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2010-04-09 06:03:58 AM
Will she be naked?
 
2010-04-09 06:24:13 AM
www.beauty-of-shania-twain.com

She is so beautiful I don't really care if she's not naked.
 
2010-04-09 06:45:12 AM
Id hit it.

Extra rough because rednecks annoy me.
 
2010-04-09 07:22:48 AM
blogs.sltrib.com
 
2010-04-09 07:23:49 AM
MOTHER OF GOD.


/this girl can really fill out a sport sock.
 
2010-04-09 07:24:02 AM
The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point. Post a pic of one of the country's most beautiful exports.

www.billcasselman.com

The debate that follows would be far more entertaining.

/she makes me proud to be Canadian
/and by that I mean I'd really like to have sex with her
 
2010-04-09 07:27:36 AM
knumbersix: The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point. Post a pic of one of the country's most beautiful exports.

I perfer Sarah MacLachlan for music, but they're both hotties.
 
2010-04-09 07:29:37 AM
I'd come on her back.
 
2010-04-09 07:30:05 AM
Alphax: knumbersix: The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point. Post a pic of one of the country's most beautiful exports.

I perfer Sarah MacLachlan for music, but they're both hotties.


Agreed. But I really wasn't talking about Shania's music.
 
2010-04-09 07:34:36 AM
I'll probably watch it once or twice, too, her new reality show, just to see if there's anything that needs to go in the spank bank.
 
2010-04-09 07:34:51 AM
Good morning.

img2.timeinc.net

www.popstarsplus.com

z.about.com

bengals.enquirer.com
 
2010-04-09 07:36:30 AM
Another Canadian export:

i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-09 07:52:23 AM
and another ...

cdn.holytaco.com
 
2010-04-09 07:55:36 AM
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, that's no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

i613.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-09 08:49:14 AM
knumbersix: The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point.
i149.photobucket.com
LOL! She's so hawt she dun burned yer house down! LUTZ!
Loonie parity fer the wins!!!!
 
2010-04-09 08:58:36 AM
oldfarthenry: knumbersix: The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point.

LOL! She's so hawt she dun burned yer house down! LUTZ!
Loonie parity fer the wins!!!!


www.breakitdownblog.com

/we're trying to make this a hot Canadian chick thread, buddy
 
2010-04-09 08:59:33 AM
I met her a few years ago. Only celebrity woman I ever met (met a lot) who looked 10x better in person than in any photo.

Stunningly beautiful.
 
2010-04-09 09:11:10 AM
As hot as she is, apparently she's a cold, frigid biatch who hates sex and is all business and career-oriented. One gets the sense that she just lies there while you hit it, can't wait til its over, and complains about a headache most nights. Cold fish.


She's shiat without Mutt Lange. He is a music industry god: AC/DC, Def Leppard, Heart....guy's got the midas touch for turning mediocre bands into platinum busting mega-stars.

Her comeback will fall flat. IT WAS ALL MUTT, Shania! You got shiat going for ya except your looks. He put you on the top, so die in a fire, you stupid biatch!
 
2010-04-09 09:24:21 AM
If it's a Comeback special she has to wear black leather.
It's a rule set forth by the King.

images2.fanpop.com
 
2010-04-09 09:53:31 AM
Let's hope she does all Ramones covers!
www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com
 
2010-04-09 10:09:43 AM
gbcinques: Let's hope she does all Ramones covers!

Oh wow, thats some hot stuff. Give me a good looking woman in a ramones shirt any day!
 
2010-04-09 10:13:32 AM
shrive me fool: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, that's no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

She's a vegetarian, Brad.
 
2010-04-09 10:23:41 AM
Ishkur: As


She's shiat without Mutt Lange. He is a music industry god: AC/DC, Def Leppard, Heart....guy's got the midas touch for turning mediocre bands into platinum busting mega-stars.

Her comeback will fall flat. IT WAS ALL MUTT, Shania! You got shiat going for ya except your looks. He put you on the top, so die in a fire, you stupid biatch!


her voice is average at best...not horrible, but not outstanding. If any fat chick in Indiana can sing you on any karaoke night and do it well..the voice falls somewhere in the JLO, Gloria Estefan, and Faith Hill territory...looks more than talent...
 
WGJ
2010-04-09 10:38:01 AM
Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

/I'd pay twenty five bucks for it.
 
2010-04-09 10:48:01 AM
Good for you Shania.
 
2010-04-09 10:51:59 AM
WGJ: Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

/I'd pay twenty five bucks for it.


Which part of "highest paid" are you not getting?
images.starpulse.com

/Think it's gonna take fifty, dude.
 
2010-04-09 10:55:55 AM
Is it wrong that I want to stick it in her pooper?
 
2010-04-09 11:01:19 AM
I have no interest in listening to what comes out of her mouth unless nudity is involved.

"Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much."

SCREW YOU - THAT AERO/ASTRO DEGREE TOOK ME FIVE YEARS OF BLOOD TO GET
 
2010-04-09 11:23:37 AM
WGJ: Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

/I'd pay twenty five bucks for it.


That's hilarious! Never heard that one before and I'm in Nashville.
 
2010-04-09 11:23:53 AM
DjangoStonereaver: She is so beautiful I don't really care if she's not naked.

