Indolent: The saddest thing about this is that she was treated as such a nobody in the article. A person died and the important thing is that she was found near the home of a famous person.

Kinda like some guy being stabbed to death and all the news article has is "Man stains carpet".

That's the only reason this is international news. I'm sure anything local would be better. For example, The Daily Star (ads may be NSFW) goes into more detail about the actual body.

He's such poon magnet

Did it seem to anyone else like there was a whole lot of George Clooney wedged into that article for no actual reason other than he owns property near a crime scene?

Ha ha love the ads on that page.

oh subby, very clever

MoonPirate: FTFDailyStarA
Officers say she may have been killed in Switzerland, 40 miles away, and dumped in one of the many rivers that flow into the lake.

My geography is apparently waaaaaaaaaaaaay off.


It is, Lake Como is in Italy about 15-20 miles from the Swiss border.

Also FTFDSA

The woman was aged between 25 and 30 ...attractive and "well kept", with painted fingernails and dyed brown hair. She was wearing a T-shirt and black underwear. She had a dolphin tattooed on her left breast and had undergone breast surgery.

Apparently stardom trumps missing attractive white girl.

well they did say they thought her to be a high class escort, and if her black book does not have names of famous people in it, she is lowered in status.

MoonPirate: trixter_nl: It is, Lake Como is in Italy about 15-20 miles from the Swiss border.


Im an idiot. For some reason, which escapes me now, I thought they were talking about his house in Florida, and there was somehow a city in Florida named Switzerland. See, it would have been almost funny then.


you are thinking of the materhorn in disney um land? world?

/Affleck not impressed because he wasn't with a hooker today
//He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

Stranglehold: /Affleck not impressed because he wasn't with a hooker today
//He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

So, not a 10-82 then?

Also, Phantoms like a Mother-effer.

has anybody been tracking the recent movements of Glenn Beck? I'd like to know where he was during this poor young woman's last moments.

*shakes fists towards the heavens*

CLOOOOOONEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!

Women die around George Clooney, that's just one of the facts of life.

Stranglehold: /Affleck not impressed because he wasn't with a hooker today
//He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

Dammit you beat me to it.

/well played, sir

ultraholland: has anybody been tracking the recent movements of Glenn Beck? I'd like to know where he was during this poor young woman's last moments.

I find it odd he hasn't issued a statement on the subject. I mean, what is he hiding?

I don't want to accuse anyone of anything, but it seems to me that Glenn Beck is afraid of the truth.

What they didn't include in the article is that she was killed with Windex.

Kevin5280: "There is a strong wind blowing towards the south and we believe the body was dumped up lake and taken down close to the home of George Clooney."

That's exactly what Clooney wants you to think, you fools. You've played right into his hands!

Yeah, Chandra Levy didn't know she was only one degree removed from Clooney until it was too late. He's flaunting it in all of our faces, and there's nothing we can do. He and Glenn Beck just do whatever they want while our women cower in fear. Well, they don't and if they did they probably wouldn't be caught by surprise and come to such unfortunate ends, but the point remains.

Clooney's the ultimate chick magnet.

"There is a strong wind blowing towards the south and we believe the body was dumped up lake and taken down close to the home of George Clooney."

He even attracts the dead ones.

In other news, a body was found in a gorge near the former home of Carl Sagan.

45cal: What they didn't include in the article is that she was killed with Windex.

if only

How does George Clooney keep getting away with killing women? Is he using his connection to Rosemary Clooney? Dropping her name and walking away?

I blame Karl Rove!! Bastard.

The angry fist of God: Stranglehold: /Affleck not impressed because he wasn't with a hooker today
//He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

So, not a 10-82 then?

Also, Phantoms like a Mother-effer.

Jay: Do they say who's farkin' playing us in the movie?
Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.
Jay: Who?
Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?
Jay: You mean that farkin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?
Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".

Didn't they film parts of the Star Wars prequels there, i.e. isn't Lake Como "that lake on Naboo"?

I heard that Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990 so it may be time to add him to the list of suspects in this case. As we all know the leopard doesn't change his shorts.

TFA: The body of a woman, said to be aged between 25 and 30 ...

...There is a strong wind blowing towards the south and we believe the body was dumped ...


I appears she was corked too early. I'd dump the bottle, too.

Empty Signal Gray: Women die around George Clooney, that's just one of the facts of life.

What you did there. I see it. (I think.)

/sips more coffee

Dallymo: I just watched "Burn After Reading" this afternoon. I am very suspicious.

/he must be stopped

"...the Russians?"

so that 'stare'n' thing works on women too?

Stranglehold: /Affleck not impressed because he wasn't with a hooker today
//He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

Came here for Ben Affleck from Jay & Silent Bob, Leaving happy

I liked Solaris.

Indolent: The saddest thing about this is that she was treated as such a nobody in the article. A person died and the important thing is that she was found near the home of a famous person.

Kinda like some guy being stabbed to death and all the news article has is "Man stains carpet".



/There is no way I should have spent that much effort getting this screen shot.
//Fark has ruined me.

BalugaJoe: I liked Solaris.

That movie made me weep like a damn baby.

Point02GPA: If the floater is female always check with the Kennedys.

That also is true when it is a 5 Iron.

Damn! He's in a tight spot!

She refused to iron his balls.