Shrinkydink: Hey, I've never beat off to Asia Carrera.

This is an attack on FARK. They are running the poll longer & manipulating the system so Morgan will not win. KROCK is pleading with it's listeners to help Asia win. At this point, I think we should vote for Morgan on principle. LONG LIVE THE POWER OF FARK

The largest Either/Or vote they'd had before this only went to 17,000 votes. This one's already over 50,000. K-Rock's trying to tire us out.

The Asia chatters are voting for a couple of hours each by simply voting, getting to the results page, then hitting back and revoting. They've also used macros to get their totals up, running them late night trying to get the win in the morning. Bullshiat.

Can some folks post better photos of both contestants?

(Actually, more of Morgan, since I am pretty familliar with Asia's dirty snatch)

well Morgan is still up by over 1k votes.

Look Kids this isn't about whos hotter its about the POWER of fark those Kcock losers need to lean who owns them.

There are over 51k votes now. Its really hard to push numbers around when each vote only counts .0019%. Although, if anyone can do it, its you losers. Didn't the previous polls end with like 10k or so votes?

I just find it a bit annoying that the people who run that site did the best they could with their limited vocabulary to insult all Farkers by referring to us as "the Great Unlaid". Then, after they realized that we would beat them, they decided to make fun of us more by putting Morgan up against some servers (implying that we were all computer nerds). Finally, now that we're finally getting a bit bored with them, they decided to extend the time frame contest to an unspecified period. And I'm willing to bet that the second that Morgan get's beat by 0.01%, the contest will end.

I think that they should at least admit that they were farked and be graceful defeat, rather than do what they're doing.

Kinda proves that they really are asshat wankers. I mean "rockers"

This is why people don't like their religions/interests/likes/crushes/etc... brought out into an open forum. There's always going to be assholes that pipe up. There is safety in obscurity.

morgan looks like a stuck up biatch to me, I voted for asia!

BTW, I have a screengrab of the Asia chatters, with one quite interesting line...

good luck asia, i'm going to bed. I'll leave the macro on for ya - ;)

It's stuck in a wordpad file, but I'll send it to anyone that will convert to JPEG and host.

Oopsie. I ended up using my powers for evil and helped rig the voting. Go Asia!

A vote for me, is a vote for setting a cookie to keep people from voting multiple times... or something.

If fark has the energy, and if it's possible we should try to beat the record of 29 wins.

2002/09/23 11:47:00 GMT-4
2003 BIG GAME CHAMP -Elisha Cuthbert - 29 wins-

i dunno...i've just asked users of a few BBS systems for help with voting for Webb. that might add an extra 2000.

05-02-03 01:10:44 PM Tressermckay
I figure there are two ways this will end.

1) They give up and put Wil on as challenger...

I would definitely vote for Wil.

/ambiguous sexuality

KRock's plan was to let this thing run til asia is winning, even by .000001%, then declare a new winner. Problem is, now the link is back on Fark, just when we'd forgotten about it.

/votes for morgan

A contest sponsored by a radio station.

Jeez, thats worse than a bean brimming pledge farking Courtney Love smoking weed in a New York City bar while writing the script to a Disney movie about an Asian underwater disaster starring Tom Arnold as Jack Chick with one missing arm snorting cocaine in a Walgreens while buying CafePress t-shirts for eight hundred sex offenders.

Behold the power of Fark.

damn. silent john beat me to it.

Silent.John:

Yeah, what kind of lusers are they? It's their own frickin' meaningless contest and they can't figure out how to edit the script files to rig the voting. Here's an idea: Switch the candidates pictures and names! Oh, here's another one: FAKE THE RESULTS ENTIRELY! If it's YOUR web site, nobody will catch you if you cheat, guys!

The only explanation I can fathom is that they must love the attention they're getting from this; It's probably more action than they've seen in months on their stupid web site.

Psssssht! Radio people.... Always distracted by small shiny objects. What a bunch of maroons!

Either Or
Morgan Webb (champ) 51.60%
Asia Carrera (challenger) 48.40%
52792 votes counted

"Asia - seen her cooter
Morgan - not


Asia gets my vote.
maybe I'm just sentimental."

I agree, Morgan is cute, but i seen Asia build a computer in the nude...thats the kinda tech support i'm talkin about...

Cute geek girl
Skanky porn star

I will take the cute geek

FROM HER WEBSITE...........

Hobbies and Interests - I haven't had much "free time" in years, and I pull all-nighters about twice a week just to stay on top of things, because my pornstar career and my buttkicking website are both fulltime jobs that I refuse to let anyone else handle for me. But whenever I can sneak some time to myself, I like honing my skills in Photoshop, upgrading and tweaking my computer hardware, and having friends over for 'Unreal Tournament' fragfests on my LAN.

Computers - Boy, this could take a while! LOL!! Let's see, I have four desktop computers total, networked together via my Linksys Cable/DSL router, so they can can instantly share files, my DSL connection, and all my peripheral devices. For anyone who wants the specs on all my babies and their toys, here ya go...

