Guess I'll put it here:

Mrs. Beresford-Redman, it's time to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken.

impaler: My bets are on kinky sex gone wrong.

/stayed at Holiday Inn last night and watched CSI.

If they term is "auto-erotic asphyxiation" you could be right. Seems that's preferable to "died while having crazy sex" in the media.

Headline is so close... but should be "isn't".

Walker: How is suvivor formed?

With the eye of the tuger

Another story I read said that witnesses reported the two were arguing loudly shortly before the wife went missing. The dude is guilty.

Atomic Spunk: Another story I read said that witnesses reported the two were arguing loudly shortly before the wife went missing. The dude is guilty.

That's good enough for me. String the bounder up.

He should be arrested just for having a hyphenated last name

So, then. Insurance or prenup?

Iron Chef Scottish: Atomic Spunk: Another story I read said that witnesses reported the two were arguing loudly shortly before the wife went missing. The dude is guilty.

That's good enough for me. String the bounder up.

So the argue they wife walks away to cool her head & get kidnapped & raped by some Frito Bandito. People get kidnapped and killed in Mexico everyday

Phoenix_M: Iron Chef Scottish: Atomic Spunk: Another story I read said that witnesses reported the two were arguing loudly shortly before the wife went missing. The dude is guilty.

That's good enough for me. String the bounder up.

So the argue they wife walks away to cool her head & get kidnapped & raped by some Frito Bandito. People get kidnapped and killed in Mexico everyday

dyslexia sucks

They must have some really good evidence to make an arrest so quickly. I mean, this is a very rich and white U.S. Citizen. This is not how it happens here in the U.S.A.

CheekyMunky: Headline is so close... but should be "isn't".

True, plus the typo. Subby should EABOD, DIAF, etc. I know that's harsh but how hard is it to proofread a four word headline?

So, what's that cost in legal fees? If money can buy you an acquittal up here, do the currency conversion to pesos. Fark, he could walk out of the courtroom $500K poorer.

Moral of the story, do not travel to mexico with rich people you think you may have pissed off.

Either way, I would not want to be mexico in the first place, and I wouldn't want to be in the mexican lockup, to boot. What if he's trying to pull a Falcon style balloon-boy stunt, where she's "rescued" by los cerdos. He gets to write a book, sell the movie rights, and the mexican gov' gets a little street cred back. (of course, there's an exchange rate on credibility, too)

At his murder trial this guy sure better hope that Susan Hawk doesn't address the the jury for the prosecution, otherwise he's toast.

Where do you bury the suvivors?

Phoenix_M: Iron Chef Scottish: Atomic Spunk: Another story I read said that witnesses reported the two were arguing loudly shortly before the wife went missing. The dude is guilty.

That's good enough for me. String the bounder up.

So the argue they wife walks away to cool her head & get kidnapped & raped by some Frito Bandito. People get kidnapped and killed in Mexico everyday

People like you who are soft on crime will cause this country to self-destruct. You must be a huge fan of the ACLU. You're probably a wife-murderer yourself. I heard that your type tend to stick together. Maybe you two can trade tips on how to eliminate traces of DNA and how best to conceal grip bruises on the neck.

I like how she was strangled at left in a sewer at the hotel and the husband had scratches on his neck.

Link (new window)

I wonder what if the inmates will honor his Immunity Idol when it comes time for the surprise buttsecks.

I wonder if*

/exhaustion typo

impaler: My bets are on kinky sex gone wrong.

People still have "kinky sex". It sounds so 1970's.

Suvivor producer's wife didn't


I'm picturing Andre the Giant (in the holocaust cloak) shouting "THEAH WIW BE NO SUHVIVUHS!".

I don't know what he may or may not have done to his wife.

I do know that producing Survivor should be punishable by life in prison.

She looks a little sexier in this picture:

The tribe has spoken and now the wife is dead, the end.

Haxoredbypigslol: I wonder what if the inmates will honor his Immunity Idol when it comes time for the surprise buttsecks.

I call Shenanigans. NO such thing as "surprise" buttsecks in prison.

/this really gets my gootse

Atomic Spunk: She looks a little sexier in this picture:




The one in her woodpile must be Michael Strahan.

/gr in

Archie DeBunker: They must have some really good evidence to make an arrest so quickly. I mean, this is a very rich and white U.S. Citizen. This is not how it happens here in the U.S.A.

You've never been there have you? They want a bribe before they lose the "evidence."

Mugato: "I think Bruce Beresford-Redman's gonna have to choke a biatch."



It's uncanny.

I think we can guess where the "hidden immunity idol" is going to be found during his stay in prison.

Atomic Spunk: She looks a little sexier in this picture:

I dunno. Kinda flat and there's something weird with her two front teeth.

/but yeah, I'd hit it
//or rather, I would have

It was her birthday trip. Nice, peaceful setting, far from the everyday cares of life.



/warm,like Cancun

"Suvivo" poduce Buce Beesfod-Edman told police that his wife vanished on Monday fom the luxuious Moon Palace esot whee they wee staying. The Associated Pess and Mexican media oganizations epoted that he was aested Thusday moning.

Talk about awkward. The slain woman's owned restaurant, Zabumba, is covered in pictures of her in a bikini in a tropical setting.

Zabumba Website (new window)

Reverend Otis: Talk about awkward. The slain woman's owned restaurant, Zabumba, is covered in pictures of her in a bikini in a tropical setting.

Zabumba Website (new window)

My what an incredible ass...

biatches need to learn when to STFU.

Clete Orris: Reverend Otis: Talk about awkward. The slain woman's owned restaurant, Zabumba, is covered in pictures of her in a bikini in a tropical setting.

Zabumba Website (new window)

My what an incredible ass...

Indeed. What a terrible waste.

I live a block away from that restaurant. Going to continue not eating there as a memorial.

sinistermonk: I live a block away from that restaurant. Going to continue not eating there as a memorial.

I'm about three blocks away as well. I shall join you in this memorial fasting. There's a perfectly decent Jack in the Box right next door.

Reverend Otis: Clete Orris: Reverend Otis: Talk about awkward. The slain woman's owned restaurant, Zabumba, is covered in pictures of her in a bikini in a tropical setting.

Zabumba Website (new window)

My what an incredible ass...

Indeed. What a terrible waste.

I agree. But what's up with that website? Did her 5 year old build it for her?

"They believed it had something to do with foul play," Harris said.

Seriously?
Great deduction, Dr. Watson.

We had a betting pool in my office. As soon as she went missing, I said, "Her husband offed her."

Looks like I was right..

/nobody wins here