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(The Times of India)   Yes, it's a slideshow. But, it's a slideshow of Bollywood's perfect 10s. No sandwiches required   (photogallery.indiatimes.com) divider line 107
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2010-04-02 11:03:37 AM  
I would do unspeakable things to 5 and 9.
I'm talking a new chapter to the Kama Sutra.
 
2010-04-02 11:13:16 AM  
There's a few "I don't know..." and "hey wait a minute..." entries there, but overall, yes.
 
2010-04-02 11:33:49 AM  
www.bustedcoverage.com

Deepika Padukone.

I'd eat that like hot naan.
 
2010-04-02 11:46:22 AM  
Not a single sharp knee to be seen.

Plus I think almost all of them have their real boobies.
 
2010-04-02 12:42:16 PM  
Like the multiple fists of an angry Shiva.
 
2010-04-02 12:47:42 PM  
Oh hai dere. Indian is deh new Asian.

www.desifans.com
 
2010-04-02 01:03:49 PM  
www.dancewithshadows.com

Hottest of them all.
 
2010-04-02 01:35:33 PM  
I refuse to fap to Indian women when so many American women are out of work because they got outsourced.
 
2010-04-02 02:24:26 PM  
eddyatwork: I refuse to fap to Indian women when so many American women are out of work because they got outsourced.

I blame NAFFA
 
2010-04-02 02:25:09 PM  
eddyatwork: I refuse to fap to Indian women when so many American women are out of work because they got outsourced.


And when you call the customer service number for the phone sex line, you get to talk to an Indian operatrix. I... don't know how I feel about that, but it's tingly.
 
2010-04-02 02:30:21 PM  
Great. Another list of hot women who would not fark me with a fake vajayjay.

//yes they are hot
//yes i am not
//yes i am bitter
why do you ask?
// now i am repelling women on an international level.
 
2010-04-02 02:31:02 PM  
#2- Indian Kim Kardashian?
#6- Indian Shakira?
 
2010-04-02 02:33:00 PM  
man, kareena kapoor's face weirds me out. always has.
 
2010-04-02 02:34:21 PM  
Do any of them not smell like curry? It's a dealbreaker otherwise.

/and look at those sharp knees
 
2010-04-02 02:34:49 PM  
I'd shoot Benny Lava all over it.
 
2010-04-02 02:37:10 PM  
KelvinTheClown: I'd shoot Benny Lava all over it.

Thread over.
 
2010-04-02 02:37:33 PM  
There are a couple busted-looking girls there, sorry but #7 looks like she had her face broken, reset, and then broken again. Do not want.
 
2010-04-02 02:39:49 PM  
Well, I need to close my office door now for some private time.
 
2010-04-02 02:47:09 PM  
What, are those photos taken with a disposable camera, off the television?
 
2010-04-02 02:47:10 PM  
More like a bunch of fives and a perfect infinity.
 
2010-04-02 02:48:21 PM  
Gross subby. I have no way of knowing how many ribs any of those girls have.

/...rawr
 
2010-04-02 02:49:59 PM  
I would sing and dance with her in mildly suggestive, non-threatening ways, ideally while dressed in colorful fashions of yore.
 
2010-04-02 02:50:47 PM  
KelvinTheClown: I'd shoot Benny Lava all over it.

Thank you, now I have to go watch that video over and over again.
 
2010-04-02 03:04:56 PM  
Don't go to the side bar article

B'wood's best butts (new window)

The best you see is a side cheek and at least two feature no butt whatsoever. I think there is only one full backside shot and it is in jeans.
 
2010-04-02 03:09:06 PM  
deadsanta: There are a couple busted-looking girls there, sorry but #7 looks like she had her face broken, reset, and then broken again. Do not want.

#7 reminds me of an Indian version of Cher.
 
2010-04-02 03:10:17 PM  
Bunch of snake charmers. I'm going to go make some yogurt now.
 
2010-04-02 03:19:14 PM  
I'm sorry but a few of those look like guys.

And one looks like Cher
 
2010-04-02 03:21:51 PM  
basemetal: Hottest of them all.

Quite possibly the most beautiful woman in living memory.
 
2010-04-02 03:30:27 PM  
Coloman: I'm sorry but a few of those look like guys.

And one looks like Cher


Probably because they don't have tiny little all American cheerleader type button noses. Not everyone can be the descendent of German beet farmers.
 
2010-04-02 03:32:07 PM  
Anybody else notice the really awkward style of writing they used in those captions? I'm speaking mostly to non-lady-oriented Farkers, of course... the rest of you probably didn't even notice there were captions there.
 
2010-04-02 03:33:06 PM  
I just got salted lassi all over my keyboard.
 
2010-04-02 03:34:34 PM  
I thought Katerina Kaif has better pictures than the one they showed. That being said, I would do heinous things to several of those women
 
2010-04-02 03:36:18 PM  
And they're hairy as hell and smell awful down there
 
2010-04-02 03:39:35 PM  
#2 + #9 = 11s
 
2010-04-02 03:45:01 PM  
Why are they all whiter than Italians?
 
2010-04-02 03:46:14 PM  
localhost.net.ua

holy fark.
 
2010-04-02 03:46:30 PM  
No sammiches needed, but maybe some makeup remover would help.

/They sell eyeliner by the gallon over there?
 
2010-04-02 03:55:04 PM  
Dear_Leader: Why are they all whiter than Italians?

