More: Unlikely, group sex

More unlikely group sex?

Wasn't me I swear

Ah, the scene from Old School. I like how that is Todd Phillips making a small cameo. He does that too in The Hangover.

Nip Tuck reference?

I'm guessing the ad was placed by the 18 year old's jilted ex boyfriend.

Link (new window)

/just an "article", may be NSFW

damnit! 30 seconds late!

Why is Craigslist still allowed to operate?

Knight Jump Queen

I hate it when that happens!

Bravo on the movie ref subby. Now I know how I am going to waste my night tonight!

Police say they're trying to find out who placed the ad.

C'mon, man, she placed the ad.
Typical woman, she was asking for it, then changes her mind or some shiat when it's too late.
He should sue her

BalugaJoe: Why is Craigslist free speech still allowed to operate?

ATFY

jehovahs witness protection: Circle jerk advertised on craigs list? Say it isn't so.

I think its listed as group self massage party

BalugaJoe: Why is Craigslist still allowed to operate?

Because a vast majority of the ads are legit.

"I'm here for the gangbang"

Who isn't?

"Who is Zeh?"

"Zeh's deh, baby. Zeh's deh."

where the white women at?

BalugaJoe: Why is Craigslist still allowed to operate?

Everything in the first column is for idiots, the elderly, and desperate people. The rest of it is pretty good.

"... and some of them were very old."


(nothing obscure on fark, and the radio report said one
looked like Santa Claus.)

I haven't placed a good fake ad in a while.

Thanks for the reminder!

ZipSplat: BalugaJoe: Why is Craigslist still allowed to operate?

Everything in the first column is for idiots, the elderly, and desperate people. The rest of it is pretty good.

Hey every now and then if you check last minute ads they're worth responding to.

Have met a few crazy freaks in the sack that were worth the insanity.

"Hey, I'm here for the gangbang."
"Go away, that wasn't a real ad, you perv."
"No, it HAS to be real. It was on the internets and all."
"Go away."
"So you're saying that the chick in Casual Encounters who wants me to join Adult Friend Finder won't be there when I sign up?"

"you said there be some sexin goin on. and i'm here to git mah sexin on. even if you doan want it."

talk about disappointed. high hopes for an orgy, then goes to jail for trying to get things started.

Even if he had the right address and the girl was part of the gangbang, it's still assault if they ask you to stop.

Was it this guy?

Link (new window)

/down at the gangbang

iollow: Even if he had the right address and the girl was part of the gangbang, it's still assault if they ask you to stop.

That's why I carry a jug of ether to every CLGB I attend.

Ho. Ly. shiat. I work with a guy named Richard Zeh! The age is different by 20 years, though.

/No, PedoBear. Not 9. 49.

The-Brain: More: Unlikely, group sex

More unlikely group sex?

More unlikely: group sex.

The ultimate ad would be to ask for a gang to time travel to gangbang a chick from histories past. Oh and they have to bring their own weapons and I can't guarantee your safety because I only did this once before. And to also include a lost "cat" advertisement.

I hope he didn't just show up naked. I mean, you're supposed to let nudity just happen.

37!!!

I'm here for the gangbang



I'm here for the gangbang



I'm here for the gangbang



I'm here for the gangbang



I'm here for teh cheezburgers

Help me pick:

A) Casual sex ad for my cousin?

or

B) Casual sex ad for schizophrenic BIL?

How low should I go?

Somewhere, John Valby is scrambling for a pen...

KNOCK-KNOCK!!!

Who's there?

GOVERNOR HUGH CAREY

Governor Hugh Carey-who?

GOVERNOR, HUGH CAREY HER UPSTAIRS AND WE'LL ALL HAVE A GANGBANG...

At the gangbang, we'll have some fun...
There's plenty at the gangbang for everyone.
When I was younger, and in my prime...
I used to gangbang all the ti-i-ime.
But now I'm older, and turning gray...
I only gangbang once a da-a-ay!

KNOCK-KNOCK!!!

Thoroughly With Foil: Somewhere, John Valby is scrambling for a pen...

Would have beat you, but all that typing took too long.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

HAMMERTOE: KNOCK-KNOCK!!!

Who's there?

GOVERNOR HUGH CAREY

Governor Hugh Carey-who?

GOVERNOR, HUGH CAREY HER UPSTAIRS AND WE'LL ALL HAVE A GANGBANG...

At the gangbang, we'll have some fun...
There's plenty at the gangbang for everyone.
When I was younger, and in my prime...
I used to gangbang all the ti-i-ime.
But now I'm older, and turning gray...
I only gangbang once a da-a-ay!

KNOCK-KNOCK!!!

GREAT.. I am going to a meeting in about 5 minutes with this song in my head... this should be less productive than normal... Gangbang once a dayyyyyyyy...

Bah!

...gobblenibblechew...

Posted yet?

Has anyone posted that pic of the skeevy-looking guy from "Old School" stating that he had arrived for the large-group sexifications?