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2001-09-29 06:47:55 PM  
2001-09-29 06:48:19 PM  
Hermaphrodite Moose!
2001-09-29 06:50:06 PM  
Can you say "Spending WAY too much time alone in the woods "

"The hunter shot it, thinking it was a bull. When he got closer, he saw that things weren't as they should have been, or as he expected,"
2001-09-29 07:05:38 PM  
I wonder how the hunter is going to have it stuffed and mounted. I mean if its so rare, you'd want to make sure that everyone who sees it knows why. I'm thinking that maybe the Ron Jeremey - "hit her in the shiater" pose would work.
2001-09-29 07:07:03 PM  
What the article didn't tell you, was the moose was shot on a Harley wearing a flannel shirt with no sleeves.
2001-09-29 07:12:57 PM  
Damn that Dr. Evil!
2001-09-29 07:17:05 PM  
It wasn't a Bull Moose, it was a Bull Dyke.
2001-09-29 07:26:31 PM  
but that's one of the funniest titles i've ever seen
2001-09-29 07:27:53 PM  
I agree with FRKBOY, that is a classic!
2001-09-29 07:32:23 PM  
Thank you, FRKBOY and Malinois. Sometimes, the headlines write themselves. ;-)

Am I the only one who gets a huge rush when they see their submissions get in? It's like taking a big ol' hit off the crackpipe, I swear! Well, I mean... what it must be like.
2001-09-29 07:38:39 PM  
wow. that moose could go fark itself
2001-09-29 07:56:15 PM  
I find the banner ad intensely's for an Elantra with standard all leather interior.

Does that seem to anyone else like maybe it doesn't belong on Animal Planet?
2001-09-29 07:56:51 PM  
What cracks me up is how many people have to mention that they got their post submitted. Ok, ok. You're submitted.

Like the coach who told the rookie wide receiver who spiked the ball and danced around the end zone, "Cool it kid. Show some class and act like you've been there before."

Don't blow your own horn. Everyone checks everyone's bio. Then we'll see how many submissions you have. (Although sometimes it takes a while to get updated.)

I'm not busting your balls in particular BigPhilly, in fact, way to go. But there are some guys who have to mention it each and every time. This goes out to those insecure egomaniacs.

Go Rams.
2001-09-29 08:06:29 PM  
anyone do a gender check on those triple farking deer? It could explain a lot...
2001-09-29 08:25:26 PM  
It's usually kind of tough without killing them. Many states require that the hunter leave "evidence of sex" when cleaning their kill. That's how the hunter found out, I suspect.
2001-09-29 08:26:47 PM  
Bigpeeler: None taken. I'm still new (this is my third submission accepted - and first brag, now that I think about it) so it's still a novelty. I'm sure I'll become jaded soon, and it'll be old hat. ;-)
2001-09-29 08:37:26 PM  
You'd think the huge strap-on would've given the guy an idea it was female before he shot it.
2001-09-29 08:56:00 PM  
take your pick:
Correct someones spelling,
Make a filtered post for the first,
make a nubian,fark,shiat,etc...
complain about the tag,
use 69 megs,
start a religious debate,
make a jelloboy reference,
complain about someone elses post,
or celebrate because the first couple of links you submit are posted.

Celebrating a post is so much less annoying.


2001-09-29 10:25:00 PM  
Oh, yeah! They shot that moose on my birthday!!! What a gift!!!

I bet they're gonna want to mount that whole moose on the wall...

2001-09-29 10:59:34 PM  
So, I can't mention if I submitted an article anymore? Not even if I then point out how stupid I was? Darn. I'm about 3 for 10 on articles posted/articles submitted, but I'm 3/3 on articles posted/ submissions mentioned arrogantly. If any of that confuses you, congratulations, you're normal.
2001-09-29 11:15:05 PM  
Who cares about whether he mentioned that this is his submission or not? It's the Jamie Lee Curtis of the moose world!

(I just had to make that comparison, seeing as no one else has yet.)
2001-09-29 11:23:38 PM  
They should have fined him half.
2001-09-29 11:26:28 PM  
And BloodyL, THANK YOU for sharing my "Jamie Lee Curtis is a man, baby" point of view. I mean, yeah, she's the proprietor of a serious rack and all, but it's a cover story for the shlong the tucking. She's the most masculine thing this side of Angelica Huston.
2001-09-29 11:26:47 PM  
This story had been submitted (and rejected) several times this week, but this title was what carried it through finally
2001-09-30 12:01:21 AM  
I guess it makes sense to fine for killing females but not males. Population growth only really occurs when the females-to-males ratio is higher in favor of females. The more females, the better. Anyhoo, y'know most children being born in the US are male, and that's always happened before a major war...
2001-09-30 12:03:31 AM  
Somewhat O-T ... Wasn't Bullwinkle a hermaphrodite too?
2001-09-30 01:13:23 AM  
wasn't this exact same article linked from fark, except at another site? does anybody read this stuff before they put it up?
2001-09-30 12:12:54 PM  
hey Fetus-Wheel, what the heck is Jelloboy?
2001-09-30 07:00:05 PM  
"Hey, look; something unique, let's shoot it!"
2001-09-30 09:04:26 PM  
Hey.. I'm actually going to post something about the moose...

re: Cranky's post

I do know of one way that would work. I used to live a small town where one of the store owners would bag a deer around Christmas time, prop its legs in a snowbank so it would stay standing, and attach a red lightbulb on its nose.
2001-09-30 09:39:26 PM  
That Moose in Parappa is wearing women's clothing, yet it has antlers. Coincidence?
2001-10-01 07:02:35 AM  
"It's very, very rare," he said.
2001-10-01 07:02:51 AM  
Bloody is now, isn't it?
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