- MY BUTTKICKER is an Athlon XP 1700+ with 256MB DDR-RAM, a GeForce3 video card and 90GB total drivespace.
- MY OTHER BABIES are a 1.4GHz Athlon, 1.2GHz Athlon, and 800 MHz Pentium 3, each with 256-512MB RAM and 20-60GB drives.
- LAPTOP is an IBM A21m Thinkpad (Pentium 3-750 MHz, ATI Rage-Mobility video, etc.)
- PRINTERS include an HP Photosmart 1218 color inkjet for photo-quality pics, and a Brother HL-1240 laser printer for speedy text printouts.
- SCANNERS include a Nikon CoolScan Pro SF-200 w/adapter for auto-scanning 50 slides at a time, an HP Photosmart S20 for quick slide/negative/photo scans, and a UMAX Astra 3450 flatbed for larger printed images.
- VIDEO CARDS include 3 Nvidia Geforce2 cards (for gaming), and 3 ATI All-In-Wonder cards (for multimedia work & video editing).
- SOUNDCARDS are either Creative Soundblaster Platinum cards, or just the motherboard's crappy onboard audio. (I'm not a big audiophile, I'm afraid!)
- DIGITAL CAMERAS include a Canon Powershot S20 for still pics, and a Canon Elura 2MC Camcorder for video imagery.

DISCLAIMER - Some of the hardware listed were sent directly to me by the manufacturers as gifts, but I assure you that every item I mentioned is what I'm currently using because I have personally found it to be either the best, or best value for the money, after trying dozens of other products in each respective category. I admit, I upgrade my toys way too often, but my old stuff doesn't go to waste! My 'hand-me-downs' get passed on to Bud, industry pals, and a midwest charity that provides hands-on computer training for underprivileged children! :)

So, what exactly are we voting on here, anyway? I understand we're choosing between two women, but on what basis?

The basis that Farkers are sheep and are going to vote for who they're told to vote for, obviously.



Rob

RE: HurlyBurly's pic

there's that one with the ballon and the one with out...both times she's got lemonade on the desk and a white wine glass. wtf?

I like Asia, but she's no Morgan. Morgan is hot, even if just woke up from a night on the town. Asia is hot only after hours of makeup.

I'm really surprised more of you aren't voting for the porn star.

Tressermckay
there's that one with the ballon and the one with out...both times she's got lemonade on the desk and a white wine glass. wtf?

My favorite is the Super Lotto ticket.

What bothers me (albeit a very minor irritation) is the way that they seem to be clinging to the social hierchy of highschool; that they feel that their place in society as "cool rockers" is threatened by the "nerds".

They got Farked. They should grow up and deal with it.

If they were to put Wil, or cliche kitty, or akbar up to apease us, we'd all be satisfied and leave them alone. But they seem intent on "beating the geeks".

Frankly, I don't even care about who the contestants are. It's not about Morgan being hot anymore. It's about winning and a little respect.

So we should crush them.

Again.

Silent.John.eh?

Pulvius

Perhaps Rands needs to see Deep ASCII

nsfw

lotto ticket...oh jesus...i thought that was a cracker-jack prize.

Malinois--send it on over. you got my email address.

Did it ever occur to you that Morgan is artfully mussed to make her look like the girl next door? She has a pound of make-up on too, but her image is the geek girl so thats what she's made up to look like. Aisa's image is the whore, so she has a pound of make-up on and it shows.

Yeah. Thats what they should do. Challenge Morgan with one of fark's lame cliches. Then we can all ride off into the sunset shouting "Ni, Ni, Ni." holding our heads up high because we sure showed them a thing or two.

Come on guys, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I'm sure they're even right now trying to work some numbers out to say this little episode means they're worth more money to advertisers.

Though it's true that they don't understand farkers. A beowolf cluster???

Isn't Asia a member of MENSA? And I'm not kidding, I heard she was.

So she like to take a facial and get paid - when is that a crime?! :)

SteamEngineSammy

Nice use of sarcasm. :)

Silent.John.eh? - I agree, this is our medium, what do they expect to happen when they call us the "great unlaid"? We keep on them until they give in....

I seems to be the Master.

Anyone who doubts Asia's level of Geek-ness should check out the following NSFW link:

http://www.asiacarrera.com/geek.html

I wonder how Wil feels about having his name slathered all over the posts from Farkers on that website... Just wondering..

It's the "we're cooler than the geeks" attitude that irks me. I'd just like to have them say, "ok.. you win. Please leave us alone" rather than "see how cook we krockers are? tremble before my mighty guitar solo of doom"...

...or whatever they might say.

cook = cool

All you guys voting for Asia, think about this:

You know that feeling you get when you think about all the guys your wife/girlfriend dated before she met you? Multiply that by 100 and you've got Asia Carrera. That's just gross

I can't believe what this has turned into. i submitted the original link for the first time she was in the contest, there were only like 30 votes cast when I first found it, and Morgan only had like 10 votes.
They did leave each contest up for a few days though. I am not sure this is going any longer.

Lets keep farking with them. It is fun.

They'd probably push the "fart sound" button a few times and then hang up on you.

heh.. "fart sound button"

it might even be a crank call to Drew...

Re: HurlyBurly pic:
Those are two kitties getting ready to walk the Green Mile.

"the system is down"