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(Some Guy)   Big list of out-of-context instant messenger quotes (kinda not safe for work)   ( divider line
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29276 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2003 at 1:26 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-03 01:27:31 AM  
i found this to be lacking the quality of amusing
2003-05-03 01:27:45 AM  
Ummmm.... NO, this was dumb.
2003-05-03 01:32:02 AM  
...and then I told her "you'd better stop pulling on it or you'll ruin your sweater."
2003-05-03 01:35:54 AM  
farkx0red!1111111 omg LOL roflroflroflmao

2003-05-03 01:40:28 AM  
Saw a comedian once talk about funny silences in diners just when one particular person says something odd and the entire diner hears it.

"And if it weren't for that horse, I never would have gotten into college."
2003-05-03 01:40:42 AM  
It's not farked, but it's a waste of time. Don't even bother trying.
2003-05-03 01:42:30 AM  
Lewis Black rules
2003-05-03 01:42:59 AM  
"...but once you learn to relax, it won't hurt near as much."
2003-05-03 01:49:13 AM is better. It has more quotes, more funny, and at least the site design doesn't distract from the content.

Of course, with this site, you probably *do* want to distract from the content.

But that's just my opinion.
2003-05-03 01:55:37 AM  
05-03-03 01:49:13 AM Shigelojoe is better. It has more quotes, more funny, and at least the site design doesn't distract from the content.

I decided to pretty much copy TelefunkenU47 was nice enough to code something so I could make a Fark Quotes archive.
2003-05-03 01:55:46 AM  
I found nothing funny there. At all.
2003-05-03 01:58:21 AM  
Is this another ploy to get us to buy Total Fark, so we don't have to deal with crap like this? I would but i have no credit cards.
2003-05-03 02:00:58 AM  
I got one quote on

#2995 +(75)- [X]

128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back

The Story was some Dude bought a P4 2.4 GHZ and a 120 meg hd last year, but he went cheap on the ram and said 128 is enough for him.
2003-05-03 02:04:46 AM  
I think all my quotes on can be found by searching "m r p" or "mrp-"
2003-05-03 02:11:59 AM  
Wldncrzy14 - I like your Fark quotes. I'll try to think of something wise to say so maybe I'll make it on there. If I register will I have the chance to win cool prizes?
2003-05-03 02:13:21 AM  
Andonbray, you're already on there. A few times, actually.
2003-05-03 02:13:50 AM  
Goddamn it, stupid HTML enabled button.... *grumbles*

I can dig it. Once it gets rolling, it looks like it'll be pretty cool.

BTW, I have a few quotes posted on

#80023 +(70)- [X]

<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once
<shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.

#74330 +(38)- [X]

<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time
<shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it
<shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance

and back when my screenname was TheRef, I posted this one:

#53179 +(158)- [X]

<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night
<hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash
<@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.

Note: It really was a typo. Cough, cough.
2003-05-03 02:14:18 AM  
#80023 +(70)- [X]

I played poker with tarot cards once
I got a full house and three people died.

Booo, stolen Steven Wright joke ;-) Hehe
2003-05-03 02:15:26 AM  
Maybe Shigelojoe is Steven Wright
2003-05-03 02:18:18 AM  
dam html... here we go again:

(FM{FF1}) Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
2003-05-03 02:19:48 AM  
Wldncrzy14 - Hey cool! You've made me famous.
Is all of the photography yours?
2003-05-03 03:15:18 AM  
Even worse,
In Context IM Logs .

It's like reality TV without the nudity...
2003-05-03 04:05:33 AM  
Once I reloaded a sufficent number of times to actually see that shiat, this jumped out at me:

*****341: I want to be mad at him, but I know he feels really bad for it
*******teen2002: so the moral is, never let someone else try to take the hair off your pussy with scissors
*****341: yes, actually

2003-05-03 04:41:15 AM is better. It has more quotes, more funny, and at least the site design doesn't distract from the content. WAS better. When it was actual IRC quotes and not people trying to be funny so they can be submitted. These 2 quotes pretty much sum up what has become of

lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes

You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto and the score goes up to 200.
2003-05-03 04:47:03 AM  
thnx Wldncrzy14

All my favorite fark quotes in one place!

/mutters something about kidnapping Andonbray and keeping him in my basement to amuse me....
2003-05-03 05:37:43 AM  
WTF? Huh? I don't get it... ???
2003-05-03 05:39:53 AM  
i like the quotes section from

especially this one

"When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying your patience to no end, remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger on a decent sniper rifle."
2003-05-03 05:44:14 AM  
Wldncrzy14 : I just checked out your Fark Quotes page and really enjoyed it! Just wanted to let you know... ;)
2003-05-03 07:17:15 AM  

Thanks, people. You made my day with those Fark quotes. My sides hurt!
2003-05-03 08:21:35 AM  
What do you get mixing a fake 14-year-old girl with real-life pederasts, 1337 hAx0rZ and foreigners with poor English competence?

Best IM logs ever: Amber Forever
2003-05-03 09:10:21 AM  
I dunno, I kinda liked
SS: MungSS: does the term "alcoholic" mean anything to you?
Amor: No.
Amor: I'm too drunk.

But what do I know? I'm from Wisconsin. So I'll shut up and go back to making cheese and beer...
2003-05-03 10:05:17 AM  
Will work for food^W a spot on Wldncrzy14's list.
2003-05-03 10:23:24 AM  
i guess you had to be there
2003-05-03 10:29:05 AM  
It was through reading last year that I set up a chat quotes site from the chatroom I go in. I realised there were a lot of excellent quotes going to waste and so I did something about it. At the end of June, my chat quotes site will be a year old.
It's popular enough without posting the url here - cos you'll just fark it up for everyone who visits it..
2003-05-03 10:44:32 AM  
Wow, out of context chat quotes.

Didn't we do this like what, 10 years ago or something?

Are there still people amused by this unless its your own little group of friends saying it?
2003-05-03 11:59:12 AM  
That was completely lame. The fact that the dude spent that much time collecting quotes that are in no way amusing is kinda sad.
2003-05-03 03:22:11 PM  
For fun in IRC with pedophiles, try You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be NSFW!
2003-05-03 04:38:15 PM  
One of the sites above offered to install Gator on my computer. I clicked "no." Then, it offered to install a "virtual bouncer" that is supposed to block spyware like gator from installing on my computer. For the credibilty factor, it is made by Spyware Labs. I clicked no. I'm expecting a "no means yes" popup any minute.

2003-05-03 04:59:49 PM  
that's a little like wrapping yourself in live infants just before the raid on the enemy hospital

I found this one humourous
2003-05-03 05:01:23 PM  
Hey, how about the credit to GeekLog that is deserved here Out of Context webmaster? Open source stuff is free, but give credit where due!
2003-05-03 05:18:11 PM  
worst. link. ever.
2003-05-03 06:16:58 PM  
Come on fhqwgads... Better link next time please.
2003-05-03 09:06:00 PM  
Heh, Telemakhos- great link.
I like the quote on the main page:

a1gent: have you seen a disabled persons face light up?
amber: like when you shine a flashlight at them?
2003-05-03 11:19:03 PM  
I usually try to submit decent links.

This must be the worst link posted to FARK ever.
2003-05-04 01:04:10 AM  
And what would a Fark Quotes Archive be without the requisite repeats?

2003-05-04 12:02:02 PM  
"1016: Can't open file: 'gl_sessions.MYD'. (errno: 145)"

I think you guys killed it.
2003-05-04 05:36:52 PM  
Bash sucks. Cracker arse crackers.
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