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(Miami Herald)   Nude flight takes off from Miami. Newspaper writer exceeds acceptable pun limit   ( divider line
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2003-05-04 11:00:22 AM  
No mile high clubbing? Not worth $499 then.
2003-05-04 01:49:53 PM  
i bet that flight smelled great.
2003-05-04 01:53:41 PM  
What the hell is that picture all about? Does that guy have manboobs? Why is he brown from the neck down? Argh! It makes no sense!
2003-05-04 02:05:43 PM  
I think hes wearing a bra.
2003-05-04 02:06:39 PM  
needs more pictures.
2003-05-04 02:06:46 PM  
The problem with nudist is that it's usually a bunch of people you probably don't want to see naked in the first place.
2003-05-04 02:09:02 PM  
After 9/11, I didn't have any cancellations, [...] Makes sense. After all, where could you conceal a weapon?

Please. Am I so perverted that the answer(s) are obvious?
2003-05-04 02:09:10 PM  
But the question remains....are there in-flight, complimentary nuts?

/couldn't resist.
2003-05-04 02:11:05 PM  
Ewwwwww, the man in that picture just made me vomit. He looks like a monkey. ~hurl~
2003-05-04 02:11:13 PM  
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2003-05-04 02:12:03 PM  
Newspaper writer??

What the fark ever happened to reporters?
2003-05-04 02:12:55 PM  
Wrong thread mods. Please delete my previous. Sorry and Thanks.
2003-05-04 02:13:19 PM  
Nudists are usually people you wouldn't want to see naked anyway...

...Most most of the women I have seen on the beaches are about as attractive as Vic Tayback
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... while most of the men resemble Micheal Moore.

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2003-05-04 02:13:28 PM  
The first flight is one thing, but can you imagine having to take a seat on, oh, say the 50th flight....after 49 other people have had your chair....

2003-05-04 02:14:41 PM  
Yum, fat ugly white people. Remind me NOT to charter this flight. I can get naked with/without the woman of my choice in my own home for a LOT less.
2003-05-04 02:14:51 PM  
Why is it that these people have to do everything naked?
Can't they just stay in their own places?
2003-05-04 02:15:51 PM  
I think that this charter company needs to merge with Hooters Air. Then things would get interesting.
2003-05-04 02:16:01 PM  
I believe the term 'reporter' implies information will be supplied where as 'newspaper writer' means, well, anything. A Monkey can (does?) write *somthing* that could then be put into a publication.

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2003-05-04 02:18:34 PM  
What about the bathroom?

No matter how much you shake and dance the last two drops always go in .. Son of a !!!
2003-05-04 02:20:26 PM  
I always had the same impression of things like the Hedonism resorts.. just because people are nekkid and farking, doesnt mean you want to see them nekkid or fark them. Usually it means you want to burn your eyes with acid and wash yourself with steel wool. By and large, people are ugly.
2003-05-04 02:21:22 PM  
My mind gets taken back just a couple of weeks when there were a couple of stories...
The passenger who got the flight rerouted because he flashed his particular weiner on a flight...
The pilots who added new meaning to the word 'cockpit' when both of them were found to be in a state of somewhat partial undress..

I think that the people involved in those stories were probably *well on the wrong flight* and should've boarded *THIS* flight instead...

/making sense for once and doing the maths to prove it!
2003-05-04 02:21:35 PM  

The problem with nudist is that it's usually a bunch of people you probably don't want to see naked in the first place.

so true.....
2003-05-04 02:21:43 PM  
Nude beaches can be hit and miss. Usually miss, though. I remember a topless beach in Cuba. There were one or two really good looking women, and about two dozen 60-year-old German women who looked like they weighed about 250 pounds. Ugghh...
2003-05-04 02:21:54 PM  
Was FLA_Chickie there?
2003-05-04 02:24:16 PM  
I would bet that they have slipcovers for the chairs or something, so people aren't putting their bare asses where someone else's has been. Even nude resorts make people carry a towel around to place under them when they sit.

