Check out his site (link in article). A lot of what he's done is body painting... but to a higher degree. It looks ridiculous, but some of the art work is pretty cool in and of itself.

I'm surprised that Gene Simmons isn't already selling an officially licensed Kiss head painting kit.

That crap would just get tangled in my head beard.

/Approves

I for one, like it.

Women can suck my cock and take money out of my wallet, and not suck my head and take money from my... head? WTF?

Wonder if they make a matching one for the head down below? :/

/unimpressed

sassynstubborn2: Wonder if they make a matching one for the head down below? :/

Yes they do,

I am one of the first customers if you would like to see ;)

/How you Doin'?
//Nice Booty shot!

Do not block light from the solar-powered sex machine. The solar-powered sex machine requires 6 to 8 hours of direct or indirect light per day. The solar-powered sex machine operates best at temperatures between 60F and 79F (16C-26C).

Uh, anyone up for gettin' chased around the room by a drunken chic with rhinestone & stud setter?

I pissed so hard I flew around the room.
This has to be a joke, right? He's got the ears for bald, so why fight it?

Penis goes here NOM NOM NOM!!!

/looks like it doesn't get much more flaming than Phil

So, he skinnned an armadillo & turned it into a toupee?

The ghey, he has it - maybe doesn't know it, but it is strooonng.

I'd do him.

Tribett says you're doing it wrong

Alright, I was going to post a picture of the guy from "Fifth Element" but while I was looking for one, I found this horrific NSFW image of Leeloo instead. (new window)

"Brave"?? Is that what they are calling it nowadays? When will they make up their god damn minds and settle on a term???

Buster?

Problem solved

According to the Old Testament's Book of Kings, a pair of children taunted Elisha for his "bald head." Corporal punishment being what it was in those days, Elisha called on God to take revenge on his behalf. In a possible overreaction, the Lord summoned forth "two she bears" who came roaring out of the forest "and tare forty and two children of them."

Dang! God's pretty hardcore!

actual verses...

2 Kings

2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

OBBN: lerry: Alright, I was going to post a picture of the guy from "Fifth Element" but while I was looking for one, I found this horrific NSFW image of Leeloo instead. (new window)

Knew better, but had to click. That image will be burned into my brain for most of this evening. Thanks, thanks alot.

I think there's a guy in the background naked painted like a tiger.

"The brave man's solution to baldness"

This caption must belong with a different picture.

lerry: Alright, I was going to post a picture of the guy from "Fifth Element" but while I was looking for one, I found this horrific NSFW image of Leeloo instead. (new window)

I have been misled. Don't click!



...and...

/won't fall off!

FTFA: "She was smiling at me - she just loved it. The adults mainly stare in complete amazement."

Um, that's not amazement, dickwad.

called him an amateur.

/oh and I'd bang the chick in the Leeloo outfit btw.

I myself am a fan oh Hair Alternative Technology

/Mike piazza's bald?
//man show reference for thoes who are slow

I mean...at least he isn't permanently tattooing stuff on his head. At least this way he can take it off, go au natural when needed, and then when it's time to party...stick on some paint and glitter and get hia fab on.

SuperNinjaToad: According to the Old Testament's Book of Kings, a pair of children taunted Elisha for his "bald head." Corporal punishment being what it was in those days, Elisha called on God to take revenge on his behalf. In a possible overreaction, the Lord summoned forth "two she bears" who came roaring out of the forest "and tare forty and two children of them."

Dang! God's pretty hardcore!

actual verses...

2 Kings

2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Maybe it's worth believing afterall, I mean, if you can pray down a smiting like that. Or do you have to be a prophet to have that direct connection to the almighty smity?

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

FTFA: the Lord summoned forth "two she bears" who came roaring out of the forest "and tare forty and two children of them."

I remember that part simply because my friend used the Bible for rolling paper and would real out loud what was written on each page each day.

The she-bears had us rolling on the floor. It was awesome.

/she-bears, they're amazing