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		Yes, it's a slideshow. But, it's a slideshow of Bollywood's perfect 10s. No sandwiches required (photogallery.indiatimes.com)		107
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sinanju		2010-04-03 04:01:28 PM

LonMead: ZeroCorpse: 9. There is no nine.

That's true. Careful research by serious scientists in peer reviewed publications show this to be the case.

Oh, and here's Aishwarya Rai again:

That's a 'shop

unfarkingbelievable		2010-04-03 04:04:14 PM

towatchoverme: I met Celina Jaitley. I've also met ScarJo.

It's not even close. Celina by a mile.

What's a "Scarjo?"

jpinksto		2010-04-04 03:06:07 AM

ZeroCorpse: I've been with Black women, Chinese women, Japanese women, Korean women, Greek women, Jewish women, Persian women, white women of every background and hair color, and I've even been with an orange Russian woman.

But I have very little interest in Indian women.

Why?

Because even when they are attractive (which seems rare) I can never bear to get close enough to them to ask them out because of the smell of curry and sweat.

And I'm not kidding. Curry and sweat; The smell clings to them even if they haven't had a curry in a decade.

Even if you get beyond that, I've rarely met an Indian person who wasn't a completely arrogant ass, and I live in a town with an extremely high Indian population. They're falsely-polite. They can act nice when they have to be... But they almost always have this air of condescension, as if they're still living in the caste system and anyone who isn't at their level of income is an untouchable.

This is, of course, not a wholesale condemnation of the Indian people as a race, but a personal dislike of Indian culture. I would never treat them badly or reject them as associates or friends because of any of this, but I couldn't imagine dating an Indian woman because, frankly, I can't imagine an Indian woman who isn't a rude, arrogant, smelly, hairy, plain-looking chick with a seriously traditionalist family that would look down on me because I'm light-skinned and eat cows.

I'd go for the most ghetto-fabulous, thick-assed Black girl, or the most Irish redhead, or a Persian girl fresh from Iran before I'd go for an Indian woman. They're xenophobic to a fault, and unless they're younger fourth-generation Americans, they smell like a particularly strong, day-old vindaloo. They also age terribly.

If that's rude and awful and means I'll never get in bed with an Indian chick, I can deal with that. I hate curry.

/Not racist. I'll fark anybody of any race.
//I am being culturist, but I think with good reason.
///Later-generation Indian-American chicks are a different case.

It could be a damn chinawomen, he don't care.

/bet you have a I Am a Motherfarker shirt. Or just a fanny pack.

Alphax		2010-04-04 05:29:50 AM

unfarkingbelievable: towatchoverme: I met Celina Jaitley. I've also met ScarJo.

It's not even close. Celina by a mile.

What's a "Scarjo?"

Scarlett Johannsen, I believe.

Highroller48		2010-04-04 11:35:23 AM

India has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Sadly, they don't tend to age well. For some reason, their near-perfect features don't stand up well to the years.

lh6.ggpht.com

This woman's only 40!

/Kidding, but still.

Fano		2010-04-04 01:28:26 PM

Highroller48: India has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Sadly, they don't tend to age well. For some reason, their near-perfect features don't stand up well to the years.

This woman's only 40!

/Kidding, but still.

Those saris must not do much for the figure because it seems they all get lumpy and warty after the age of 30.