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(News.com.au)   Ear nearly cut off in machete attack. I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK."   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2010-04-05 05:27:48 PM  
Approves
img299.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-05 05:33:17 PM  
This is a good use of the--I SAID THIS IS A GOOD USE OF THIS MEME
 
2010-04-05 05:36:12 PM  
Can you type a little louder?
 
2010-04-05 05:54:54 PM  
No, I said CLOCK!
 
2010-04-05 05:59:34 PM  
What!?
 
2010-04-05 06:19:45 PM  

gopher321: Send Nibbles to the rescue!


You see that's why I'd never make a good scientist. He did something productive, it will help society, he'll be lauded.

If it were me, I would have grown a boob on that mouse. I would have grown it, and then I would have gone and had a little me-time in the bathroom.
 
2010-04-05 06:21:02 PM  
Bear early but often my chevy at back?

Woman, you are not making any sense, now go get me a beer and stop interupting the game!
 
2010-04-05 08:14:53 PM  
You don't have to yell, I'm not Anne Frank.
 
2010-04-05 09:07:24 PM  
Van Gogh fark yourself.
 
2010-04-05 09:08:22 PM  
NEARLY!

SO KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YA
 
2010-04-05 09:10:20 PM  
FTA: Officers also seized a machete, live ammunition and two inactive grenades.

Dude had machete ammo.
 
2010-04-05 09:11:39 PM  
Was the attacker Samoan?
 
2010-04-05 09:13:36 PM  
i72.photobucket.com

I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK."
 
2010-04-05 09:16:01 PM  
Nearly threw out your mom's back?
 
2010-04-05 09:17:13 PM  
Dawn Budge wanted for questioning
 
2010-04-05 09:18:05 PM  
I guess submittard is not only part deaf, but also blind.

Repeat.
 
2010-04-05 09:19:22 PM  

dennysgod: I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK."


Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
 
2010-04-05 09:19:36 PM  
Ear nearly cut off in machete attack.

I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar.
 
2010-04-05 09:22:25 PM  
dvdmedia.ign.com

Approves!
 
2010-04-05 09:22:53 PM  
I carry a machete everywhere. you never know when there is going to be some thick shrubbery. or annoying people.
 
2010-04-05 09:23:35 PM  
Seriously, can I be a mod? I actually read the website. How hard is it to avoid repeats?
 
2010-04-05 09:23:41 PM  

spawn73: I guess submittard is not only part deaf, but also blind.

Repeat.


I SAID YOU CAN SUCK ON MY BALL SACK
 
2010-04-05 09:24:27 PM  

PeppermintNightmare: I carry a machete everywhere. you never know when there is going to be some thick shrubbery. or annoying people.


Ni !
 
2010-04-05 09:26:33 PM  

s1ugg0: Seriously, can I be a mod? I actually read the website. How hard is it to avoid repeats?


I SAID PUT DOWN THE CRACK
 
2010-04-05 09:31:28 PM  
images.fanpop.com
TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP!!!
 
2010-04-05 09:33:27 PM  
PUT AWAY YOUR SWORDS
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON FIGHTING?

/and however you do the music notes
 
2010-04-05 09:38:37 PM  

homeoftheblues: s1ugg0: Seriously, can I be a mod? I actually read the website. How hard is it to avoid repeats?

I SAID PUT DOWN THE CRACK


THERE'S A CLOWN IN THE BACK?
 
2010-04-05 09:42:14 PM  
 
2010-04-05 09:43:55 PM  
Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
 
2010-04-05 09:46:22 PM  
Wouldn't you still be able to hear if your ear was cut off? The eardrum is deep.

/only when the sounds come directly from the side, due to the lack of a giant cone like ear funneling the sound down.
 
2010-04-05 09:55:18 PM  

The Invisible Sky Wizard: homeoftheblues: s1ugg0: Seriously, can I be a mod? I actually read the website. How hard is it to avoid repeats?

I SAID PUT DOWN THE CRACK

THERE'S A CLOWN IN THE BACK?


NO, I DON'T NEED A TIRE JACK !
 
2010-04-05 09:56:19 PM  

cptjack: Ear Attack Trifecta now in play. (new window)


nybankruptcynet.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-05 10:13:16 PM  
Hey, ain't that right big man? I said ain't that right big man?
Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this side anyway, he ain't got no ear.
Hey barmaid, bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid.
 
2010-04-05 10:13:43 PM  
Wendel Stamps is out of control.
 
2010-04-05 10:14:08 PM  
This headline would have worked well last Thursday night.
 
2010-04-05 10:37:38 PM  
 
2010-04-05 10:40:50 PM  
This is not a repeat from passover weekend AD 33.
 
2010-04-05 10:43:08 PM  
This (new window)

immediately came to mind when I saw the ear mouse. nsfw?
 
2010-04-05 10:43:36 PM  
I cut off a dude's arm with a machete, once.

He pulled a gun on me during a poker game.

/It was a .22, I mean, wtf?
//Was on probation for 4 years for it.
 
2010-04-05 10:48:52 PM  
img5.allocine.fr

/approves
 
2010-04-05 10:50:27 PM  

dennysgod: I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK."


Thank you.
 
2010-04-05 10:54:57 PM  
Didn't Peter try this once?
 
2010-04-05 11:02:10 PM  

BokerBill: Didn't Peter try this once?


Simpson's did it.
 
2010-04-05 11:16:22 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

/approves
 
2010-04-05 11:39:59 PM  

Nyxxxx: I cut off a dude's arm with a machete, once.

He pulled a gun on me during a poker game.

/It was a .22, I mean, wtf?
//Was on probation for 4 years for it.


Did he throw in his hand?
 
2010-04-06 12:01:26 AM  
www.352media.com

/better excuse to post boobies than any
 
2010-04-06 12:05:54 AM  
www.rowthree.com

/hot like Jeff Fahey's character's wife and daughter
 
2010-04-06 01:46:49 AM  
"Nearly"? Jeez, what a half-assed hacker.
 
2010-04-06 01:49:30 AM  
I arrived for a few references, leaving happy, and found others I had forgotten aboot.
 
2010-04-06 02:09:04 AM  

dennysgod: I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK."


Thread WIN.
 
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