In India, the whiter you are, the more upper class and good and wonderful you are. Their movies usually feature a light skinned heroine and an evil conniving biatch who is dark skinned. Dark skin means you're naturally devious and disgusting. Go caste system!
 
2010-04-02 03:55:27 PM  
I've been with Black women, Chinese women, Japanese women, Korean women, Greek women, Jewish women, Persian women, white women of every background and hair color, and I've even been with an orange Russian woman.

But I have very little interest in Indian women.

Why?

Because even when they are attractive (which seems rare) I can never bear to get close enough to them to ask them out because of the smell of curry and sweat.

And I'm not kidding. Curry and sweat; The smell clings to them even if they haven't had a curry in a decade.

Even if you get beyond that, I've rarely met an Indian person who wasn't a completely arrogant ass, and I live in a town with an extremely high Indian population. They're falsely-polite. They can act nice when they have to be... But they almost always have this air of condescension, as if they're still living in the caste system and anyone who isn't at their level of income is an untouchable.

This is, of course, not a wholesale condemnation of the Indian people as a race, but a personal dislike of Indian culture. I would never treat them badly or reject them as associates or friends because of any of this, but I couldn't imagine dating an Indian woman because, frankly, I can't imagine an Indian woman who isn't a rude, arrogant, smelly, hairy, plain-looking chick with a seriously traditionalist family that would look down on me because I'm light-skinned and eat cows.

I'd go for the most ghetto-fabulous, thick-assed Black girl, or the most Irish redhead, or a Persian girl fresh from Iran before I'd go for an Indian woman. They're xenophobic to a fault, and unless they're younger fourth-generation Americans, they smell like a particularly strong, day-old vindaloo. They also age terribly.

If that's rude and awful and means I'll never get in bed with an Indian chick, I can deal with that. I hate curry.

/Not racist. I'll fark anybody of any race.
//I am being culturist, but I think with good reason.
///Later-generation Indian-American chicks are a different case.
 
2010-04-02 04:00:57 PM  
Aishwarya Rai (new window). The hottest of the hot. Too many pics to post here, so the link goes to GIS.

Enjoy.
 
2010-04-02 04:03:29 PM  
Oh, wait. I did date one Indian chick in high school.

`Didn't sleep with her though. She was 3rd-generation American, but that apparently wasn't enough for her to be comfortable with letting her parents know about me.

She didn't smell like curry. She smelled like patchouli.
 
2010-04-02 04:11:08 PM  
None of those coonts are penis worthy. Bring in the next batch.
 
2010-04-02 04:12:31 PM  
ZeroCorpse: Oh, wait. I did date one Indian chick in high school.

`Didn't sleep with her though. She was 3rd-generation American, but that apparently wasn't enough for her to be comfortable with letting her parents know about me.

She didn't smell like curry. She smelled like patchouli.


Argh. Patchouli. The scent of goofy hippies. Even the dudes will wear it. My girlfriend says the smell makes her nauseous.
 
2010-04-02 04:14:06 PM  
ZeroCorpse
Holy fark I cant believe what you wrote, sure you're not still trolling?

At least you wrote that you're not a racist, because otherwise I would have thought the opposite.
 
2010-04-02 04:20:12 PM  
ZeroCorpse: Oh, wait. I did date one Indian chick in high school.

`Didn't sleep with her though. She was 3rd-generation American, but that apparently wasn't enough for her to be comfortable with letting her parents know about me.

She didn't smell like curry. She smelled like patchouli.


I dated an Indian girl for two years in college. Dated is kind of a loose term because of her family mind you. Really what we did was we'd fool around for an hour after our morning classes, nap till lunch, and go to our afternoon classes.

She had a very powerful smell to her, but her parents owned a restaurant which she worked at for probably 8 hours a day.

Kind of hard to avoid smelling like that when all your clothing is saturated with the smell of spices, but once you're used to it, it becomes rather pleasant.

I really miss it now. For a few years afterward, eating out at Indian restaurants became rather uncomfortable because of the pavlovian response. You associate that smell with sex every weekday for about two years and you sometimes end up getting out of a booth VERY carefully when you go to refill your plate off the buffet.

/Cool story bro
 
2010-04-02 04:20:56 PM  
Which one of these chicks is banging Otm Shank, India's answer to Brian Dennehy.
 
2010-04-02 04:22:56 PM  
Super_pope:


I really miss it now. For a few years afterward, eating out at Indian restaurants became rather uncomfortable because of the pavlovian response. You associate that smell with sex every weekday for about two years and you sometimes end up getting out of a booth VERY carefully when you go to refill your plate off the buffet.

/Cool story bro


The main culprit behind that smell is the spice cumin. Yes, cumin.
 
2010-04-02 04:25:16 PM  
Meh. My list would definitely include:

Madhuri Dixit
www.nogomi.com

Rani Mukerjee
www.ianand.com

Malaika Arora
2.bp.blogspot.com

Preity Zinta
www.propertyinvesting.net

Sushmita Sen
www.extramirchi.com
 
2010-04-02 04:27:21 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: The main culprit behind that smell is the spice cumin. Yes, cumin.

Listen pal, I know my way around a kitchen. Not only do I know when something needs cumin, I have a large supply ready to be unleased.
 
2010-04-02 04:30:38 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: Dark skin means you're naturally devious and disgusting.

Oh, really?

images.exoticindia.com
 
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