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		Lance Armstrong makes rare appearance at France's Tour of Flanders. Stupid sexy Tour of Flanders grumble (news.yahoo.com)		54
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Flab		2010-04-01 01:57:46 PM

Flanders is in Belgium, ignorantmitter.

ArkAngel		2010-04-01 02:03:22 PM

Bike outfits are so tight and thin...

1.bp.blogspot.com

It feels like you're wearing nothing at all!

The Onanist		2010-04-01 02:05:15 PM

[Insert "ball" joke here]

apeiron242		2010-04-01 02:06:28 PM

The Onanist: [Insert "ball" joke here]

Vin Diesel and Lance Armstrong had a "Who has the most balls contest". Vin won by 55.

bmr68		2010-04-01 02:06:36 PM

Tour Flanders

lukelightning		2010-04-01 02:07:18 PM

Flab: Flanders is in Belgium, ignorantmitter.

I sense a waffle lot of hostility there, bub.

BlorfMaster		2010-04-01 02:10:29 PM

ArkAngel: Bike outfits are so tight and thin...

It feels like you're wearing nothing at all!

nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!

moops		2010-04-01 02:11:35 PM

BlorfMaster: It feels like you're wearing nothing at all!

nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!

nothing at all!

bdcheung		2010-04-01 02:14:08 PM

France?

usrid0		2010-04-01 02:18:37 PM

A Lance Armstrong and bike thread? *grabs popcorn*

spawn73		2010-04-01 02:22:10 PM

usrid0: A Lance Armstrong and bike thread? *grabs popcorn*

How is your snackchoice relevant to this thread?

bobboberts		2010-04-01 02:22:18 PM

stupid sexy flanders.

BigBaum		2010-04-01 02:23:22 PM

Hincapie is unimpressed.

/Big George at the Ronde, 2009
//Cobblestone can be hell on the babymaker
///Lance does not have to worry 'bout that

bdcheung		2010-04-01 02:24:46 PM

Pavé so bad you'll crap yourself.

thebaconstrip.files.wordpress.com

yequalsy		2010-04-01 02:24:58 PM

One of the greatest sporting events in the world, especially to attend. Beats March Madness all to shiat. The Belgians will be crying in their beer and frites when Cancellera beats out Boonen this year.

hogans		2010-04-01 02:25:34 PM

bdcheung: France?

www.filmdope.com

Leave him alone. He's clearly going through the first stages of Helsinki Syndrome.

As in Helsinki, Sweden.

Ol' Jalopy		2010-04-01 02:26:52 PM

The Onanist: [Insert "ball" joke here]

Something about Lance Armstrong endorsing Bawls energy drink...

atlfarkette		2010-04-01 02:31:37 PM

BigBaum: Hincapie is unimpressed.

/Big George at the Ronde, 2009
//Cobblestone can be hell on the babymaker
///Lance does not have to worry 'bout that

Mmmmmm George.

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial		2010-04-01 02:39:00 PM

Dental plan!

Ringtailed79		2010-04-01 02:39:44 PM

Nothing at all!

HawgWild		2010-04-01 02:45:12 PM

Well ... I see you guys have everything covered.

So here is a pic of a girl being silly:

www.jimwcoleman.com

Day_Old_Dutchie		2010-04-01 02:50:59 PM

HawgWild: Well ... I see you guys have everything covered.

So here is a pic of a girl being silly:

The poppies blow.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2010-04-01 02:56:12 PM

I for one would love to see Cippo. go out and win with Rock Racing... however I doubt he's racing. =( Either way I'll be watching.

\It's like he's wearing nothing at all...

moops		2010-04-01 02:57:46 PM

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces

Dr. Flavenglaven		2010-04-01 02:58:45 PM

spawn73: usrid0: A Lance Armstrong and bike thread? *grabs popcorn*

How is your snackchoice relevant to this thread?

Because nuts would have been tacky.

PizzaJedi81		2010-04-01 03:01:12 PM

moops: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces

DENTAL PLAN!

PizzaJedi81		2010-04-01 03:02:53 PM

Flab: Flanders is in Belgium, ignorantmitter.

bdcheung: France?

yequalsy: One of the greatest sporting events in the world, especially to attend. Beats March Madness all to shiat. The Belgians will be crying in their beer and frites when Cancellera beats out Boonen this year.

And I nominate this thread for the most gratutitous use of the word "Belgium" and derivitives.

Psumek		2010-04-01 03:03:30 PM

bobboberts: stupid sexy flanders.

