he was wif me havin brefist. woo woooooo!

Leija's mother says he also happened to be in the right place at the right time less than a year ago, and rescued children from another fire.

What a lucky coincidence for the children, not so lucky for all the property owners.

I keep my whereabouts in the closet. That way I'll be sure to not lose them.

Assal horizontology.

He axed you a question.

Wow, this man has quite a grasp of the English language. Let's make him president!

/sarcasm

It wasn't me.... it was the one-armed man

"They're trying to say I'm a suspect after what I done."

What, set the fire or "heroically" rescuing some kids?

Please cross-reference the Oxford English Dictionary thread.

While we may know where is whereabouts are at, do we have any idea what condition his condition was in? And can someone please tell me who did that song?

Mmmmmmm... Harrison Ford.....

Guys like this usually join the volunteer fire department.

Hmmmm...a touch of a coinkydink him rescuing not one but TWO different sets of children out of TWO different towering infernoes?!!? I scored 11 on the "liberal" test but even I am having a hard time seeing these as mere coincidences.

um, /bold......sorry!

He ran into the building he set on fire because he dropped some of his BLING-BLING on the floor.

/Using Oxford English proudly

English motherfarker, do you speak it!?

/add Samuel Jackson picture

Here's your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire

Who here can honestly say they haven't started a fire just to save people in it?

In case anyone didnt get WLDNCRZY's brilliant Billy Joel photo:

"We didnt start the fire"
B. Joel

Another way of tryin to keep da' brotho down.

"putting out fire....with gasoline"

/Bowie

"what condition my condition is in "
Google says "Kenny Rogers" ???


naw

"Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at"
The headline writers are getting lazy. Where is the manditory "English grammar surrenders"?

"FIRE!"

Brian Johnson
"For those About to Rock"

Or - Artie Lang on the Stern Show doing Brian Johnson on the Stern Show

"Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at"

ending a sentence with a preposition.
GUILTY!

Leija's mother says he also happened to be in the right place at the right time less than a year ago, and rescued children from another fire.

Ixnay on the other irefay, Mom...

Poster gets the "Absolutely Awesome Alliteration Award from the American Association of Atrociticies."

Kenny Rogers:

q=i+just+dropped+in+to+see+what+condition+my+condition+was+in

It's nice that "Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at" but it would have been nice for the article to tell us, the gentle reader, what his alibi was.

This kind of reminds me of Murder She Wrote. No matter where that women went, someone was murdered. Although those cops were stupid and let her solve the crime to be the hero. The truth is that she did it and framed everyone else. In this case, he did it and became the hero and is using it as the alibiagain

If convicted does FARK have a retroactive hero tag remover ?

Internetsecurityguard
Unbelievable! I was reading down the thread at work whilst listening to my favorite 80's hits and as I read your post (Talking Heads quote) the song started...(It means absolutely nothing, but it was hellacool!)

/really bored today

Raekwon:

"ending a sentence with a preposition."

You should not criticize people for using bad grammar when you can't even form a sentence yourself.

Also, can we please stop making fun of people who were obviously educated by the U.S. public school system? It is unpatriotic.

05-01-03 01:59:02 PM Allanhowls

Please cross-reference the Oxford English Dictionary thread.

While we may know where is whereabouts are at, do we have any idea what condition his condition was in? And can someone please tell me who did that song?

I was going to quote the same song.
It is by Kenny Rogers (Kenny Rogers and the first edition)
Yes the same Kenny Rogers that sang the Gambler, and Coward of the County.

The children!
The children!
The children are on fire...we don't need no water, let them motherfarkers burn!

Don't you know if we let the terrorist terrorize us they will have won we need more U.S. citizens terrorizing us.
/sarcasm

Cjsmith11878



Say 'what' again!


Does he look like a biatch? Then why you tryna fark him like one then?

Before Kenny Rogers was a country singer, he tried doing some psychedlic pop stuff.

"we threw gasoline on the fire so now we have no eyebrows and nubs for arms."

NOFX

Thanks all! I'll just get The Big Lebowski soundtrack. Now let's go back to making fun of the asshat.

Oops, almost forgot: A preposition is a horrible thing to end a sentence with. (and no, don't you dare mention grammar and usage books! Why would you bring that thing that I hate to be read to out of up for?)

"Lejia was arrested for violating his probation on an old burglary conviction as a police officer had recognized him as being wanted for a probation violation in an unrelated burglary case."

Seems that he also wrote this story. Why couldn't they just say "Lejia was arrested after a police officer recognized him as being wanted for a probation violation in an unrelated burglary case." ??

/English Teacher Lecture, putting away red pen

Best legal advice his lawyer can give him: stop talking. Now. Seriously. This is one of those cases where the 5th ammendmant is your friend.

er...
"We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows"

dammit, i was close

Love my nubians but where's my whereabouts...
/DMX... kinda

Why couldn't they just say "Lejia was arrested after a police officer recognized him as being wanted for a probation violation in an unrelated burglary case."??



Or, "Leija was arrizzled after a pizzle offizle recognizzled hizzle izzle bizzle wizzle probizzle vizzle shizzle bizzle, my nizzle".


/channeling Snoop