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(Breitbart.com)   Andrew Breitbart put something stronger in the Kool-Aid for Easter: "Barack Obama's Helter-Skelter, Insane Clown Posse, Alinsky Plans to 'Deconstruct' America"   ( bighollywood.breitbart.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Alinsky, Andrew Breitbart, Easter, Congressional Black Caucus, Civil Rights Act, John Podesta, Democratic Caucus, The Media Elite  
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2010-04-03 12:25:01 PM  
As a communist socialist liberal, I, for one, hope to see America deconstructed. In fact, I'm actively working to deconstruct America right now, here on the internet!
 
2010-04-03 12:37:08 PM  
So... Obama is a Juggalo?
 
2010-04-03 01:00:04 PM  
To Breitbart all the news channels but Fox look like this

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2010-04-03 01:25:29 PM  
After 14 months of committing 100% to health care reform, the day after the signing of the Health Care bill was to mark the Democratic Party's new primary concern: destroy the uprising, annihilate by all means necessary, the Tea Party movement

the best way to do that is to give the tea baggers an open mic and two hours of free air time to speak their minds. put that unedited tape up on CNN during prime time and the movement will be dead by next tuesday.
 
2010-04-03 01:32:25 PM  
President 2Dope Insane Clownbama.
 
2010-04-03 01:38:46 PM  

Weaver95: After 14 months of committing 100% to health care reform, the day after the signing of the Health Care bill was to mark the Democratic Party's new primary concern: destroy the uprising, annihilate by all means necessary, the Tea Party movement

the best way to do that is to give the tea baggers an open mic and two hours of free air time to speak their minds. put that unedited tape up on CNN during prime time and the movement will be dead by next tuesday.


The funny thing about all of it is this manufactured persecution complex the Tea Partiers have. The Searchlight, NV Tea Party was met with, what, about 40 protesters, and one idiot who tossed an egg at the bus?

Clark County, NV (the most populous county in the whole state and the one in which Las Vegas, Henderson, and Searchlight abide), is demographically liberal compared to the rest of the state demographics, yet only 40 people felt strongly enough about it to bother to show up? The rest of us couldn't care less about them.

To me at least, they are primarily a matter of amusement, and not much else.
 
2010-04-03 01:44:50 PM  
President Bardiel HUSSEIN Sandalphon O'Tabris
 
2010-04-03 01:47:45 PM  

make me some tea: To me at least, they are primarily a matter of amusement, and not much else.


If they didn't have a habit of threatening Democrats, I wouldn't care about them either. Because they do have a habit of threatening people who don't agree with them, I worry about them.
 
2010-04-03 01:50:57 PM  
That is the insanest article I have read in weeks.
 
2010-04-03 01:51:37 PM  
if you mean 'deconstruct' as in take apart, then whatever.

if you mean 'deconstruct' as in post-modern literary philosophical bullshiat, then America is already undergoing constant deconstruction.

either way this Breitbart guy needs to get laid.
 
2010-04-03 01:53:11 PM  
Breitbart is unstable.
 
2010-04-03 01:55:14 PM  

vernonFL: President 2Dope Insane Clownbama.


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2010-04-03 01:56:25 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Breitbart is unstable.


Do you think we'll be luck enough to have him reach critical and then meltdown?
 
2010-04-03 01:56:36 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: That is the insanest article I have read in weeks.


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2010-04-03 01:58:25 PM  

John Dewey: DarnoKonrad: Breitbart is unstable.

Do you think we'll be luck enough to have him reach critical and then meltdown?


I don't know about luck. This is America. Having a meltdown will probably just make him rich and influential.
 
2010-04-03 01:58:43 PM  
I heard Vice Crunt Bidencock said the health care reform bill has a hatchet with your dick's name on it.
 
2010-04-03 01:59:35 PM  
He's just trying to reach out to America's youth. (Breitbart, I mean.)
 
2010-04-03 02:00:16 PM  
Well at least America can unite under the notion that ICP is almost as annoying as the GOP(they're nowhere as harmful to America as the GOP though).
 
2010-04-03 02:00:53 PM  

John Dewey: DarnoKonrad: Breitbart is unstable.

Do you think we'll be luck enough to have him reach critical and then meltdown?


