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(SeattlePI) Dumbass Man in trouble for ramming Dick's   (seattlepi.com) divider line 94
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2010-03-31 07:08:00 PM
"Our plumbing folks will be going out there on a courtesy call..."

With Dick's closed, it would make sense for this to be the first point of business.
 
2010-03-31 07:08:35 PM
And it would make sense for my italics tag to not devour itself.

/slinks away
 
2010-03-31 07:09:02 PM
This isn't that remarkable; every indie loser in Seattle has rammed Dick's at one time or another.
 
2010-03-31 07:11:51 PM
Seriously though - you have not lived life until you have eaten a Dick's deluxe at 1:00 a.m. after a few drinks.

/Checks pocket, has $2.50
//Has now changed dinner plans for tonight
///Will NOT use the drive-thru service
 
2010-03-31 07:13:17 PM
It always amazed me how such a tiny crappy-looking inexpensive burger could taste so good.
 
2010-03-31 07:14:56 PM
Man in trouble for ramming Dick's
Touche, subby. No wait, you don't want them touching...
+1 Subby
 
2010-03-31 07:15:53 PM
Vuduchikn: Seriously though - you have not lived life until you have eaten a Dick's deluxe at 1:00 a.m. after a few drinks.

I had some Dick's in just such a manner last month. Good stuff.
 
2010-03-31 07:16:08 PM
I didn't read the article. Was this a gay prostitution sting?
 
2010-03-31 07:16:13 PM
Dick's Deluxe is what got me through my senior year at Garfield.

The owner of the chain is a stand up guy too.
 
2010-03-31 07:17:08 PM
jadeblue: Vuduchikn: Seriously though - you have not lived life until you have eaten a Dick's deluxe at 1:00 a.m. after a few drinks.

I had some Dick's in just such a manner last month. Good stuff.


I remember you...
/how you doin'?
 
2010-03-31 07:18:06 PM
Everybody should eat a bag of Dick's!!

www.intraffik.com
 
2010-03-31 07:18:28 PM
 
2010-03-31 07:18:59 PM
If I had a ten foot pole, I wouldn't touch this thread with it.
 
2010-03-31 07:19:18 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

www.funradio.us


//oblig dick pics
 
2010-03-31 07:19:26 PM
Dick's is for self righteous Seattlites with no sense of taste.

The guy probably mistook the place for an Oil Can Henry's

/Zip's FTW
 
2010-03-31 07:19:32 PM
Vuduchikn: Seriously though - you have not lived life until you have eaten a Dick's deluxe at 1:00 a.m. after a few drinks.

Yeah, who doesn't like Dick's in their mouth?

/sorry
//had to say it
///I hate me too
////I'll just leave and kick a puppy now.
 
2010-03-31 07:20:13 PM
media.giantbomb.com

Approves

/Dick's is the place where the cool hang out
 
2010-03-31 07:21:22 PM
rohar: Dick's is for self righteous Seattlites with no sense of taste.

The guy probably mistook the place for an Oil Can Henry's

/Zip's FTW


Speaking of dicks.
 
2010-03-31 07:23:03 PM
Darwin FTW: Dick's Deluxe is what got me through my senior year at Garfield.

The owner of the chain is a stand up guy too.


Ramming a Deluxe Dick got us through the last couple of years -Holly Sampson, Jamie Junger, Mindy Lawton
 
2010-03-31 07:23:12 PM
what? we can't get this headline in a T-Shirt?
 
2010-03-31 07:23:29 PM
Fred Smythe: Approves

/Dick's is the place where the cool hang out


Better than where the dicks hang out.
 
2010-03-31 07:23:36 PM
The restaurant released a statement at Link (new window)
 
2010-03-31 07:23:51 PM
THAT MOTHERfarkER NEEDS TO DIE IN A FIRE. DICKS WAS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE MOTHERfarkING BURGER JOINT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, EVEN BETTER THAN WHITE CASTLE. YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, WHY IS THIS DBAG YELLING, CAUSE IT IS THAT MOTHERfarkING IMPORTANT TO ME.

//PROUD LOVER OF DICKS
///RIP SEATTLE, MY REASON FOR VISITING IS GONE
////HERE I COME SPOKANE!
 
2010-03-31 07:24:50 PM
ImRonBurgundy: The restaurant released a statement at Link (new window)

Damn you.
 
2010-03-31 07:25:06 PM
"That man, Colin John Sandwith, has pleaded not guilty."

Did any one else read this as Colin John Sandwich?



/Go eat a bag of dicks. You'll like it.
 
2010-03-31 07:25:15 PM
They really should have some type of barrier blocking device for the Dicks to keep objects from penetrating through the... eh I feel like I'm trying too hard here.

/penis
 
2010-03-31 07:26:15 PM
Is this about the large hardon collider?
 
2010-03-31 07:27:57 PM
Four dicks ramming man in trouble
 
2010-03-31 07:28:54 PM
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farm1.static.flickr.com

All unavailable for comment.
 
2010-03-31 07:31:00 PM
I thought they were talking about Dick's beer/brewery. I almost forgot about the other Dick's in Washington. Man, those folks in the Northwest love their Dick's!

