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(NYPost)   Attention farkettes: Joey Buttafuoco soon to be single. Line forms to the right   ( divider line
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4739 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2003 at 3:11 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-02 09:24:11 AM  
"Joey Buttafuoco over here!"
2003-05-02 09:54:04 AM  
I'm first!
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2003-05-02 09:58:40 AM  
Hookers on the left, drugs on the right....
2003-05-02 02:40:38 PM  
Good for her. Sometimes a bullet in the head will get you thinking.
2003-05-02 03:14:08 PM  
Yeah, after getting shot in the head by her underage husbands lover she finally got her act together and left the handsome devil.

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows them?
2003-05-02 03:14:32 PM  
This woman is a moron.
2003-05-02 03:14:38 PM  

Any woman would need Joey Buttafuco like they would need a hole in the head.

No, wait a moment...

2003-05-02 03:14:52 PM  
How typical - farkers get really hot chicks, us farkettes get Joey
2003-05-02 03:15:45 PM  
She got shot 11 years ago. Does it take that long to make a decision after a bullet enters your skull?
2003-05-02 03:15:58 PM  
Good point Medf

and No farking fair
2003-05-02 03:17:21 PM  

"And in recent years, Joey had frequented the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, hanging out with porno pals Ron Jeremy and John Wayne Bobbitt."

Hey, I've told this joke before: "A guido, a hedgehog, and a eunuch walk into a brothel..."

2003-05-02 03:17:26 PM  
I Buttofuco'd soda all over my computer screen @ Darkhorse's picture.
2003-05-02 03:18:23 PM  
Is that line forming so the chicks can kick Joey in the nards, or for chicks to line up and slap his soon-to-be ex across the mouth and shout "What the fark were you thinking, staying with that loser THIS LONG?! He had you shot in the farking head, biotch!"
2003-05-02 03:18:42 PM  
sorry. I needed to test this. Buttofucod!
2003-05-02 03:18:44 PM  
Just think of all the fun you could have making fun of his last name.

"Honey, time to Buttafucco me."

Har har.

But he's ass-nasty, so no. Of course, if he was Hugh Jackman or Viggo Mortensen I'd be all over it. Or Billy Bob Thornton.

/has a thing for Billy Bob
2003-05-02 03:19:00 PM  
pffft.. It's all Amy Fishers fault.. Joey was an innocent bystander.
2003-05-02 03:19:41 PM  
Amy Fisher is 28!!! Geez I'm old...
2003-05-02 03:20:36 PM  
Anyone have picutres of Amy? I can't remember what she looks like.
2003-05-02 03:21:49 PM  
He's just not the same person she married.
2003-05-02 03:22:38 PM  

Actually, joey is a man's man. Really, suppose one day you're walking down the street with him, when all of a sudden you're attacked by a musclebound WWE female wrestler. Joey will beat the CRAP outta her !

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2003-05-02 03:24:00 PM  
not sure how recent this is..

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2003-05-02 03:24:52 PM  
This worries me, I mean if they split up, could happen to anyone.

No marriage is safe.
2003-05-02 03:26:50 PM  
I don't want any part of that one...Eeeew!
2003-05-02 03:27:07 PM  
Speaking of Amy, I had read somewhere recently that she also had a kid. Not sure by whom or how old (toddler maybe?). Can anyone back that story up?
2003-05-02 03:29:21 PM  
I remember wanting to hit it. Actually, that's a lie. I was 12 when that happened so I just wanted "to see her boobie things!"
2003-05-02 03:32:32 PM  

Speaking of Amy, I had read somewhere recently that she also had a kid. Not sure by whom or how old (toddler maybe?). Can anyone back that story up?

I have the following text from a reliable news source that shall remain secret:

Amy, now 28, served nearly seven years behind bars for assault and is now a new mom living back on Long Island.
2003-05-02 03:32:36 PM  

Silly Farkette..

If you read the article, it says she has a kid and is now living in Long Island.
2003-05-02 03:33:06 PM  
Not if he were the last pecker on the planet...
2003-05-02 03:33:34 PM  
damn BillDarryl

I didn't mean to give up your secret news source so easily.. sorry bro.
2003-05-02 03:34:37 PM  
Took her long enough, sheesh.
2003-05-02 03:37:03 PM  
thanks for saying it for me, AuntofDogface!
2003-05-02 03:39:33 PM  
The sad part is that he will probably find someone new before Mary Jo does.
2003-05-02 03:40:50 PM  
'salright... I have no stomach for torture, would have probably snapped and revealed it at the slightest threat.
2003-05-02 03:43:24 PM  
Skinink -

Ha...I was hoping somebody would reference that fight. I thought it was awesome - Chyna talking about how she was gonna stomp him and show him girl power - then he just kept hitting her and knocking her down. Then the people would boo, and he'd hold up his hands like he was a champ. Bloody beautiful.
2003-05-02 03:47:43 PM  
Glad to see that MaryJo finally got it throught her thick skull! Uh....wait.....

**Happy Hour starts in 5...4....3...2...***
2003-05-02 03:49:15 PM  
throught = through
**looks like happy hour started earlier than expected**
2003-05-02 03:53:41 PM  
I just did a Google search to find a photo of him in those damn pants....remember those? Baggy, brightly colored, obnoxious...they quickly got the label "Joey Buttafuoco Pants" and guys everywhere were wearing them, but I can't find a single image of Mr. Buttafuoco actually in them!
2003-05-02 03:54:24 PM  
The guy has probably been getting the "I've got a headache" excuse for the past 11 years. I'm sure this is not going to be any skin off his butt, just off his wallet.
2003-05-02 03:56:46 PM  
He was banging a 16 year old... he's my F'ing hero!
2003-05-02 03:58:45 PM  
Rillion Zubaz.
2003-05-02 04:00:43 PM  
2003-05-02 04:04:35 PM  
Does he still have the Zubas? I don't think I've ever seen an attractive man wearing Zubas before.
2003-05-02 04:04:53 PM  
I ran into him a few years back when I was working in Massapequa. It was at a 7-11 (not the 7-11, there are 2 of them there) and the first thing I noticed was his snakeskin boots, looked up and there he was, then I realized who the blond was sitting in the car that was glaring at me 'coz I parked too close to their car, Mary-Jo

/my personal story

A friend of mine's ex-wife was in the cell next to Amy Fisher while she was in prison upstate

/friend's story

Does anyone remember when Joey was on Howard Stern and Amy Fisher's father called in. It got ugly, was obviously not staged. It ran for over an hour and Howard Stern was speechless during 99% of it. Joey accused Amy's father of 'diddling his daughter on their family boat' (Joey's words, not mine). I sat in the parking lot at work, listening, it was still going on and I had to go in, went right back out to Dunkin Donuts and they were listening to it there. Everyone was in complete amazement.

/my fondest Joey story.
2003-05-02 04:07:47 PM  
to a local hot-sheets hotel for secret sex sessions.

Commack Motor Inn, anyone?

2003-05-02 04:09:19 PM  
LOL Billdaryl...

read the articles first, ppl, that should be mandatory
2003-05-02 04:12:44 PM  
Mets Motel...Queens Blvd....Eeewww
2003-05-02 04:12:45 PM  
not with a 10 foot pole.

2003-05-02 04:15:58 PM  
a guy I briefly dated used Joey for bodywork......on his car, gutterbrain
2003-05-02 04:23:28 PM  
Yeah, what AuntofDogface said!
2003-05-02 04:37:08 PM  
Bada-boom, Bada-bing, Buttafuoco.

got nothin
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