a "Y" on her skull.

/Oh shut up, you guys made similarly shallow cracks about my beloved Nicole Sullivan
 
2010-04-10 04:56:02 AM  
Mugato: People who pay this much attention to commercials are part of the problem.

I've probably seen those commercials a hundred times and wouldn't recognize that lady if I saw her on the street. Who pays attention to those things? If you asked me which brand of car I just saw a commercial for 10 seconds ago I wouldn't be able to tell you.
 
2010-04-10 05:28:22 AM  
browntimmy: Mugato: People who pay this much attention to commercials are part of the problem.

I've probably seen those commercials a hundred times and wouldn't recognize that lady if I saw her on the street. Who pays attention to those things? If you asked me which brand of car I just saw a commercial for 10 seconds ago I wouldn't be able to tell you.


The only reason most people know her is because Progressive plays 'em two at a time with every commercial break. It's not a knock on her, of course...anything that plays way too damn much gets absorbed into the public consciousness.

/I wish my actress was big enough to be farked up 'round here.
//I'd say her name, but everyone would go "Who the fark is she?"
///Yes, I am saying she's too obscure for Fark.
 
2010-04-10 05:49:11 AM  
what the hell...people find her attractive?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-04-10 06:22:39 AM  
I hate her!
 
2010-04-10 07:06:12 AM  
lobootomy: Flo is my muse, my heart, my wonderment at the beauty of a woman who looks like a geek woman grown up with a makeup job a teenager would consider amateur.

I would do everything to that woman. I would wreck that chick.


I'm glad it's not just me.
 
2010-04-10 07:15:19 AM  
I like Flo, but I don't spend much time staring at her. More of an attractive personality.

/started reading the rest of the list, meh, don't care about them.
 
2010-04-10 07:24:04 AM  
Those commercials are awful and even worse it's annoying when you think about the sort of bank she's pulling down from all the radio and television air play.

Besides "Progressive Flo" should be a character selling tampons or something.
 
2010-04-10 07:52:07 AM  
My Two year-old wandered through the TV room while a progressive ad was on. He asked, "What's that pretty lady talking about, Daddy?"
I think he has good taste.
celeb-next.com
/GIS returns a crap-ton of rule 34- most of it involving Erin e-surance
 
2010-04-10 08:06:29 AM  
I have a big thing for Erin E-surance and i have a crush on her as well so it is not just physical.

// yes i know she is a cartoon
// SHE IS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!
 
2010-04-10 08:07:39 AM  
BlackCat23: y'know who else is over 40?

She looks about 45. I hate when old hags try to dress like they are 14. Just like the cast of Sex and the City.
 
2010-04-10 08:20:07 AM  
Nemo's Brother: BlackCat23: y'know who else is over 40?

She looks about 45. I hate when old hags try to dress like they are 14. Just like the cast of Sex and the City.


You shut your whore mouth about Abby.
 
2010-04-10 08:54:09 AM  
Dagmar Midcap is over 40.

A beautiful beautiful 40.

www.sundaypaper.com


GIS (new window)
 
2010-04-10 09:04:56 AM  
I was watching the remake of The Heartbreak Kid (the one with Ben Stiller, and no, there was nothing else on) the other day, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw Progressive Flo in there. She wasn't caked with make-up like in the commercials, but it was odd to see her in that.

/she was about the only redeeming feature of that film
 
2010-04-10 09:06:13 AM  
Godf*ckingdammit and I just read the article. First f*cking sentence.
 
2010-04-10 09:09:38 AM  
I used to be ashamed of my secret "Flo" crush, but now I can finally feel free to express myself!

/She is also a stand-up comedienne.
 
2010-04-10 09:26:22 AM  
I definitely have a huge crush on the AT&T mom. I think it's clear she needs to leave her fictional family that doesn't appreciate her for me.

/I would never waste your rollover minutes, honey
 
2010-04-10 09:34:43 AM  
My other secret TV crush:
files.coloribus.com
 
2010-04-10 09:44:53 AM  
Because she's got a pound of makeup on. And she's not funny.
 