We just need a small, crack unit of trolls to keep peppering him with insinuations -- both on the internet and in meatspace -- that he's not properly a journalist.

He totally flies off the handle about that. Hit him with it often enough and his head will most certainly asplode.
 
2010-04-03 02:01:03 PM  
Wow. this guy is schizo-looney tunes farknuts rubbing-shiat-in-his-own-hair retarded.
 
2010-04-03 02:01:17 PM  
crab66:

Holy shiat that scared the crap out of me. I'm dog-sitting my friend's Boxer right now, and if that dog ever looked at me like that I'd lock it up in the kennel and not let him out until Tuesday.

A little bit too much Venom-like for me.
 
2010-04-03 02:05:58 PM  
Here's a hint:

The louder extremists yell about the alleged tactics being used against them, the better you know exactly what they are doing themselves.

Alinsky is getting a lot of attention from these nutters for a reason.
 
2010-04-03 02:09:10 PM  
The president of the company I recently got laid off from lives next door to Breitbart in Brentwood and is his best friend. We used to have all kinds of discussions about Breitbart and I told him how batshiat crazy I thought he was. When Breitbart was launching his Big Hollywood bullshiat, I asked him why Breitbart blamed Hollywood for everything in the world, yet chose to live in Brentwood. My boss' theory was that because Breitbart was adopted and grew up in LA, he truly wanted to be part of the LA acting scene but didn't have the chops, and that's why he became the neoconservative blowhard he is today...he wanted to be part of the "cool kids" but the "cool kids" never let him in.

/cue the "cool story, bro" jpg
 
2010-04-03 02:09:38 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: That is the insanest article I have read in weeks.


Yeah, I finally read it. That guy is completely off the deep end.
 
2010-04-03 02:10:05 PM  
FTA "There is no reason for these elected officials to walk above ground through the media circus amid their ideological foes."

Sure there is. How about 'fark you, we won't be intimidated by you small minded racists pricks'?
 
2010-04-03 02:11:38 PM  
I'll be 30 this month. If you want to reach me stop making some guy who died nearly 38 years ago a bogeyman. Also, stop telling me a political ideology that died before my teens and I know mostly through movies from the 80s is coming to take away my freedoms. I do not fear these non-existent monsters.

/fark your culture war.
//fark you people battling like it's still the 60s.
 
2010-04-03 02:13:11 PM  

Arpeggi760: because Breitbart was adopted and grew up in LA, he truly wanted to be part of the LA acting scene but didn't have the chops, and that's why he became the neoconservative blowhard he is today...he wanted to be part of the "cool kids" but the "cool kids" never let him in.


That makes a lot of sense, actually.
 
2010-04-03 02:20:41 PM  
I had to look up this AW's Wikipedia entry. Turns out, he's like Fark's League of Fail with his own website. Question is, who's funding him?
 
2010-04-03 02:21:21 PM  
Is this guy honestly saying that Pelosi was making up allegations of racism so that the Dems could get more of the Black vote?

Is 95% not enough, now?
 
2010-04-03 02:31:44 PM  
After 14 months of committing 100% to health care reform

When the f*ck was this? If I committed 14 months to Health Care Reform I wouldn't need to heavily water down the legislation. We would have Single-Payer, or Medicare for 45+, or a Public Option, and so forth. Besides, he didn't even start until a few months after elected.

I wish President Obama was the nefarious socialist nightmare the Right and whatever crazies (or perhaps "other crazies" would be more appropriate) painted him to be.
 
2010-04-03 02:32:23 PM  
Breitbart is such a putz.
 
2010-04-03 02:33:39 PM  
is he trying to get a job with cnn?
 
2010-04-03 02:33:50 PM  

El Pachuco: I had to look up this AW's Wikipedia entry. Turns out, he's like Fark's League of Fail with his own website. Question is, who's funding him?


Isn't he in with Matt Drudge and his group?
 
2010-04-03 02:35:59 PM  

make me some tea: The funny thing about all of it is this manufactured persecution complex the Tea Partiers have. The Searchlight, NV Tea Party was met with, what, about 40 protesters, and one idiot who tossed an egg at the bus?


The persecution isn't the manufactured part. The so-called oppressors are what's manufactured.
 
