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(Courier Press)   Sure, you lit your girlfriend's house on fire, but at least you had the decency to call and tell her. "You better check your garage. I think your sh*t is burning up." (w/ mugshot)   (courierpress.com) divider line 78
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2010-04-06 01:57:28 PM
Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?
 
2010-04-06 02:02:15 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
 
2010-04-06 02:03:41 PM
GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

It looks like he made a shirt out of pot holders.
 
2010-04-06 02:05:54 PM
Speaking of your sh*t burning up, arson is a pretty serious crime, enjoy your vacay at Club Men Sassy McFreshmeat.
 
2010-04-06 02:07:36 PM
GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

I think it's a burn- and tear-proof outfit used for inmates on suicide watch.
 
2010-04-06 02:09:05 PM
ozone: GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

It looks like he made a shirt out of pot holders.


Sorry for the double post, but after looking around Google it's actually commonly referred to as an "oven mitt" by jailers.

/the more you know
 
2010-04-06 02:31:29 PM
uncle saddam: ozone: GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

It looks like he made a shirt out of pot holders.

Sorry for the double post, but after looking around Google it's actually commonly referred to as an "oven mitt" by jailers.

/the more you know


You know who ELSE dressed prisoners for ovens?

... Oh wait. Sorry, this isn't the politics tab. Carry on.
 
2010-04-06 02:50:29 PM
what kind of creature is that in the mugshot?
 
2010-04-06 03:31:56 PM
media.courierpress.comstatic.reelmovienews.com
 
2010-04-06 03:39:53 PM
That guy doesn't look anything like an arsonist.
 
2010-04-06 04:37:15 PM
GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

Heh. Was my first reaction too.

media.courierpress.com

MY +1 JERKIN IS RESISTANT TO FIRE
 
2010-04-06 04:58:23 PM
Endless Love is not a documentary.
 
2010-04-06 04:58:52 PM
yogaFLAME: GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

Heh. Was my first reaction too.

MY +1 JERKIN IS RESISTANT TO FIRE


Hey! I bet his mom worked really hard on that...
 
2010-04-06 05:00:08 PM
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire
But it's just the way I am
You'll have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire
 
2010-04-06 05:00:20 PM
Ponzholio: yogaFLAME: GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

Heh. Was my first reaction too.

MY +1 JERKIN IS RESISTANT TO FIRE

Hey! I bet his mom worked really hard on that...


OMG I'm crying now. O the comedy/tragedy of it all.
 
2010-04-06 05:01:13 PM
He looks like a meth addict.

Plus, he looks nuts.

Hell of a boyfriend you got there, girl.
 
2010-04-06 05:01:49 PM
outback_rebel:
If you love somebody
Better set them on fire


Nice! I came in here to say that.
 
2010-04-06 05:02:47 PM
 
2010-04-06 05:02:49 PM
If I had five-head like that I'd light someone's garage on fire too.

/actually I do have a receding hairline
//dammit
///where did I put that lighter?
 
2010-04-06 05:03:41 PM
MR. FRODO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

media.courierpress.com
 
2010-04-06 05:03:59 PM
Jument: If I had five-head like that I'd light someone's garage on fire too.shave my head.
 
2010-04-06 05:04:47 PM

Sin_City_Superhero


Scotty: Cooper! The hat, the hat, the hat is on fire!

Cooper: "We don't need no water let the motherfarker burn!"


Don't tell Scotty.


Scotty doesn't know.
 
2010-04-06 05:06:03 PM
Step 1: Light fire to ex girlfriends house
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Lots of sex

Seems like a winning plan!
 
2010-04-06 05:06:21 PM
yogaFLAME: GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

Heh. Was my first reaction too.