MOAR!!!!

i169.photobucket.com

Uchiha_Cycliste		2010-04-01 03:09:54 PM

thatPizzaJedi81: moops: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces

DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa Needs Braces.

Psumek		2010-04-01 03:10:13 PM

Dr. Flavenglaven: spawn73: usrid0: A Lance Armstrong and bike thread? *grabs popcorn*

How is your snackchoice relevant to this thread?

Because nuts would have been tacky.

yeah but gum and nuts go so well together

/good thing I'm 18-45 year old man

Flab		2010-04-01 03:10:41 PM

lukelightning: I sense a waffle lot of hostility there, bub.

You're right. I acted a little too much like an twerp.

Deskmoogle		2010-04-01 03:12:10 PM

Boys, get the alcohol-free alcohol.

/Mmm, sacrilicious.

ellesar		2010-04-01 03:13:39 PM

cant believe they let that cheating sob anywhere near a bike race.

BigBaum		2010-04-01 03:15:30 PM

Nothing at all!
www.everymantri.com

Nothing at all!
images.channeladvisor.com

Nothing at all!

NSFW

Nothing at All!

NSFW, NSF anyone

HawgWild		2010-04-01 03:15:46 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: HawgWild: Well ... I see you guys have everything covered.

So here is a pic of a girl being silly:

The poppies blow.

In Flanders Fields?

LavenderWolf		2010-04-01 03:22:05 PM

In Flanders fields the poppies blow,
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place, and in the sky,
The larks, still bravely singing, fly.

/I only have one verse memorized

Lampmonster		2010-04-01 03:39:55 PM

In the episode of The Simpsons where Homer was making the dating tape of Flanders, he takes video of Flanders in the shower and pixilates his um.. Flanderdoodle. Anyway, am I the only one that noticed the pixilation went half way down his damn leg? Stupid sexy, well hung Flanders.

/Star wipe!

invictus2		2010-04-01 03:43:21 PM

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib. Iron helps us play. Bwahahahaha. Hello JoeFrom now on the baby sleeps in the crib. Iron helps us play. Bwahahahaha. Hello Joe
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib. Iron helps us play. Bwahahahaha. Hello Joe

the track could bend?I call the big one Bitey.I've sold monorails to Brockway,Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.Is there a chance
the track could bend?I call the big one Bitey.

Mom, I need more O.J. Flintstones chewable morphine.
I'll miss Sheriff Lobo. - Mom, I need more O.J.
- Flintstones chewable morphine. - I'll miss Sheriff Lobo.
- O.J. - Morphine. - Lobo.
- O.J. - Morphine. - Lobo.

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MBooda		2010-04-01 03:48:15 PM

Tour of Glanders? Yuck.
www.fao.org

degreeless		2010-04-01 03:52:27 PM

Priapetic		2010-04-01 04:36:56 PM

ArkAngel: Bike outfits are so tight and thin...

It feels like you're wearing nothing at all!

Came for this, leaving satisfied. Thank you.

discospinster		2010-04-01 04:51:11 PM

Miserable unfat Belgian bastards.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2010-04-01 04:52:16 PM

Johnny Neutrino: Uchiha_Cycliste: thatPizzaJedi81: moops: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces

DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa Needs Braces.

Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I've lost my train of thought.

de_Selby		2010-04-01 05:00:54 PM

Subby is no doubt playing on

ecx.images-amazon.com

wherein Hercule Poirot constantly says, "I'm a Belgie not a Frenchie ..."

Uchiha_Cycliste		2010-04-01 05:08:21 PM

Ah Belgium, where American youth get their first taste of real racing and a new appreciation for true suffering.

Sifora		2010-04-01 05:33:17 PM

PizzaJedi81: And I nominate this thread for the most gratutitous use of the word "Belgium" and derivitives.

+1 for a good reference, -1 for misuse of the word "gratuitous".

/I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

litespeed74		2010-04-01 05:56:13 PM

BigBaum
George is a beast on the single day classics.
Always shows up to win.

Bronzed War God		2010-04-01 06:30:26 PM

For those not familiar, this race includes a climb so steep and cobbly, that many pros end up walking up the hill (new window).

BigBaum		2010-04-01 06:39:17 PM

litespeed74: BigBaum
George is a beast on the single day classics.
Always shows up to win.

Yes indeed.

Like the name by the way. I just built up a Litespeed Icon with Sram Red and some custom wheels, thing of beauty it is.