2010-04-03 02:38:36 PM  
President Manson Squeeky Tate Frommebama.
 
2010-04-03 02:41:22 PM  

Hobodeluxe: El Pachuco: I had to look up this AW's Wikipedia entry. Turns out, he's like Fark's League of Fail with his own website. Question is, who's funding him?

Isn't he in with Matt Drudge and his group?


Yes, he and the completely heterosexual Matt Drudge have been very good, close friends for a long time. Breitbart used to "manage" the Drudge Report when Matt was sleeping. Or some such.
 
2010-04-03 02:42:39 PM  

make me some tea: As a communist socialist liberal, I, for one, hope to see America deconstructed. In fact, I'm actively working to deconstruct America right now, here on the internet!


You too? Wow small world. We get two or three more people and we should have it wrapped up by the weekend.

/I got some home brewed beer for us to celebrate with. It's an indian pale ale. So it's great way to celebrate the fall of the white man.
//I'm Irish but I don't think that counts as white to those asshats.
 
2010-04-03 02:44:26 PM  
My mental image for "deconstruct" is someone disassembling a lego structure, which I must say did not help me understand that dross of an article.
 
2010-04-03 02:49:10 PM  
Well... The "amer" in America sounds quite like "to/at ocean/mother" in the tongue of of our allies during the war for independence. The lack of a definte article in that reading is important to note though... As the seas are not really uniformly distinct bodies with separate substance... But rather one body of substance truncated only by langauge. Our mother country, and our americaness exists only in linguistic construct. We are all as humans both utterly American and not American at all.
 
2010-04-03 02:49:36 PM  
What's with the recommendations for conservative movie lovers on the sidebar?
 
2010-04-03 02:54:30 PM  
Why all the hate for Alinsky?
 
2010-04-03 02:54:45 PM  
From the batshiat-crazy article : After 14 months of committing 100% to health care reform, the day after the signing of the Health Care bill was to mark the Democratic Party's new primary concern: destroy the uprising, annihilate by all means necessary, the Tea Party movement. (bold mine)

Breitbart is a dumbass. Democrats LOVE the tea party movement because it is splitting up the republican party. The crazier teabaggers get, the more likely democrats are to win any upcoming election.
 
2010-04-03 02:59:16 PM  
Someone needs to photoshop Obama as a juggalo already. This thread goes nowhere until that happens.
 
2010-04-03 03:03:38 PM  

Professional Wizard: Someone needs to photoshop Obama as a juggalo already. This thread goes nowhere until that happens.


Won't go anywhere after it happens, either. Politics tab.
 
2010-04-03 03:04:05 PM  
make me some tea:
As a communist socialist liberal, I, for one, hope to see America deconstructed. In fact, I'm actively working to deconstruct America right now, here on the internet!

I've been doing me bit too. Only the other day did I break up a concrete pavement slab at one of my NC properties. Sure I relaid a new one that is all nice and level now, but every strike of the hammer and drill felt like a death knoll in the USA.
 
2010-04-03 03:06:19 PM  

Professional Wizard: Someone needs to photoshop Obama as a juggalo already. This thread goes nowhere until that happens.


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"Bam, shabam, shakalakalokis, B-Rock the clown back like scoliosis"
 
2010-04-03 03:08:03 PM  

erveek: Why all the hate for Alinsky?


I had to look him up too.

Saul Alinsky (January 30, 1909, Chicago, Illinois - June 12, 1972, Carmel, California) was an American community organizer and writer. He is generally considered to be the founder of modern community organizing and has been compared in Playboy Magazine to Thomas Paine as "one of the great American leaders of the nonsocialist left."

So, a community organizer who died when Obama was ten years old.

Is there anything the right wing can't lose bladder control over?
 
2010-04-03 03:09:41 PM  
Someone needs to walk me through this. One thing I have never understood is what the end game is. Let's say Obama intentionally destroys the U.S. Then what? Does he move to Pakistan and have the most kickass party with his Muslim friends?
 
2010-04-03 03:10:44 PM  

erveek: Why all the hate for Alinsky?


He's a Jew. What other reason do the NazTeas need?
 
2010-04-03 03:11:05 PM  

El Pachuco: Is there anything the right wing can't lose bladder control over?


Depends.
 
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