Nodhg,
Land of the morning calm? where? My mother in law lives in Kwayok, a peaceful little village down the road from Yosu.

g'day slider.

Wow, 4Score, it said you don't exist when I tried to check your profile. What gives?

...and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. Under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held. There was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood. And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. And the mighty angel came down upon the land, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were a beasts bile, and his feet as pillars of fire: And saith the anointed, I will subdue nations before me; and I will loose the loins of kings, to open before me the two leaved gates; and the gates shall not be shut; I will go before thee, and make the crooked places straight: I will break in pieces the gates of brass, and cut in sunder the bars of iron.

And when the gate was opened, Fetus rode forth on a unicorn, and slayed the angel of light.

Do not fark with us.

Wow scraping-fetus, you're the very first person to know what that line means.

Nodhg,
I spent 5 years there studying the effects of capitalism on the local entertainment system.

AOL, Minion Lord, and whoever else that tries to fark with Dark Lord Fetus,
I will strike down upon thee with furious anger, For my name is the FETUS,
So what are you gonna do?
Spam me?
Send me a virus or a trojan?
Get past my proxy server?
Get past my Firewall?
Come to my house?
Ban me from FarkChat?
Apply more Goth makeup?
Have your 12th birthday?
Take your cocks out of each others asses?

You shall all feel the power of The Dark Lord
For I sold my Soul to him long ago,
And beat him in a game of chance to win it back.
And now I am his earthly extension.
You shall all burn in the fires that Fetus has prepared for you.
Amateurs

ViciousDarling: I drink therefore I am I think.

For the love of God, shut up. I hate amateur Revelations prophecy. Only Evangelion could do it right.
If you keep it up you'll evoke the spirit of Jack Chick, and you'll be possessed by the devils of FundamentalAssholism!
Or not.
But you guys forgot to mention Jack Chick sucks.

Welcome to Fark, slider, I'm new here myself.

we should address each other by our 'numbers' from now on

for instance i would be 4504

You don't think Chick himself monitors this stuff do you?
Oh please no, I can't stand the thought of burning in heck while Chick looks down on me saying HAW-HAW.

Link Hylia,
Nothing to see here, move along.
Shut your pie hole.

Where the hell do you come up with this stuff FETUS?!?!?! I wish _I_ had a fetus mind.

Mr.Bojangles: A little Orwelian don't you think.

Just posting to find out my number...

1593, ahh yes I remember when the highest number of comments on the front page was around 40 or so, and Jelloboy and CyberFAG had their little fights. Oh, and Timothy was the voice of reason (Shuddupa Yuor Face!).

me too

Tell us more about what Fark was like back in the 90s. Was everyone kind to each other? Were all the boobies real and firm? Were the weaners longer? Did the squirrel's nutsack really drag on the ground?

I found out my number is 5145, yay, middle of the road. 8-)

Why are There so Many NutSack's here?


NutSack

NutSackDance

Allah's-nutsack

What the hell is Going on Here.

What Makes it All Worse is that NutSackdance lives in the same part of Missouri as me, actually same city.

unf


and shiat

4Score: There's nothing wrong with Orwelian.

number 4201. High number, but it has 420 in it, and that is all that matters.

"Hey you there! Why aren't you eating POOP!" -KingOFthePOOPeaters

PS
Welcome to FARK Slider.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Welcome

slider...remember, chicks dig guys that like Bill Murray

oh, and this guy cracks me up:

these comment thingees are gonna suck when there's a shiatload of farkers. it's gonne be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long... sorta like this one.

will playboy be the death of fark as we know it?

*the ill*

oh yeah, slider... [sniff sniff], you stink.

*the ill*

I is #69_____________ --- 38. Err, I mean #6938.

As a professional lurker, I can tell you this place is
great. Worship the photoshop and abandon your morality,
it will only get in the way.

Hope its a good one mr. 10000. Biatch!

- CowMan

So did this bring the value of my account number up?

Now I gotta start wondering what mine is worth...

Johnny ill:
these comment thingees are gonna suck when there's a shiatload of farkers. it's gonne be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long... sorta like this one.

You are sooooooooooo right!

This is going to suck sooner or later if the numbers problem isnt addressed.

Yeah welcome to Fark, ya lucky bastard.

Drew, i doubt anyone will read this, but i think 10000 should be the cut off line for commenting in the "l337" section. everyone hereafter can be categorized in another manner. few will be admitted to the l337 per the wisdom of the high fark counsel (drew, as head of the board, i think you could make some dough offa this).
it'll sorta be like that greek (spartan?) army of 10,000, whose numbers are never greater nor less. i think they're called "the immortals" or something.

*the "i need some farkin' sleep" ill*

my number is 9365. that's special cause its uh...multiples of 3 in random order and then a 5. yeah.

Numbers! BAH!

I disagree: numbers are good.

eek.

I saw all you early morning after posters!

Hey, Johnny, that makes me wonder. Who's Farker #1337? That'd be a coveted ID. The truly "LEET".

.....which unfortunately means "truly dumbass" to me, because everyone I've heard use "1337" non-sarcastically tends to be a raving Jeff K.-esque Script Kid.

09-30-01 04:50:50 PM Y. Dload
Can you check farkers by numbers? Cause I want to see who has #1337.

See? I said it first! So, Link Hylia, I'm better'n you! Nyah!

link: yeah, i guess. i don't know shiat about programming, but i do know how to customize my pc, visit fark, play cs, and access porn.... i'm happy.
i don't use "1337" sarcastically, or to be cool... i just think it's a funny aspect of our ever-evolving culture.

w00t!
heh.

*the ill*

w00t! 10000! w00t!

For anyone still watching this thread, I found account number 1337: Buufoo

Hellllloooooooo!
Anybody home?
This is what I get for posting to yesterdays thread.
POOP!

Rand Althor. Yeah, that seems about right.