It's just not the same without being put into a rap song..

If this had been an actual news organization, it wouldn't have ended up on Fark.

Test threadjack.

I guess they've outsourced that nuclear warning thing.

simpsonfan: This is only a test. If this had been an actual AP story, you would be instructed to click the link, submit it to FARK with a better headline, and await comments.

If this had been an actual Fark comment, you would be compelled to quote the user and either say you submitted this link with a better headline or make a snarky comment that is tangentially related to the original.

Bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If this had been an actual emergency you would be dead.

Is this Twilight zone or Outer limits

And the AP fails yet another test.

I didn't bring my pencil...

i only have a #3 pencil......

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I think that article was completely slanted to make Obama look good. Farkin liberal media.

test boobies

are they fbxrd?

A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

MC3: A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

I just seen Stacy Dash on a Miller lite TV ad. HAWT
/Sorry to thread jack

Had this been an actual AP story, the president's butt would be freshly moistened with the distinct impression of Jennifer Loven's lips.

"This has been a test of the Associated Press. If this had been an actual Associated Press article, you would have been instructed what website to go to in your area for news and official information."

Wow, this is too pointless even for pointless dominated Fark.

This is a test of the associated press
I must confess I've been staring at your tits
With all the other journalists saying I'm the best
When I post an article it's like I'm taking the SATs
Have you seen the stupid crazy threads?
This shiat is making you look underclothed.
See my vest see my vest my associated vest
I'm dark and hairy like you're moms gorilla ass
I'm weird I turn heads and I'm addicted to pez
This is a test of the full court motha farkin associated press

Ya know, I think there's a FAIL tag for occasions like this. Sure, the article worked, but they probably didn't mean for it to go live. I am disappoint in you're tagged.

drjekel_mrhyde: MC3: A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

I just seen Stacy Dash on a Miller lite TV ad. HAWT
/Sorry to thread jack

I saw that last nite... she looks as smokin as ever.

hi, I was just reading this and i was "101U0U010^%^$&^%&^%&$^&%^&%&$UT1 CYBORG CYBORG PENIS

Someone tell em it didn't work. I didn't get any tele-dildonic APnews action AT ALL.

Maybe mine's busted?

Hatefulness, Hatefulness

/still remember that day

This page is a test of associated press
An incredible lit'rary journal
Where letters are combined into syllables
At a temp'rature of dozens of degrees

This is a post by BDR459.

Can I use this thread to say ass?

OK, great.

ASS

smooshie: An AP test? Dangit, I forgot to study! I hope there's no essay.

I was told there wouldn't be any news...

puuukeey: This is a test of the associated press
I must confess I've been staring at your tits
With all the other journalists saying I'm the best
When I post an article it's like I'm taking the SATs
Have you seen the stupid crazy threads?
This shiat is making you look underclothed.
See my vest see my vest my associated vest
I'm dark and hairy like you're moms gorilla ass
I'm weird I turn heads and I'm addicted to pez
This is a test of the full court motha farkin associated press

So tell me, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test, did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosylabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?

This is only a test. The internet journalists of your area, in voluntary cooperation with the FCC and other authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual article you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information.

This is a test of the Associated Press. Please listen to the following instructions.

Please buy Associated Press products often, or we will in fact kill this puppy.

Also, please proceed to your designated safety area, as we will begin carpet-bombing your town until our sales quotas are satisfied.

That is all.

EviLincoln: How exactly are we supposed to stay on topic given the material?

When I'm in doubt I just post pics of hot women.

Headline goes here.

Would've found this thread funnier... if AP hadn't have laid me off last August.