I think she's hot as hell but that particular picture looks like Tom Cruise in drag.
 
2010-04-09 11:24:19 AM
Will she be singing with a southern accent? Yeah she's attractive but she's so damn phony. She needs to be smacked for even touching a Ramones shirt.
 
2010-04-09 11:27:27 AM
I hope she loses the flaming fiddle player and the rest of that over-acting backup band.
 
2010-04-09 11:28:12 AM
FREDIOHEAD: She needs to be smacked spanked for even touching a Ramones shirt.

Fixed.

Then, of course, you make her take it off. Slowly.
 
2010-04-09 11:28:31 AM
LonMead: WGJ: Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

/I'd pay twenty five bucks for it.

Which part of "highest paid" are you not getting?



Which part of "in Nashville" are you not getting?
 
2010-04-09 11:37:12 AM
Sad King Billy: DjangoStonereaver: She is so beautiful I don't really care if she's not naked.

I think she's hot as hell but that particular picture looks like Tom Cruise in drag.


I guess that means I've become a gay Scientologist.....
 
2010-04-09 11:41:39 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Sad King Billy: DjangoStonereaver: She is so beautiful I don't really care if she's not naked.

I think she's hot as hell but that particular picture looks like Tom Cruise in drag.

I guess that means I've become a gay Scientologist.....


Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.
 
2010-04-09 11:41:50 AM
Ishkur: As hot as she is, apparently she's a cold, frigid biatch who hates sex and is all business and career-oriented. One gets the sense that she just lies there while you hit it, can't wait til its over, and complains about a headache most nights. Cold fish.


She's shiat without Mutt Lange. He is a music industry god: AC/DC, Def Leppard, Heart....guy's got the midas touch for turning mediocre bands into platinum busting mega-stars.

Her comeback will fall flat. IT WAS ALL MUTT, Shania! You got shiat going for ya except your looks. He put you on the top, so die in a fire, you stupid biatch!


Def leppard who? Heart who?



/off your lawn
//I keed
///shania is the hotness
 
2010-04-09 11:48:26 AM
bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?
 
2010-04-09 11:50:40 AM
LonMead: WGJ: Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

/I'd pay twenty five bucks for it.

Which part of "highest paid" are you not getting?


/Think it's gonna take fifty, dude.



here ya go, now send her on over...

www.arcytech.org
 
2010-04-09 11:52:51 AM
Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?



I think her name is Vanessa Lengies (sp?)..She was a jailbait hostess in the movie waiting.
She reminds me of the porn star Jenna Haze a little.

www.hollywooddesktop.com
 
2010-04-09 12:05:48 PM
WGJ: Steve Earle got it right when he said "Shania Twain is the highest-paid lap dancer in Nashville"

Much easier to say when you're sharing a bed with Allison Moorer.
 
2010-04-09 12:14:46 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?


It's Kate from Lost.

Not Vanessa Lengies. Sorry mentallo69
 
2010-04-09 12:20:04 PM
knumbersix: Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?

It's Kate from Lost.

Not Vanessa Lengies. Sorry mentallo69


ok, cool...Thats why I said I think..Im not the expert on Brunette skanks. Although it would be cooler if I did!
 
2010-04-09 12:21:24 PM
knumbersix: Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?

It's Kate from Lost.

Not Vanessa Lengies. Sorry mentallo69


The chick in the pink top amnd black pants is Kate from lost? Thats who I was looking at?
 
2010-04-09 12:27:30 PM
mentallo69: The chick in the pink top amnd black pants is Kate from lost? Thats who I was looking at?

No. The girl in the pink top and black pants (posted by me) is Emmanuelle Chriqui. She can be seen on Entourage.

Why Would I Read the Article asked about the pic posted by bingethinker. That's Kate from Lost
 
2010-04-09 12:27:31 PM
Oh, how I would love not to impress her much.
 
2010-04-09 01:18:45 PM
Alphax: knumbersix: The next time Fark has one of those Canada VS USA threads. Don't post that stupid burning of the White House pic if you're a Canadian looking to make a point. Post a pic of one of the country's most beautiful exports.I perfer Sarah MacLachlan for music, but they're both hotties.
-------
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS!


one word;
gross.
 
2010-04-09 01:23:16 PM
mentallo69: Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?


I think her name is Vanessa Lengies (sp?)..She was a jailbait hostess in the movie waiting.
She reminds me of the porn star Jenna Haze a little.


her exquisite ass is featured quite prominently in a leotard in the gymnastic movie "Stick it"
 
2010-04-09 01:26:19 PM
NuttierThanEver: mentallo69: Why Would I Read the Article: bingethinker: Another Canadian export:

Oh, lordy...who is that?


I think her name is Vanessa Lengies (sp?)..She was a jailbait hostess in the movie waiting.
She reminds me of the porn star Jenna Haze a little.

her exquisite ass is featured quite prominently in a leotard in the gymnastic movie "Stick it"


Fo sheezy my neezy!
www.lengies.info
 
2010-04-09 01:32:34 PM
yepyep.gibbs12.com

Emmanuelle Chriqui (girl in pink top, black pants)

www25.patrz.pl
Vanessa Lengies - NOT girl in pink top, black pants
 
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