2010-04-10 09:56:40 AM  
devilskware: Because she's got a pound of makeup on. And she's not funny.

pound of makeup is meant for her character, she is take home to mom material naturally though, not over the top hot, but not too bad.

I like Sonic lady also :)
 
2010-04-10 09:57:44 AM  
I hate that AT&T rollover minute lady. She's better now that they have softened her up a little bit, but that one quintessential one where she doesn't say anything and just stares at her kid in the backseat for sassing her...

It's the same damn look my mother STILL gives me when I tell her something she doesn't like, like how she should take the heart trouble and passing out as a sign that maybe she should stop smoking. Just a dead eye stare that drills to the back of your farkin' head.

So yeah, apologies to the poster above, but I have a real hard time finding anything sexy about her. She is not only reminding me of my mother, but making me feel like an abject failure at the same time.
 
2010-04-10 09:59:52 AM  
Anyone in Canada notice the goofy redhead in the Kraft cheese commercials? Her voice is a bit hoarse? Anyone know who I'm talking about?
 
2010-04-10 10:13:56 AM  
Did anyone notice that the title says "12 Commercial Stars: Meet 'em!" yet there only 10 in the slideshow.
 
2010-04-10 10:15:13 AM  
Cyberluddite 2010-04-10 12:11:30 AM She totally looks to be 40 to me. Sure, she's cute, but I know plenty of much hotter (nad younger lookin) 40+ women.
===============================================

I'm not sure where the hell you hang out, but it must be awesome.
 
2010-04-10 10:17:09 AM  
BlackCat23 2010-04-10 12:30:51 AM y'know who else is over 40?
===========================================

When her hair is down, she looks 40.

When her hair is up like that... she looks like she's about 25.

/Amazing.
 
2010-04-10 10:20:35 AM  
She doesn't look a day over thirty-nine

FTFY, subby.
 
2010-04-10 10:25:08 AM  
"Flo" was also in a Glade commercial where she was pregnant in a yoga class at a snooty woman's home. The way she bent over, I would hit it so hard, I would be the baby daddy retroactively.

/bring back the Overstock gal!
//also the replacement was cute
///Flo-Erin slash?
 
2010-04-10 10:31:00 AM  
Adore Flo.

/where's the crazy NetFlix mom?
 
2010-04-10 10:44:13 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: "Flo" was also in a Glade commercial where she was pregnant in a yoga class at a snooty woman's home. The way she bent over, I would hit it so hard, I would be the baby daddy retroactively.

/bring back the Overstock gal!
//also the replacement was cute
///Flo-Erin slash?


Is this the one?
New Glade commercial featuing Dori Kelly (new window)

Because if it is, then I concur.

/You take the "v". I'll take the "a".
 
2010-04-10 11:03:37 AM  
Either Flo or the Glade lady and I would be happy. Both, and I would be very happy. Both at the same time...beyond very happy.
 
2010-04-10 11:16:06 AM  
"Progressive Flo" is also Tom's sloth-like wife on "Tom Goes To The Mayor"
 
2010-04-10 11:21:29 AM  
I guess she's attractive... in a 'slap her to get her to STFU' kinda way
 
2010-04-10 11:22:34 AM  
Herb Utsmelz: Ahem (new window)

I hate her so much!!!!
 
2010-04-10 11:25:41 AM  
Damn.


You Farkers like some butt-ugly women.


The Sonic Drive Thru Hag? The Progressive Insurance creepy biatch?


Ya'll need to get out more.
 
2010-04-10 11:26:19 AM  
HallasHell: Did anyone notice that the title says "12 Commercial Stars: Meet 'em!" yet there only 10 in the slideshow.

Two of the slides involve two commercial stars.
 
2010-04-10 11:26:46 AM  
HallasHell: Did anyone notice that the title says "12 Commercial Stars: Meet 'em!" yet there only 10 in the slideshow.

No, I didn't notice that. I did notice that of the ten slides, two had two people in them.
 
2010-04-10 11:29:44 AM  
Landfill: My personal favorite the lady in the Rosetta Stone commercial.

Lesley Ann Machado


She's a living bobblehead. Rolls her neck every sentence.
 
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