I would probably take a flight like this if it were cheaper than others, but I certainly wouldn't pay more for it! Nudism sounds fun, but not practically could be dangerous for a person whose skin color is best described as "alabaster" (or "corpselike" if you're less charitable).
2003-05-04 02:29:51 PM  
This is the wave of the future. If everyone was naked (ok, bikini maybe) you wouldn't need metal detectors etc. (Like they said).
2003-05-04 02:30:30 PM  
nice ... two 50 year old lesbians who just got married ... yeah, i'm sure i want to see those 2 naked ...
2003-05-04 02:30:33 PM  
Also, nudism is pretty stupid if you live in Canada. It's one thing if you live in a place where the temperature never drops below freezing, but there are times when exposed skin freezes in like 2 minutes up here during the winter. Trust me, that wouldn't be pleasant.
2003-05-04 02:32:13 PM  
Picture your fellow passengers on normal flights, now picture them nude. /here's a brillo pad to scrub your brain.
2003-05-04 02:34:27 PM  
I wonder if the no-clothes rule also applies to the *ahem* cockpit

Anyhoo, it sounds like it'd be a blast to fly nude except for one drawback: I've been to a few nude events before, and if the flights have the same demographic, it'd bet there's about 90% are flabby 60-year old guys with white hair on their backs, maybe 2-3 really fat (300#) women, and maybe one really hot babe to help lure the others onto the flight. One plus is that the only place a terrorist could hide a box cutter is up his butt and if the plane hit some turbulence, things could get highly amusing.

Another consideration: I inherited the classic phobia about being in an accident with dirty underwear; I'd imagine that phobia would be much more intense flying nude on an airplane. What if there were an accident, and they discovered that your charred corpse had no clothes on? Think of the embarassment--that is, if you were alive or somethin'...
2003-05-04 02:34:31 PM  
I'm assuming that the limit is zero?

2003-05-04 02:35:17 PM  

Might need this too.

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2003-05-04 02:35:32 PM  
should be "florida"
2003-05-04 02:37:55 PM  
hopefully they burn the seats afterwards
2003-05-04 02:38:21 PM  
What? No good pictures?
2003-05-04 02:38:54 PM  
lol, psycat! my dad always talks about the whole clean underwear thing, and how his parents always told him to have a clean pair on in case of emergencies. he only passes it down to me as a joke, thankfully enough, especially since my mother told me not to go 'hill-hopping' (in a city with almost no hills). whenever i try to tell anyone that, they dont get it... guess clean underwear is going out of style?
2003-05-04 02:38:56 PM  
I wonder if the in flight movie is, "The John Wayne Bobbit Story" ?
2003-05-04 02:45:27 PM  
Any ties to the new Hooter's airlines? Why is there a nude airlines anyway? If you don't like what you see, your stuck looking at it until you land.
2003-05-04 02:57:45 PM  
try walking past a nudist beach in New Jersey -

Vinnie and Tiffani on their Golds Gym beach towel trying to get it on whilst 50 or so sweaty guys lying around them slying trying to get a peak. With the occational topless marketing executives giggling like babbons that they've got their boobs out - complete with the 'we swum too far' gang of teenage kids in the water.
2003-05-04 02:58:01 PM  
The Ouroborus says:
hopefully they burn the seats afterwards

ewww. I hadn't even thought about that until I saw your post. Thank you for ruining any flight I may ever have at anytime in the future.
2003-05-04 02:58:06 PM  
Sounds like a good opportunity for a "Discusting Go's Wild" video
2003-05-04 02:59:40 PM  
my personal favorite was the 2 that rv-ed naked across the country. can you imagine getting pulled over by the cops in a really conservative area. and i wonder how many accidents they've caused????
2003-05-04 03:03:46 PM  

Alabaster or corpse-like describes me too so I'd also avoid this kind of trip as a consideration to my fellow humans. But then this whole thing is catching, here in London we've had a couple of oddly shaped mass fleshfests in recent weeks - outside Saatchi's and inside Debenhams.

Usually people who should not be seen naked too.
2003-05-04 03:04:16 PM  
The whole "not people you want to see nude" thing is so true. This summer I'm going to Santa Barbara for the first time and there is a clothing optional beach right near where I am staying, it sounds like fun but every time I try to envision it I just know its going to be like HBO's "Real Sex" which has some of the fattest, grossest, hairiest people I've ever seen. scary.
2003-05-04 03:19:40 PM  
Did someone say fat, hairy, disgusting guy naked?

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2003-05-04 03:21:02 PM  
The writer asked,"...what do nudists pack anyway?" Heh heh heh. Pack...
2003-05-04 03:21:48 PM  
what's worse, a fat naked man, or a skinny potbellied and wrinkled man?
2003-05-04 03:22:53 PM  
Come on then love, drop 'em.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to land. Please return the stewardess to her original upright position.
2003-05-04 03:26:21 PM  
biatchqueen, I think what's worse is your question.

2003-05-04 03:27:27 PM  
"Please return the stewardess to her original upright position." lmao, InternetSecurityGuard!
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