can they not make a chart big enough for the average canadians penis?? jesus! how un-considerate.

-Kurt the well-equipped Canuck

Damnit, I almost fell off my desk trying to measure it. I need a printer.

Allah's Nutsack is high average.

Sticking your wang on your monitor is just about as safe as putting it in the microwave.

Its good to be average.

Can we now have a chart on the size of a Vagina and it's effects on men .... seen some really big holes in my time.

Barfly.... LMAO...

Womens chart:
1 finger= good times for all
2 fingers= ahh, not too experienced
3 fingers= well, she did suck your dick first
4 fingers= damn, last time I pick up a chick in a bar
5 fingers= might as well stick your shoe in the hosebag
6 fingers or more= look around, you'll find the mega dildo

Why aren't the Weeners links moved off to the classifieds page along with boobies?

Chix do dig big dix.

what, you mean the chart doesn't list the sizes under three inches? what the hell is up with that?

Mierk,

You have a point. Drew got rid of the boobies and kept the weeners?? hmmmm

heh fb- you reminded me of something we would say in 5th grade: "silly faggot dix are for chix!"

(say like the kids say to that poor poor poor rabbit in the trix commercials)

sorry for the double post

Looks like someone is spending more time thinking about sex than having sex.

It's like the guy who rents a prostitute, drops his pants and unfurls his three-inch killer. She says, "And just who do you think you're going to please with that?"

He says, "Me."

I posted this because as soon as I saw the chart I could just imagine some farker with his nutz against his monitor... just as his mom or girlfriend walked in on the situation. :)

As for wang size, who cares... bigs penis's are scary as far as Im concerned. And If ya guys have a teeny weenie just make sure your nose is large :)

Penis size chart and its effects on women

So, exactly what size chart really turns women on?

Here's a tip for those less endowed - print this puppy out at 50% for a quick ego boost...

HA!! so the guy's in chat rooms telling me they have 8.5 or more are ** shock horror** lying????? That's it....I am not going to tell them about my 42DD b00bies either!!

Trace your pecker first, cut out the tracing, and then* put it on the monitor.


---Painful for some but not all women.

You know.. size really doesn't matter.. too much... as long as you got a tongue and know how to use it...

It's not the size of the boat..it's the motion in the ocean. Okay, a nice big dick is dreamy, but not a lot of guys have that "tear you like a virgin" sized penis..no biggie...rock her world in other ways!!

Size doesn't matter too much anyways. One, the erect penis is almost always in the same proportions to the body(hence the stereotype of Black men having large penises and Asian men having small ones...it's merely because their entire body in general is large or small). This makes sense, because if there was no standard proportion, there would be physical incompatibilities in mating....Which brings me to the other thing. How come people think having a footlong dick would be fun? You wouldn't be able to copulate with anyone save for the most elastic of prostitutes. If you tried it with any other woman you'd rip them in half(and if you're some kind of pervert who is aroused by women in pain, seek help please) The only consolation would be that you could perform fellatio on yourself.

So having a massive member is actually a handicap...but what if you have a small one? Well, deep penetration is not beneficial at all to women, in fact. Most of the sensory nerve endings in the female vagina are located near the front. Past an inch inside the tissue is much less sensitive. So reaching farther inside does not equal more pleasure...the front part is much more vital. Keep this in mind when performing non-penetration acts as well.

And always remember that flaccid size means nothing. Unless you want to impress your locker-room buddies...and if they're okay with you doing that, then you'll want to show it to them erect anyways, so everything works out on all sides of the spectrum!

I need a sponsor for these longass posts.

well... so, are you ladies saying that size doesn't matter, it matters how well you can use your tongue and your fingers?

I love the label on the bottom of the page - PENIS START LINE. Gentlemen, start your deferengines!! (insert Terry Gilliam cartoon here).

Slesfo, I think size matters more to men than women. As long as I don't need medical treatment for internal injuries, or have to ask if it's in, I'm happy. And yes, tongues are good...

Jjorsett, LOL!

Erm, personally, i'd be scared of a 12 incher coming at me. That's just too big.

Somebody I know has a larger than average penis.

Link Hylia: Yeah I agree totally with your comments... try rubbing your loved ones taint when your giving them oral sex. They go bananas!!!! I'm happy having an average yet girthy penuf. The females never complain at all or laugh so thats a good sign.

Funny, I usually complain the guy is too big. Especially when I'm giving head.

"You wouldn't be able to copulate with anyone save for the most elastic of prostitutes [...] The only consolation would be that you could perform fellatio on yourself."

If we could do that, we wouldn't NEED women at all.

Bill Hicks:
"Believe me, all you women in the audience, if us guys could suck our own dicks, you'd all be sitting there alone looking at an empty stage..."

Funk .... Get Real ... sex is also visual, looking at a guy suck his on cock might get you off .....

Don't listen to people saying size doesn't matter - it does! Maybe it doesn't matter for those chicks who like to cuddle with their man, but most women need something substantial.

My friends and I have discussed this at length with each other and almost all of us agreed that most guys who aren't so blessed with a large pole are FABBO at going downtown on a girl, but after awhile that's just not enough. The only girl who said size didn't matter had been celibate for about four years so what the hell does she know?

So cut with the "it's not the size of the wand, it's how you use it" and the "motion in the ocean" bullcrap. I'm not saying you have to be John Holmes, but if it's the size of a cocktail weenie it's just not gonna get the job done.

Otis .... you must be one of them girls that have been 'blessed' with a big hole ... how many fingers can you handle ...be honest,girlfriend!

Snicker... on my monitor, the x-large measurements look more like:
9-1/2' x 6-1/2'
not
9-1/2" x 6-1/2"

Hmm... discomfort for some, but not all women? Ack!

can i change my fark id to increasingphysicaldiscomfortforsomebutnotallwomen?
or stick with extraordinarilylargebut4"shortofrecord?

I have 12 thick, inches, but I don't use it as a rule, Haw haw....

By the way, my comments only apply to people who think that 4 inches or over is small. Anything smaller and you most likely have a hormonal/chromosomal condition, but the good news is it CAN be fixed through the miracles of modern medicine(pills, not surgery...beware, boys)

Has anyone here heard that hilariously obscene sound file where the guy is pretending to be Bill Clinton?
Bill: Mah penis is 12 inches....THICK! My penis is so big that the other day I unzipped my fly and it sprung forth and injured four people.

God damn, I was laughing so hard I was crying. And I LIKE Clinton.

Bill: Did you know I have huge, womanly breasts?

;-; LOL!!

ok, ok, My dick is so big .... it has elbows.

my dick is so big ..........

I like that pic bigpeeler. nice

Ok guys, just go here for your "big dick" joke fix...

http://www.ryanbuck.com/Bigdick/drew_carey.htm

Link: I dont get it. Its not funny. Did you just need an excuse to brag on your tits?

You guys are lame ......... My dick is this big blah blah blah - how many of you have even reached puberty yet?

The biggest dickhead award in here would have to go to the biggest blow hard who thinks he has the biggest dick.

I bet half of you are still frickin virgins.

What a bunch of dicks

P.s I just felt like a rant - ignore the above excuse to say dick dick dick more than once for no apparent reason.

Make me Happy?

MrHappy, It's just cause Otisburg hurt all thier feelings. Now they've got something to prove. If they all had dicks *that* big we could start our own Fark Porn business.

Amber cat definately worty of a ...........

LOL