/Loves me some Dick's beer, and Dick's burgers
//Gotten drunk with Dick himself a few times, R.I.P.
 
2010-03-31 07:33:27 PM
elev8meL8r: All unavailable for comment.

www.roadfood.com
 
2010-03-31 07:35:22 PM
"I'd use any reason, I'd use any trick. Just to spend my loose change on...A FIST SIZED ICE CREAM CONE AT DICK'S!"

- PUSA
 
2010-03-31 07:38:04 PM
Lots of threads about sex today. Is everybody h0rny or is it just me?
 
2010-03-31 07:40:17 PM
sn82: Lots of threads about sex today. Is everybody h0rny or is it just me?

Yup....very.
 
2010-03-31 07:41:05 PM
sn82: Lots of threads about sex today. Is everybody h0rny or is it just me?

I got's on your back
 
2010-03-31 07:41:55 PM
jimi32: sn82: Lots of threads about sex today. Is everybody h0rny or is it just me?

I got's on your back


just not on my hair
 
2010-03-31 07:43:51 PM
Or butt crack
 
2010-03-31 07:44:56 PM
The food is good for the price, but it's cheap and actually kind of sucks. It always seems like a good idea until after you have eaten it.

It's a whole different story if you are drunk and starving.
 
2010-03-31 07:45:16 PM
jimi32: elev8meL8r: All unavailable for comment.

Ah, I know the good word that is Pat's.
 
2010-03-31 07:52:54 PM
Tantrum: rohar: Dick's is for self righteous Seattlites with no sense of taste.

The guy probably mistook the place for an Oil Can Henry's

/Zip's FTW

Speaking of dicks.


www.zipsdrivein.com

From top to bottom, bacon, ham, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, tomato, some kind of plant and tarter.

It comes in a paper bag that inevitably turns translucent.

Dick's got something like that?

/believe it or not, they used to have one with one more ham/beef and an egg
 
2010-03-31 07:53:10 PM
Ego edo infantia cattus: "That man, Colin John Sandwith, has pleaded not guilty."

Did any one else read this as Colin John Sandwich?



/Go eat a bag of dicks. You'll like it.


YES I DID. WOULD HAVE MADE THIS STORY FUNNIER.
 
2010-03-31 08:00:33 PM
Alphakronik: THAT MOTHERfarkER NEEDS TO DIE IN A FIRE. DICKS WAS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE MOTHERfarkING BURGER JOINT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, EVEN BETTER THAN WHITE CASTLE. YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, WHY IS THIS DBAG YELLING, CAUSE IT IS THAT MOTHERfarkING IMPORTANT TO ME.

//PROUD LOVER OF DICKS
///RIP SEATTLE, MY REASON FOR VISITING IS GONE
////HERE I COME SPOKANE!


Relax, dude. We've got at least 3 others (Cap Hill, Wallingford, Ballard (I think?)...maybe one in Queen Anne? There are plenty of Dick's to choose from.
 
2010-03-31 08:00:53 PM
elev8meL8r: jimi32: elev8meL8r: All unavailable for comment.

Ah, I know the good word that is Pat's.


Tania's across the street was better
 
2010-03-31 08:01:29 PM
cookiefleck: jimi32: sn82: Lots of threads about sex today. Is everybody h0rny or is it just me?

I got's on your back

just not on my hair


I'll aim better next time
 
2010-03-31 08:04:39 PM
Spokane Wa. has a dick's hamb. too. Good and cheap food.
 
2010-03-31 08:05:50 PM
rohar: Tantrum: rohar: Dick's is for self righteous Seattlites with no sense of taste.

The guy probably mistook the place for an Oil Can Henry's

/Zip's FTW

Speaking of dicks.



From top to bottom, bacon, ham, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, tomato, some kind of plant and tarter.

It comes in a paper bag that inevitably turns translucent.

Dick's got something like that?

/believe it or not, they used to have one with one more ham/beef and an egg


NO! But can you play frisbee with a Zip's cheeseburger for a half an hour and not affect the taste or shape? I didn't think so!

Wait...
 
2010-03-31 08:13:50 PM
jimi32: elev8meL8r: jimi32: elev8meL8r: All unavailable for comment.

Ah, I know the good word that is Pat's.

Tania's across the street was better


How long ago? I totally missed that place somehow, as in don't remember it at all. And I've been here a while.
 
2010-03-31 08:17:54 PM
as someone who is currently enjoying a bag of Dicks, i enjoy these comments.

/SWASS, baby.

Sir Mixs "Posse on Broadway", google map style:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=117755304854031221558 . 0000011244f24dfff5967
 
2010-03-31 08:18:45 PM
Tantrum: rohar: Dick's is for self righteous Seattlites with no sense of taste.

The guy probably mistook the place for an Oil Can Henry's

/Zip's FTW

Speaking of dicks.


Don't be dissen on Dick's. A deluxe and fries with tartar FTW. I may just go and grab a bag of Dick's right now.
 
2010-03-31 08:19:50 PM
www.dan-dare.org

Cat also in trouble.

Status of hedgehog unknown
 
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