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(ABC)   Bank manager never even noticed that the bank was being robbed and all of her employees were locked in the vault   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 28
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2010-04-06 11:47:15 AM  
Sounds like a pretty typical manager to me.
 
2010-04-06 11:47:58 AM  
Maybe it was her first day on the job, give her a break. Unless she's fat and ugly.
 
2010-04-06 11:48:19 AM  
Good Friday?
 
2010-04-06 11:48:20 AM  
Greenspan?
 
2010-04-06 11:50:36 AM  
Heh. Sounds like one of my old managers. It took nothing short of a tactical nuke to pry her away from contemplating her personal problems long enough to address something that was going in the office.
 
2010-04-06 11:51:13 AM  
Sounds like some fine management skills, Lou.
 
2010-04-06 11:51:44 AM  
Late to work and being robbed? tsk,tsk
 
2010-04-06 11:52:21 AM  
Common give the guy a break, haven't you ever got so caught up in Mafia wars you don't notice 3 hours have gone by.
 
2010-04-06 11:56:33 AM  
Cranial rectal inversion. It's not just for men, anymore.
 
2010-04-06 12:00:58 PM  
what was in the box?
 
2010-04-06 12:01:28 PM  
Time to quit drinkin', sugar tits

/DNRTFA
 
2010-04-06 12:02:26 PM  
Step One: Get a job at a bank
Step Two: Plan robbery
Step Three: ??? (Claim ignorance)
Step Four: Profit!
 
2010-04-06 12:03:53 PM  
starlost: what was in the box?

That part of the story is just hilarious. Probably a strobe light placed in a cardboard box with holes cut out of it.

But WATCH OUT! It'll git ya!
 
2010-04-06 12:03:59 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com

Where'd everybody go?
 
2010-04-06 12:08:41 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: Good Friday?

The best! (for the robbers, not the bank manager obviously)
 
2010-04-06 12:11:26 PM  
This is TOTALLY something that would happen to me! I am SO oblivious to the world around me sometimes.
 
2010-04-06 12:15:27 PM  
StarshipPooper: Unless she's fat and ugly.

It happened in Wisconsin, of course she's fat and ugly.
 
2010-04-06 12:18:56 PM  
Lundah: StarshipPooper: Unless she's fat and ugly.

It happened in Wisconsin, of course she's fat and ugly.


I will have you know that some WI women are skinny, skanky and hairy, too.
 
2010-04-06 12:20:31 PM  
bunner: Lundah: StarshipPooper: Unless she's fat and ugly.

It happened in Wisconsin, of course she's fat and ugly.

I will have you know that some WI women are skinny, skanky and hairy, too.


So, which is subby's mom?
 
2010-04-06 12:20:54 PM  
bunner: Lundah: StarshipPooper: Unless she's fat and ugly.

It happened in Wisconsin, of course she's fat and ugly.

I will have you know that some WI women are skinny, skanky and hairy, too.


We had those in Illinois too--they're the ones on meth, right?
 
2010-04-06 12:21:03 PM  
PurpleAlienGiraffe: This is TOTALLY something that would happen to me! I am SO oblivious to the world around me sometimes.

Same here. A guy pulled a gun on me and said "Get the fark back!" I was so oblivious I said "What was that?" Then he repeated himself. That's when I pulled out my S&W .357 Magnum, and told him "No, YOU get the fark back!" (new window)
 
2010-04-06 12:21:23 PM  
KingKauff: bunner: Lundah: StarshipPooper: Unless she's fat and ugly.

It happened in Wisconsin, of course she's fat and ugly.

I will have you know that some WI women are skinny, skanky and hairy, too.

So, which is subby's mom?


Look for the antlers.
 
2010-04-06 12:53:52 PM  
Lemme guess, Farmtown?

/dnrtfa
 
2010-04-06 02:28:08 PM  
starlost: what was in the box?

Oh, I saw that episode of Outer Limits recently. It was a deformed frog.
 
2010-04-06 02:39:27 PM  
Sounds like a person ripe for promotion to upper management at BofA.
 
2010-04-06 02:41:13 PM  
I had to check if this was our branch manager. When she is actually there rather than out shopping she is usually peeking at where people are buying things.
 
2010-04-06 02:50:43 PM  
I totally would have made out with the clerks
 
2010-04-06 08:06:58 PM  
I'm not leaving my package. In fact, I'm not giving it up for ANY amount of money.
 
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