...and steak?

+1

Should make a good Disney movie...

It's the man who SHOT his paw...

johnsmith99: It's the man who SHOT his paw...

LOL!

I see Bob Hope is submitting headlines from beyond the grave.

I bet he cleans up in the "3-legged Dogsled Race!"

johnsmith99: It's the man who SHOT his paw...

ok, so subby limped in on that one.

did you really have to claw your way into the thread like that?

you could have padded in with more subtlety, less bark and no bite.

shake on it?

Three legged dog walks into a bar......

/old joke, subby

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To navigate a path of travel that was necessary at the time.

I CAN MESS UP JOKES WITH THE BEST OF 'EM, TOO

That was at least a three-second groaner. Nice work, Subby.

James Langston fell in love with Abner.

MONSTERTRUCK: Three legged dog walks into a bar......

/old joke, subby

Stop, I already heard that one.

This honestly should make Sarah Palin feel like a putz: the three legged sled dog didn't quit, but she did

TMLO:
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To navigate a path of travel that was necessary at the time.

I CAN MESS UP JOKES WITH THE BEST OF 'EM, TOO

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fail.

mikaloyd: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To navigate a path of travel that was necessary at the time.

I CAN MESS UP JOKES WITH THE BEST OF 'EM, TOO

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck in the chicken

Hey, the punk rocker was attached to the fowl in question.

Wonderful story. I have a three legged dog. He adjusted very well.
Sometimes he does that phantom leg move with his stump, usually when he runs in his sleep.

cmb53208: This honestly should make Sarah Palin feel like a putz: the three legged sled dog didn't quit, but she did

She only has two legs.

I'd have gone with "offed his paw"

/I can't help but wonder what happened to that poor dog to cause such a major injury

Chariset: James May? Is that you?

I'm James Lipton.

I have a series of questions to ask you.


MONSTERTRUCK: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

I like this version better.


Obama's Subtle Coup: fail.

Gyrfalcon: johnsmith99: It's the man who SHOT his paw...

And raped his sister.



Does not approve.

/Best showdown scene in movie history.

be still, Cody.

altinos

Came in for Lil' Brudder, leaving satisfied (and making it on my own).

That's a good dog. You can't eat a good dog like that all at once.

A feel good story. If you like sled dog stories, I would highly recommend googling the dog Rivers. He was taught to be a lead dog after he went blind. I met Rivers, cool dog, his owner was a bit of a pretentious ass though.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To navigate a path of travel that was necessary at the time.

I CAN MESS UP JOKES WITH THE BEST OF 'EM, TOO

Okay then, bring me some alligator soup with haste!

Subby should make like a tree and get out of here.

FTFA:

It is involuntary and utterly hilarious to watch.

anyone who owns a dog agrees.

A dog is here
A dog is there
My dog, he got three legs
But he can't run

"It is (I hope) obvious that Granny Weatherwax has absolutely no sense of humour but she has, as it were, heard about it. She has no grasp of how or why jokes work - she's one of those people who say "And then what happened?" after you've told them the punchline. She can vaguely remember the one-liner "Give me an alligator sandwich - and make it snappy!" but since she's got no idea of why it's even mildly amusing she gets confused... all that she can remember is that apparently the man wants it quickly."

/Came for a Biff reference
//making like a tree.

You know why there are so many three legged dogs in China?

A meal that good you don't eat all at once.

And it is SHOT his paw.

I laughed at the headline. Oldie but a goodie.

"My name is Abner Orbinson. You killed my paw. Prepare to die!"

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side!

/Bazinga

Looking for the man what shot his paw?

I did it, Rod.

Maybe no guns were involved? Creative license?

Oh, and great story about the dog.

bakibakFIVE: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side!

/Bazinga

HA!

Hurray for Abner, that's quite a 'feat'. Just remember not to be half-assed about your job.

Yes, but can the dog read lips?



/Diefenbaker wants steak

Is the dogs name Inigo?

/DRTA