Already have. "Swine flu," my ass.

Better safe than sorry.

My knowledge of resident evil has taught me that the most effective method is to shoot them in the knees twice and then walk up to them and stomp on their head when their on the ground. This is promptly followed up with what I believe to be consuming a strange green plant that you can find growing anywhere.

Hard to be wrong with a lawn mower

Langston

Chainsaw Zombies would be a killer name for a band.

ParallelUniverseParking: /hot as a stack of burning zombies

I dunno, TFA makes a good point about ammo. Shells take up huge volume making the shotgun, while fun, a poor choice for extended survival in the zombie apocalypse.

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Got several thousand rounds in vault. We were buying a brick of ammo the other day and the clerk asked if we were going shooting. My son (13) told him no, just stocking up, those Zombies aren't going to kill themselves

One between the eyes normally solves the issue, also head for high ground, Zombies are lousy climbers

Maybe we need some more topical creams?

is Aim Away From Face already taken?

Gloom-shrooms, backed by Winter Melons and Fume-shrooms. Still need to watch for gigas.

Nuke em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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See more what? Fodder? That chainsaw would gum up after two maybe three zombies.

Speaking of zombies, keep your fingers crossed, please.

I just sent in my submission for Live Free or Undead (new window).

Thanks.

I'm currently stuck in some shack in resident evil IV (wii edition) surrounded by zombies. i suck at this game.

I just want to hear the author of the book say his wedding vows. "I, Roger ma..."
Also, seems like somewhat of a rip off of the Zombie Survival Guide. I mean, obviously I see the differences in a combat guide and a survival guide, but it is along the same theme and not by the same author.
/Meh.
//Brains....

Farkin' A.

yes.

/'This machine kills zombies'

Geez, just cast your strongest full party healing spell on them. Hasn't Final Fantasy Tactics and Breath of Fire III taught you anything?


/Lightning bolt! Lighting bolt!

Two words: Double Tap

Two more words: Pole axe

And if you watched Zombieland:

Don't forget the cardio

Seeing stuff like this always makes me wonder what historians will think of it in 500 years.

Will they think that we were superstitious rubes afraid of the walking dead? I know that's what is commonly thought of the folks from medieval times.

Look people - you can't chainsaw a zombie or splash its head into a red mist with your baseball bat, because they are contagious! If you wanted to kill a zombie in hand to hand combat, you'd need a complete hazmat suit with a face shield, and by zombie number three your face shield is going to be covered in blood and brain matter rendering you blind and thus easy prey to a pack of mutant flesh-eating zombies.

The most effective mass zombie killing technique is for you and a partner to climb neighboring trees with a couple of bricks of .22 ammo. Since zombies can't climb trees, you and your pal simply take careful back-of-the-head medulla shots at the zombies under each others tree until both packs are simply a quivering mass of now-dead, undead flesh. I say .22's because the weight is such that even a fat farker can carry a couple thousand rounds up a tree - which you may need in some urban environments!

Anybody who disagrees is probably an amateur and/or liberal.

Not to single anyone specific out, but to all the "30 days of MREs" and "Vault of Ammo" people out there I have one simple question:

What happens when you run out?

3 Rules:
Keep Moving.
Stay Alive.
Children are the Future.

Step One: Education; Max Brooks is a must
Step Two: Avoidance; higher ground, colder weather, head for mountains
Step Three: Combat; Sever the head from the spine
Step Four: Happy Hour at Aces!

Ego edo infantia cattus: Geez, just cast your strongest full party healing spell on them. Hasn't Final Fantasy Tactics and Breath of Fire III taught you anything?


/Lightning bolt! Lighting bolt!

FAIL!!!!

Not Lightning Bolt. Fireball. It's ALWAYS fire-type and healing-type that work best against them. Or Res spells for the one-shot kill.

Cuthbert Allgood: I'm currently stuck in some shack in resident evil IV (wii edition) surrounded by zombies. i suck at this game.

Barricade everything downstairs, then head upstairs and do the same. Once you've done that, camp at the top of the staircase take out everything you can coming up the stairs. Once they start breaching the second floor, get in a corner and make each shot count. If you can do that, you should last long enough for the cutscene to end your nightmare.

/Resident Evil 4 was an incredibly intense game that Resident Evil 5 completely failed to capture the essence of
//Just my opinion

kalchas: I just want to hear the author of the book say his wedding vows. "I, Roger ma..."
Also, seems like somewhat of a rip off of the Zombie Survival Guide. I mean, obviously I see the differences in a combat guide and a survival guide, but it is along the same theme and not by the same author.
/Meh.
//Brains....

I saw that book in the airport bookstore the other day and the first thing I thought was, "What a shameless rip-off!". I have no idea if I'm justified in that thought, because Max Brooks appears to have created his own brand of (awesome) zombies that are much different than Romero zombies, voodoo zombies, or movie zombies in general. It makes me wonder if this Roger fellow did the same thing, or if he really is just trying to capitalize off the similar titling.

/Zombie Survival Guide and WWZ are excellent books

I've been into zombies since I was a wee kid, but what the hell happened these last few years that made zombies so popular in pop-culture? I thought that ninjas and pirates were still all the rage.

favourite zombies:

rhino33: the movies have taught me that a zombie can't live without it's head.

Decapitation stops a lot of things, you'd be surprised.

Capt_Evil: Not to single anyone specific out, but to all the "30 days of MREs" and "Vault of Ammo" people out there I have one simple question:

What happens when you run out?

3 Rules:
Keep Moving.
Stay Alive.
Children are the Future.

This. There are six billion people on the planet. The city you live in (or near) probably has millions of inhabitants. Do you have millions of bullets? At best you have thousands of bullets. You're gonna be a couple orders of magnitude short.

To heck with the children though. I'm gonna live for the sake of living and when I die humanity can die with me for all I care.