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(Warming Glow)   "Like Jersey Shore, but with old people." Do not want   ( ) divider line
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3248 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Apr 2010 at 4:23 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-04-02 04:28:10 PM  
Isn't it already called "Housewives of Orange County (and Atlanata and New York)"?

/first first!
2010-04-02 04:29:19 PM  
Atlanata, of course, is the capital of Atlantis.
2010-04-02 04:30:27 PM
2010-04-02 04:30:36 PM  
I don't feel so good.
2010-04-02 04:31:22 PM  
Except for the stupid tat, she has nice legs. Nicer than my 40 year old wife's.
2010-04-02 04:32:53 PM  
Love the GG tats btw.
2010-04-02 04:33:31 PM  
Jersey Snore?
2010-04-02 04:37:06 PM  
On a technical level that's excellent ink portraiture. On a human being it's ridiculous.
2010-04-02 04:39:39 PM  
old people being Snooki punched?!
2010-04-02 04:40:28 PM  

WordsnCollision: Jersey Snore?

The 97% of the show they don't air will most likely be them napping.
2010-04-02 04:42:14 PM  
I want a show that's like Jersey Shore but with kittens dressed in doll clothes.
2010-04-02 04:49:41 PM
"Golden Girls" hot tub?
2010-04-02 04:55:27 PM  
Sweet Jumping Jesus!
2010-04-02 05:03:38 PM  
Gin, Tinactin, Laundry
2010-04-02 05:28:37 PM  
Instead of "The Situation" we get "The Constipation"?
2010-04-02 05:37:26 PM  

phaseolus: Except for the stupid tat, she has nice legs. Nicer than my 40 year old wife's.

Stop your whining, at least you married ten years younger.
2010-04-02 05:56:40 PM  

johnsoninca: "Golden Girls" hot tub?

I'm holding out for the twin clawfoot tubs at sunset.
2010-04-02 06:03:28 PM  
What's Jersey Shore?
2010-04-02 06:16:41 PM  
I work in the tv/film business in NC, and was recently contacted about shooting a pilot for "Carolina Shore."

We'd basically be swapping orange guidos for orange rednecks.
2010-04-02 06:35:43 PM  

johnsoninca: "Golden Girls" hot tub?

Win. +1

The show had everything.
2010-04-02 06:40:23 PM  
I'd like old women to quit wearing animal prints. And pastel track suits. And rings the size of their husband's prostate.

I don't feel good.
2010-04-02 07:55:57 PM  
Jeezus. The infusion of genetic material from Tila Tequila has made Snooki metabolically unstable! She's deteriorating at a rapid rate!
2010-04-02 08:16:05 PM  
I think I will force my husband to sit through this. After all he knocked me up & I am on bedrest...
2010-04-02 08:38:24 PM  
2010-04-02 09:10:37 PM  
I got the perfect title: "Why the Italian Anti-Defamation League Exists." Or "Goddamn You, David Chase, Goddamn You For Greasing Up Our Screens."
2010-04-02 09:11:10 PM  
FTFA: "At long last, someone was brave enough to give viewers what they've always wanted: old women masturbating. Thank God no one ever got around to inventing Smell-o-vision. You'd never get the scent of Werther's and looming death out of your TV."

Enough said, and 100% THIS.
2010-04-02 09:31:45 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul:

/first first!

Nuh-uh, you did NOT just go there.
2010-04-02 10:32:18 PM  
They're making Cocoon into a TV show?
2010-04-02 11:29:14 PM  

Ponzholio: They're making Cocoon into a TV show?

no, the old people in Cocoon don't even compare to the people in this new WE show. I saw a preview of it & he made me want to hurl.
2010-04-02 11:36:39 PM  
70 is the new 40.
2010-04-03 01:00:34 AM

The pilot episode
2010-04-03 02:26:05 AM  
Nothing meant for any form of human consumption, much less television, should be described as 'like Jersey Shore.'

Things described as 'like Jersey Shore' ought to be meant for psychological or biological warfare.

/snookie + high-yield explosive = biological attack
2010-04-03 09:24:14 AM  

phaseolus: Except for the stupid tat, she has nice legs. Nicer than my 40 year old wife's.

I think it might be a bit of a leap to assume that since the pictures are side by side that they represent the same person. My guess is that the author of the link put the picture in there more for the "trashy old people" tattoo than to show that that particular old woman had that tattoo.
2010-04-03 10:27:22 AM  
Anything with the words Jersey or Shore or any combination - Do not want.
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