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(Fake govt agency)   Create your own fake government seal   (usdept-arttech.net) divider line 59
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2003-05-01 10:21:58 AM  
A story about this appearred in The Washington Post on May 1.

B"O"gus agency:
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2003-05-01 12:42:14 PM  
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2003-05-01 05:54:12 PM  
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This is one proud seal.
 
2003-05-02 10:48:37 AM  
eventually, its budget will larger than defense or hhs...

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2003-05-02 03:37:55 PM  
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2003-05-03 01:01:06 PM  
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2003-05-03 01:58:13 PM  
Alternate dynamic version:

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2003-05-03 07:21:57 PM  
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2003-05-03 09:13:59 PM  
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2003-05-04 02:50:04 PM  
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I think this agency really does exist.
They are responisble for ISBN numbers, SSN's and work closely with the military.
 
2003-05-04 05:43:20 PM  
Who woulda' thought....
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2003-05-05 03:42:57 AM  
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2003-05-05 02:48:08 PM  
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2003-05-05 04:17:49 PM  
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2003-05-05 07:28:38 PM  
Try again:

Truth in department naming:
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Trompe l'oeil!

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Old stupid joke:

What do both walruses and Tupperware like?
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Answer: a tight seal.
 
2003-05-05 08:10:23 PM  
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2003-05-06 12:11:11 AM  
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2003-05-06 04:58:37 AM  
Gubberment Schmubberment
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Semi-nsfw so clicky on pic for the goods.
 
2003-05-06 06:34:53 AM  
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[Now with pictures!]
 
2003-05-06 06:37:06 AM  
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2003-05-06 06:39:39 AM  
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2003-05-06 06:40:38 AM  
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quick n' dirty
 
2003-05-06 06:40:48 AM  
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2003-05-06 06:49:13 AM  
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2003-05-06 07:06:47 AM  
First photoshop ever..be kind. :)

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2003-05-06 07:07:49 AM  
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2003-05-06 07:11:13 AM  
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2003-05-06 07:39:18 AM  
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2003-05-06 07:56:24 AM  
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Meh.
 
2003-05-06 08:13:46 AM  
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2003-05-06 08:31:53 AM  
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2003-05-06 08:44:05 AM  
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Not a fake Government agency, though it should be.

/got nuthin'
 
2003-05-06 08:57:21 AM  
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2003-05-06 09:30:51 AM  
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2003-05-06 09:32:51 AM  
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2003-05-06 09:56:00 AM  
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2003-05-06 09:57:00 AM  
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2003-05-06 10:09:00 AM  

Cheapo photoshop, but does anyone else remember this Dave Barry sketch? My favorite ever.



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I can't find the original text on the web, but it was in a sketch about several departments the US Government should add. The Department of a Couple Guys Named Victor was two sicilian-American gentlement who would help out with foreign policy, saving the military billions of dollars. The president would say something along the lines of "Hey Victors, you know, we're having some trouble with this guy named Saddam Hussein. It wouldn't be such a terrible tragedy if he had, say, an unfortunate accident in his shower tomorrow morning." And, sure enough, it would happen.





Dave Barry talks about it in an interview I found.



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2003-05-06 10:40:01 AM  
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2003-05-06 10:41:16 AM  
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crap, forgot to check the add comment to voting, mods can you remove the Boobies?
 
2003-05-06 11:06:36 AM  
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2003-05-06 11:09:49 AM  
The blatantly obvious update:

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2003-05-06 11:29:05 AM  
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I spent way too much time on this one..
 
2003-05-06 11:53:22 AM  
whoops first time

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2003-05-06 12:06:43 PM  
Oops! Mighty annoying. New try.

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2003-05-06 01:39:08 PM  
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2003-05-06 01:53:33 PM  
Poor use of color, lame seal, but here goes anyway:

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/got nuthin'

Need a better topic to actually put in effort. =)
 
2003-05-06 02:00:39 PM  
LOL I love wlfs idea, but poor art.
 
2003-05-06 02:46:47 PM  
Curse me for getting this in so late.

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The only defense we'd ever need.
 
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