MY +1 JERKIN IS RESISTANT TO FIRE


HAHAHAHA almost spit water, but was able to hold it in
 
2010-04-06 05:06:49 PM
"Police found Spears at his house wearing different clothes..."

media.courierpress.com

/jacket
 
2010-04-06 05:07:14 PM
i108.photobucket.com

Looks about right
 
2010-04-06 05:08:52 PM
Watch out, you might get what you're after.
Cool babies, strange but not a stranger.
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
 
2010-04-06 05:12:52 PM
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez?

t_b
 
2010-04-06 05:13:36 PM
there's some good comments on that one
 
2010-04-06 05:15:11 PM
Cool Storey, bro.
 
2010-04-06 05:16:00 PM
Salmon: there's some good comments on that one

Ayep

Bucksmom writes:

This is clearly a case for birth control. He could become the National Poster Child for birth control . . . like... "parents pay attention don't bred, you could end up like me."


The stupid is strong in this one...
 
2010-04-06 05:18:22 PM
Ok, which one of ya'll is xpaperboy?
 
2010-04-06 05:18:30 PM
media.courierpress.com
/Spears


cdn.buzznet.com
/Timberlake
 
2010-04-06 05:18:39 PM
Salmon: there's some good comments on that one

Meth is, apparently, a hell of a drug.
You babby daddy agree.
 
2010-04-06 05:19:06 PM
i141.photobucket.com

i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-06 05:20:55 PM
Joy25: He looks like a meth addict.
Plus, he looks nuts.
Hell of a boyfriend you got there, girl.


You don't understand! Her love will change him!
 
2010-04-06 05:22:46 PM
think_balance: Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez?

t_b



But will he be too proud to beg?

\He already joined the paddywagon.
 
2010-04-06 05:23:41 PM
trappedspirit, I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God.

In a hotel room. In a different city. Paid for in cash. Arriving in a rented car. With no identification in my clothing.

Remember, kids, crazy eyes means hot sex, but can also mean boiled bunnies!
 
2010-04-06 05:27:54 PM
think_balance: Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez?

t_b


I think we can rule her out this time.
 
2010-04-06 05:28:05 PM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-06 05:28:22 PM
Didn't I see this guy in Sin City?
 
2010-04-06 05:29:08 PM
I'm wondering if he thinks that what he did "will show her" and is satisfied with the results of his actions. I mean, would it even sound like a good idea at the time you are doing that?
 
2010-04-06 05:37:53 PM
A Police spokesman said David Byrne is also a "person of interest."
 
2010-04-06 05:42:18 PM
GoodCopBadCop: Nice outfit. What is that, some kind of samurai-elf thing?

Suicide smock. Smock. Smock. That's a neat word. Smock.
 
2010-04-06 05:43:40 PM
outback_rebel: You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire
But it's just the way I am
You'll have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire


Thanks, I needed that. Came here to post it, happier someone beat me to it.
 
2010-04-06 05:45:31 PM
came in here for dead milkmen. left satisfied.

/i'm going down to the shore...
 
2010-04-06 05:56:13 PM
Whoa, I used to work with the fire investigator they quoted.

First time I know somebody in a Fark link.
 
2010-04-06 05:58:56 PM
metametameta: Step 1: Light fire to ex girlfriends house
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Lots of sex

Seems like a winning plan!


How bout NO!

True story: A guy I used to date (before the rest of the story) set his former girlfriend's house on fire. She lived in a duplex. She and her children got out. The family of 5 that lived in the other half...not so lucky. Parents and one child dead at the scene of smoke inhalation. Other two kids died one hours later, the other the next day from smoke inhalation, at the hospital.

The guy did it thinking he would "rescue" the girlfriend and kids, get to be a hero and she would take him back. He is now spending life in prison.

The guy in the article is just a dick.
 
2010-04-06 06:02:26 PM
Came for the Dead Milkmen

Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-04-06 06:10:39 PM
jackandwater: The guy did it thinking he would "rescue" the girlfriend and kids, get to be a hero and she would take him back. He is now spending life in prison.

The guy in the article is just a dick.


Killing 5 people while trying to make yourself look like a hero doesn't sound like a dick move to you?
 
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